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[Mark_Ilaan]

Heard you were back in town, twerp. What? You couldn't call?

I sent you flowers. What more can you ask for? I ordered them as soon as I heard you were in the hospital. Didn't you get them?

You really scared Mom and Sis. I would've been here sooner, but it took forever to get back into the country. The new rules are a bitch. Maybe my international days are over.

 

[SweetWitch]

I sent you flowers. What more can you ask for? I ordered them as soon as I heard you were in the hospital. Didn't you get them?

You really scared Mom and Sis. I would've been here sooner, but it took forever to get back into the country. The new rules are a bitch. Maybe my international days are over.

I never got any flowers.

I know your mother would be very pleased to have you around here more. She's been really worried about you.

Wait. Are you the one who sent the anonymous "brown" flowers?

 

[Mark_Ilaan]

I never got any flowers.

I know your mother would be very pleased to have you around here more. She's been really worried about you.

Wait. Are you the one who sent the anonymous "brown" flowers?

Well, you now own a hog farm, don't you?

 

[SweetWitch]

Well, you now own a hog farm, don't you?

Um, no . . .

There haven't been hogs on that farm in over 20 years, so your 12 freeze-dried, shellacked hog turds on sticks made no sense to me.

I accused half a dozen others of doing that. Imagine how the nurses felt about it. Honestly, where do you even order something like that? Never mind. I don't want to know.

I'll be over to see you tomorrow. If you're smart, you'll be hiding.

Good night.

 

[Mark_Ilaan]

Um, no . . .

There haven't been hogs on that farm in over 20 years, so your 12 freeze-dried, shellacked hog turds on sticks made no sense to me.

I accused half a dozen others of doing that. Imagine how the nurses felt about it. Honestly, where do you even order something like that? Never mind. I don't want to know.

I'll be over to see you tomorrow. If you're smart, you'll be hiding.

Good night.

Oh, come on. You know you laughed.

Sleep well, sweetheart. Keep healing. The world needs people like you. See you tomorrow.

 

[TxRad]

Heard you were back in town, twerp. What? You couldn't call?

I told you not to say his name.

 

[SweetWitch]

I told you not to say his name.

I'm so blaming you. At least I now know where the turd blossoms came from.

 

[Handley_Page]

I'm so blaming you. At least I now know where the turd blossoms came from.

Ah, that might be the cause of the pong; the wind's in 'my' wrong direction. . . .

And now, if you'll excuse me, I have to exercise the Dragon. . . . .

 

[SweetWitch]

Ah, that might be the cause of the pong; the wind's in 'my' wrong direction. . . .

And now, if you'll excuse me, I have to exercise the Dragon. . . . .

I'll turn on the fan for you.

 

[Handley_Page]

I'll turn on the fan for you.

Thank You, Molly.
As long as the elelctric stays on we'll be ok. . . .

 

[Mark_Ilaan]

Yo, Mols. Why aren't you answering your phone?

 

[SweetWitch]

Yo, Mols. Why aren't you answering your phone?

Hey! I was just thinking of you while jumping mindlessly around the house to Blister in the Sun!

 

[Mark_Ilaan]

Hey! I was just thinking of you while jumping mindlessly around the house to Blister in the Sun!

Now, that brings back memories. You, a giggly girl so full of life, bouncing around the dance floor. I remember every moment of it. I remember thinking you were a pile of fun that was going to drive every man you met insane.

Sad thing is, Mols, you sort of disappeared. What happened to that girl?

 

[SweetWitch]

Now, that brings back memories. You, a giggly girl so full of life, bouncing around the dance floor. I remember every moment of it. I remember thinking you were a pile of fun that was going to drive every man you met insane.

Sad thing is, Mols, you sort of disappeared. What happened to that girl?

I got married.

 

[Mark_Ilaan]

I got married.

I never understood that. He didn't deserve you. Why?

 

[SweetWitch]

I never understood that. He didn't deserve you. Why?

He wore me down. Where were you? Oh, yeah. You were in Italy. No, wait, it was France. Or Germany. Or Rio. Or was it Mexico? You were never still for long. Maybe if you'd been around . . .

But then I wouldn't have my daughter, so it's all good.

 

[Mark_Ilaan]

He wore me down. Where were you? Oh, yeah. You were in Italy. No, wait, it was France. Or Germany. Or Rio. Or was it Mexico? You were never still for long. Maybe if you'd been around . . .

But then I wouldn't have my daughter, so it's all good.

Aw, baby, if I could talk sense to my younger self, I'd make sure you were in better hands.

Like mine.

But you're right about your daughter. She's an angel.

 

[SweetWitch]

Aw, baby, if I could talk sense to my younger self, I'd make sure you were in better hands.

Like mine.

But you're right about your daughter. She's an angel.

Better hands? Seriously? Like I need a man to save me. I was asking where you were because I needed something else from you. But you weren't there.

 

[Mark_Ilaan]

Better hands? Seriously? Like I need a man to save me. I was asking where you were because I needed something else from you. But you weren't there.

I know you did. When I got back and found out you were married, I felt like shit. When I found out who you'd married, I felt suicidal, but that's all ancient history. I can't save you from your past, and I wouldn't presume to do so. What I can do is offer you refuge for whatever you decide to do about your present situation.

I'm here for you, no matter what you do.

 

[SweetWitch]

I know you did. When I got back and found out you were married, I felt like shit. When I found out who you'd married, I felt suicidal, but that's all ancient history. I can't save you from your past, and I wouldn't presume to do so. What I can do is offer you refuge for whatever you decide to do about your present situation.

I'm here for you, no matter what you do.

OMG! I hate you so much. Seriously. I hate you. If I'd had a little support from you maybe I'd made better choices. We all know how much fun I got from my family.

I don't think you understand, but you WERE my family.

 

[Mark_Ilaan]

OMG! I hate you so much. Seriously. I hate you. If I'd had a little support from you maybe I'd made better choices. We all know how much fun I got from my family.

I don't think you understand, but you WERE my family.

I'm sorry, Molly.

 

[SweetWitch]

I'm sorry, Molly.

Thanks for the flowers yesterday. They arrived just in time for me to be discharged. You have SOME timing. Three dozen red roses, though? Jeez. I'm not used to such extravagance.

 

[SweetWitch]

Where the hell is everyone?

 

[TxRad]

Where the hell is everyone?

Some of us have a real life and then again, some of us don't. Take ya pick.

How's it hanging, Molly?

 

[Handley_Page]

Where the hell is everyone?

I'm here, Molly.
Not that that means much. I think it's time for Breakfast.