The new Naked Party Thread.

[TxRad]

You crack me up.

Do they make a Spackle for that?

 

[Rustyoznail]

Do they make a Spackle for that?

 

[TxRad]

That is one crack that doesn't need to be spackled. Plugged is nice butt... Never completely sealed.

 

[SweetWitch]

Do they make a Spackle for that?

That is one crack that doesn't need to be spackled. Plugged is nice butt... Never completely sealed.

You're both insane.

 

[TxRad]

You're both insane.

Butt you love us anyway.

 

[Rustyoznail]

You're both insane.

I was a sweet, wholesome lad until I found this place.

 

[Handley_Page]

I was a sweet, wholesome lad until I found this place.

We all were sweet & wholesome. . . . .

 

[SweetWitch]

Howdy, y'all. How's everyone doing?

 

[Rustyoznail]

Howdy, y'all. How's everyone doing?

Not too bad for a Monday, thanks.

 

[Handley_Page]

Not too bad for a Monday, thanks.

Better if we got coffee. . . . .

Ah well, better go feed my Dragon

 

[SweetWitch]

Not too bad for a Monday, thanks.

That's right. It is Monday. How did I miss that?

Better if we got coffee. . . . .

Ah well, better go feed my Dragon

Nothing worse than dragon breath in the morning.

 

[Handley_Page]

That's right. It is Monday. How did I miss that?

Nothing worse than dragon breath in the morning.

That depends upon what he's eaten to a large extent.

 

[SweetWitch]

That depends upon what he's eaten to a large extent.

How have you been?

 

[TxRad]

Well look at that, a Molly sighting.

How have you been?

You need to come around more often. You're missed.

 

[Handley_Page]

How have you been?

A[part from a 'balance' problem, doin' OK so far, thanks.

Well look at that, a Molly sighting.

How have you been?
You need to come around more often. You're missed.

How very true..

And where's the Bear ?

 

[SweetWitch]

Well look at that, a Molly sighting.

How have you been?

You need to come around more often. You're missed.

Sorry. I've been a little busy. The good news is I beat the odds and survived. The bad news is I left a little piece of me behind in the never-never when I died. Fortunately I wasn't dead for long.

A[part from a 'balance' problem, doin' OK so far, thanks.

How very true..

And where's the Bear ?

Haven't heard from the bear in a few weeks, but I've been a little out of touch.

 

[TxRad]

Sorry. I've been a little busy. The good news is I beat the odds and survived. The bad news is I left a little piece of me behind in the never-never when I died. Fortunately I wasn't dead for long.



Haven't heard from the bear in a few weeks, but I've been a little out of touch.

Glad to hear you're still among the living.

Last I heard, Bear was headed for the mountains to hunt Elk.

 

[SweetWitch]

Glad to hear you're still among the living.

Last I heard, Bear was headed for the mountains to hunt Elk.

Thanks. Hypoxic brain is a real pisser, though.

 

[TxRad]

Thanks. Hypoxic brain is a real pisser, though.

Take deep breaths and see if that helps.

Back in the day, a friend of mine's very young wife baked a cake using the high altitude recipe because they lived in a second floor apartment. Make of that what you will.

 

[Handley_Page]

I'm hoping that my son will call today to help me get the car started and a few other little problems.
He likes good coffee; so I've got some.

 

[carolw38]

Drunk At 12 Noon In Springfield

Hey Anybody Out Here From Springfield Ill , At George Ranks Fucking Drunk Already Dammit .lol ...hot 75 Year Old Cougar Here Carol , If You Come In Am The Red Head At The Bar W/big Titties Falling Out Of My Goddam Top Which Is My Step Daughters Outfit W/shorty Shorts , Just Got Another Tat This Morning . Looking For Some Fun ,guys Or Girls . Hit Me Up

 

[SweetWitch]

Take deep breaths and see if that helps.

Back in the day, a friend of mine's very young wife baked a cake using the high altitude recipe because they lived in a second floor apartment. Make of that what you will.

That's funny. Silly woman.

Deep breaths don't help. The damage was done 7 weeks ago tonight when my brain was without oxygen for too long. Ever see your fingers turn black? Ever hear someone say your face is completely gray? I'm sure I was quite a picture. Nasty business, this dying thing. People say your life flashes before you, that all your dead family and friends will come to you. I saw my childhood dog. She was the only one there.

I'm hoping that my son will call today to help me get the car started and a few other little problems.
He likes good coffee; so I've got some.

I hope he showed.

 

[SweetWitch]

Hey Anybody Out Here From Springfield Ill , At George Ranks Fucking Drunk Already Dammit .lol ...hot 75 Year Old Cougar Here Carol , If You Come In Am The Red Head At The Bar W/big Titties Falling Out Of My Goddam Top Which Is My Step Daughters Outfit W/shorty Shorts , Just Got Another Tat This Morning . Looking For Some Fun ,guys Or Girls . Hit Me Up

If you're cruisin' for meat in a bar, I feel you'll be disappointed.

What's your tat of?

 

[Mark_Ilaan]

If you're cruisin' for meat in a bar, I feel you'll be disappointed.

What's your tat of?

You would know, Mols.

 

[SweetWitch]

You would know, Mols.

Heard you were back in town, twerp. What? You couldn't call?