SimonDoom
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Fixed it.
Thanks for linking this. The critique is too activist at certain points, but I am amazed at how much it echoes my own review of the movie, albeit in far more detail. Yes, yes, Voboy, I know...Emily Wilson, on whose translation of The Odyssey Nolan ostensibly relied, has written a critical review of the film: https://www.lrb.co.uk/the-paper/v48/n14/emily-wilson/an-uncomplicated-man.
Okay, I'm all caught up on my four-and-a-half-day absence. Oh, hell, let's call it five, shall we? Argue on, point-counterpoint away.
Phew, what a relief. For a moment there, I thought something was wrong with me, missing some hidden cinematic brilliance everyone else could see but me. Good to know there are others who don't get turned on just by nice visuals. Glad to report that on my table of morons, gullible suckers, and "not entirely hopeless," the last column officially has its first representative.Singularly underwhelmed. I half expected Charlton Heston being solid and biblical, and Ray Harryhausen stop motion animation. The whole thing had a 1960s feel to it, like an overlong Saturday matinee with a double feature and a few cartoons.
I don't know about woke, it was more keep awake, for me. Everyone seemed to be phoning it in, to be honest.
Still, the short for Dune 3 promised Florence Pugh, so that's got to be better than Odyssey...
That's a bit too general. Any specific impressions you want to share? What was well done, what sucked? The acting, the story, the message, etc.Singularly underwhelmed. I half expected Charlton Heston being solid and biblical, and Ray Harryhausen stop motion animation. The whole thing had a 1960s feel to it, like an overlong Saturday matinee with a double feature and a few cartoons.
I don't know about woke, it was more keep awake, for me. Everyone seemed to be phoning it in, to be honest.
Still, the short for Dune 3 promised Florence Pugh, so that's got to be better than Odyssey...
Yeah, I did find it strange that for such a foundational story with such big names, nobody really did that good of a job acting. No big "wow" moments from the actors, underwhelming performances from people who ought to have knocked it out of the park, dialogue was just fine, not amazing. It was like everyone was aiming for "decent enough" and the second they hit "serviceable" didn't bother to strive for any higher. It was decent, but it was really missing that spark (plus, strange pacing). For such a big budget, big names, all the hype, it really was just a forgettable summer blockbuster.Singularly underwhelmed. I half expected Charlton Heston being solid and biblical, and Ray Harryhausen stop motion animation. The whole thing had a 1960s feel to it, like an overlong Saturday matinee with a double feature and a few cartoons.
I don't know about woke, it was more keep awake, for me. Everyone seemed to be phoning it in, to be honest.
Still, the short for Dune 3 promised Florence Pugh, so that's got to be better than Odyssey...
Indeed, yet the three Avatar movies, the absolute crap that they are except for the visuals, have grossed over 6 billion worldwide. Popularity is a poor benchmark of quality.I'm still a ways off from seeing it. My son bought tickets but I'm still about 10 days away.
It's doing incredibly well for a movie of its type. Its domestic box office already is over $320,000, which is almost double the entire domestic box office of Gladiator 2, the last big film of its type. Worldwide, it almost certainly will surpass one billion dollars.
Indeed, yet the three Avatar movies, the absolute crap that they are except for the visuals, have grossed over 6 billion worldwide. Popularity is a poor benchmark of quality.
As a film to get people back into cinemas (and IMAX in particular) I think it's done pretty well. It looks impressive. Very much in the style of overblown 60s epics, and I enjoyed it as such, but a lot of actors just going through the motions (Samantha Morton's Circe and Himesh Patel's underused Eurycholus being exceptions, plus possibly Charlize Theron, though not much was required of her beyond looking gorgeous and like she's enjoyed shagging Matt Damon for a few years).I'm still a ways off from seeing it. My son bought tickets but I'm still about 10 days away.
It's doing incredibly well for a movie of its type. Its domestic box office already is over $320,000, which is almost double the entire domestic box office of Gladiator 2, the last big film of its type. Worldwide, it almost certainly will surpass one billion dollars.
I'd go for the captions. The dialogue is functional rather than interesting, but you may well miss bits in the caves or in storms or when they're all running. I was pleasantly surprised how quickly the time passed, though.I've got tickets to see it later today. I'm intrigued!
Also curious to find out if I can stay awake for a whole 3 hour movie.
Accessibility question - how audible is the dialogue? How much of the time are the characters talking without their faces being visible on the screen? I sometimes struggle with separating speech from background noise, and I can ask for a captioning tool if I know it's likely to be a problem.
I couldn't get into Avatar.As a film to get people back into cinemas (and IMAX in particular) I think it's done pretty well. It looks impressive. Very much in the style of overblown 60s epics, and I enjoyed it as such, but a lot of actors just going through the motions (Samantha Morton's Circe and Himesh Patel's underused Eurycholus being exceptions, plus possibly Charlize Theron, though not much was required of her beyond looking gorgeous and like she's enjoyed shagging Matt Damon for a few years).
IMAX owners will be blessing Nolan for ages. People are filling up showings at 8.30am for goodness' sake! I'm not convinced it would be much different on IMAX vs any huge screen - I was miffed that the only subtitled IMAX screening was at 10am two hours away, but that's what loads of other people have also had to do. It wasn't bad on a small cinema screen, way more impressive than it would be on telly, but small cinema screens are just annoyingly mediocre.
I'm told Avatar looks beautiful and on the big screen is what drugs were made for. But no-one over 18 went for the plot. I'm amazed the sequel did so well. I'm currently working my way through the backlog of superhero films on streaming, and they're fun enough but many don't look like they'd hit much different on a big screen.
I had assumed the amazing pig scene was CGI, but apparently it was models, camera angles and clay. Ditto Polyphemus. And the giants were tall actors with stunt small stand-ins for the crew.Scylla is CGI. Scylla is also onscreen for about half a second.
Most everything else, as is typical in Nolanland, is practical. He feels the same way about CGI that you do.
I couldn't get into Avatar.
Not to get political, but I watched the whole thing with my mouth open going "I'm not the only one seeing this, right? Guys?" at the White Savior Complex that was the entire fucking plot.
I couldn't get into Avatar.
Not to get political, but I watched the whole thing with my mouth open going "I'm not the only one seeing this, right? Guys?" at the White Savior Complex that was the entire fucking plot.
Scylla certainly is; it would have been impossible to do otherwise. But it grated a little because it stood out for that reason.Here's a question for those that have seen it (I don't think this will be a spoiler): what did you think about the use of CGI for the visuals?
The movie could have easily lost a bunch of token "set pieces" with nothing going missing from the overall story line. Scylla and Charybdis could have gone, screen time, what, three minutes and it's all far away and in fog? I wouldn't have been lured into the water, that's for sure. The whirlpool? A kitchen sink plug hole would be as exciting.Scylla is CGI. Scylla is also onscreen for about half a second.
Agree with you. Nolan is more like Peter Jackson than later James Cameron - at least he tries to get something onto the negative through a lense, but is also better at making it murky to hide the obvious CGI when he's got no choice but to use it. The 70mm IMAX negative is huge, so there's plenty of room for good optical effects, which Nolan is good at.Most everything else, as is typical in Nolanland, is practical. He feels the same way about CGI that you do.
What sucked most for me was dumb stuff (let's build a wooden horse on a beach, and hope the Trojans are dumb enough to drag it a mile or two into the city. Oh, and put fucking midgets inside, because it's no way big enough for sixty-man sized occupants); and the lack of continuity regarding the size of the crew at any point in time. Have we got twenty or a hundred piling into the boats when running away from bad stuff? Annoying continuity goofs like that.That's a bit too general. Any specific impressions you want to share? What was well done, what sucked? The acting, the story, the message, etc.
Is it? It was only third in terms of domestic opening weekends this year (by income, not by seats, which is further skewed by the fact everyone wants to see it in IMAX). It's also the second-worst grossing Nolan movie.It's doing incredibly well for a movie of its type.
The Cybermen were exactly what they reminded me of. I thought that section was the worst in the film.The giant silver warriors, screen time, five minutes. Give me Cybermen, please. At least they're on a mission!
I noticed that.the lack of continuity regarding the size of the crew at any point in time
https://variety.com/2026/film/box-o...ion-globally-fourth-biggest-movie-1236823343/Is it? It was only third in terms of domestic opening weekends this year (by income, not by seats, which is further skewed by the fact everyone wants to see it in IMAX). It's also the second-worst grossing Nolan movie.
Considering it probably needs that billion just to break even (counting the obviously enormous marketing budget and the fact that studio only gets a small percentage of profits), I wouldn't call it doing "incredibly well" by any stretch.