The older I get...

[IhateClowns]

The older I get the longer it takes me to inch into the pool.

 

[beachbaby179]

...the less I care.

 

[IhateClowns]

The older I get the less I care about TV.

 

[BiTodd]

The older I get the better I am at picking a friend.

 

[Sandman63]

The older I get the more
Napping feels good.
People I knew are passing away.
Our kids are growing up.
I need Treasured.

 

[Aquagal]

*cues up*

Backwoods Boyz

Arghh my ears!

I'm completely with you on this one.

Uh huh

 

[merryohmd]

The older I get the more I can reflect on the good things that happened in my life, but still seem to focus more on the mistakes.

 

[someoneyouknow]

The older I get, the less appealing the older porn with the fake moans and contorted faces from the women and guys who look like they hit the gym 10 hours a day is to me.

 

[DeeJay2609]

The older I get the more I appreciate the time I have left to do the things I still want to do

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

the older I get, the less appealing guys under 30 are to me, and the more appealing even guys over 50 can be

 

[1sickbastard]

TOIG, the easier it is to let that which does not matter truly slide.

 

[Miss_Cassidy]

TOIG the easier i cum

 

[Arouzal]

TOIG, the more intolerant of incompetence I become.

 

[luv1]

The older I get, the more noises I make getting in and out of bed.

 

[may_I_please]

The older I get, the fitter I get

The older I get the less I care what people think of me

 

[hotternow]

TOIG, the more I regret earlier decisions.

 

[Midnight_Man]

The older I get, the less I regret the crazy things I did when I was young.

 

[may_I_please]

The older I get the more I like the finer things in life

 

[Thandi]

The older I get, the more I appreciate that I am getting older.

 

[LiveWire64]

The older I get, the harder life gets.

 

[IhateClowns]

The older I get the less I like taxes.

 

[luv1]

The older I get, the less impulse junk I buy.

 

[IhateClowns]

The older I get the bigger my man boobs get.

 

[OzoneRed]

The older I get, the easier it is to lift $50 worth of groceries.

 

[rubydlite]

The older I get the less tolerance I have.