The older I get...

[luv1]

The older I get, the worst my dance moves get but the less I notice.

 

[gsmith2011]

The older I get, the more I appreciate mature, assertive , sexy curvy women!

 

[Suz_anne]

The older I get the less I like chocolate and the more I like lemon desserts.

 

[lexieredefined]

The older I get the less I like chocolate and the more I like lemon desserts.

Me too!

The older I get, the more I find myself liking things I never would have eating in my teens and twenties.

 

[drifting70]

The older I get the more I wish I knew what I know now when I was young...

 

[justuandmekiddo]

The older I get I find I get a little more frustrated easier than I used to.

 

[IhateClowns]

The older I get the less I give a shit how people view me at the pool. However I don't look as bad as I think I do.

 

[Treasured]

The older I get the less I tolerate stupidity

 

[LusterMunky]

The older I get the less I tolerate stupidity

duh what just cuz u went to hi skool and things dont make you all smart or nuttin i know things 2 i learnt em frum my cuzzin

 

[Treasured]

duh what just cuz u went to hi skool and things dont make you all smart or nuttin i know things 2 i learnt em frum my cuzzin

Yur cuzzin is stoopid n I not lik em

 

[LusterMunky]

Yur cuzzin is stoopid n I not lik em

my unkle whoze also my other unkle says ur stoopid too but ok u seem ok 2 me u want 2 go bowlin?

 

[Treasured]

my unkle whoze also my other unkle says ur stoopid too but ok u seem ok 2 me u want 2 go bowlin?

Your unkle iz a cunt licker itz not disko bowlin nite.

 

[IamHarrison]

The more I just roll my eyes at those who should know better.

 

[jameslewis]

the older I get, the harder I have to work just to stay in shape

 

[TongueLust]

The older I get, the more I appreciate that my kids are grown.

The older I get, the less I tolerate people.

 

[luv1]

The older I get the more I find serious people funny.
The older I get the more I realise everyone is pretending to know what the f@£k is going on.

 

[elli1]

the older i get, the more candles are on my birthday cake.

 

[luv1]

the older i get, the more candles are on my birthday cake.

The older I get, the more of the cake I eat without giving a f%#k about the other guests. Fek em. They should bring their own cake damn it.

 

[elli1]

the older i get, the more i wanna be a kid again (school started yesterday... *sighs*)

 

[TongueLust]

The older I get, the more I want to harpoon stupid driver's tires.

 

[alt_ego]

The older I get, the less I have in common with people my age.

 

[PanamaJaxxx]

The older I get, the more I want to harpoon stupid driver's tires.

The older I get I will start looking out for sexy women with harpoons...

 

[elli1]

the older i get, the older everyone else gets, too

 

[may_I_please]

The older I get the less I try to hide any of my kinks

 

[elli1]

The older I get the less I try to hide any of my kinks

the older i get, the more kinks i have