The OOC Club...come in from the heat

OK ladies, thanks for the info. And Angel, dear, stay tuned for my next Le Crazy Horse post. I think you might be interested. ;) Cumming at ya soon!
 
<running into the water, but still talking about sex....not even a cold shower can cool me off>

I have got another question...another one of my major turn ons is to have a man masturbate while I watch...and help of course. The image of the cum erupting is just too much for me to handle! Am I alone on this one too?

::someone hand me a cigarette I feel another need for an oral fixation::
 
Well as a man I find it just wonderful to have a girl watch me. I also find one of the most erotic things I can visualize is a womans beautiful hands stroking my cock. Hand jobs should not be made light of.

I am about to fill up my notebook Angel. The Pand M thread might last the better part of a year at this rate!
 
Oooooo, mutal masturbation...yes! Watching a woman touch herself is one of life's great pleasures. And phone sex? Mm, mm, mm don't get me started...
 
Ok guys...you are beginning to know a lot about what turns a woman on...now your turn....

Biggest turn on? Biggest turn off?


<props feet up on another chair, legs slightly spread, leaning on elbow>
 
ariosto...get out from underneath that table. Remember I have a celery stalk here and I am NOT afraid to use it.

<gets down on hands and knees to peer at ariosto under the table>
 
*looks under table* Hey, ariosto! Looks like you've gotten yourself into quite a pickle there! LOL:D :D Seriously, if you e-mail the moderators they'll be able to squash that thread right out!:D *strolls over to the bar, orders a tall glass of carrot juice*
 
< its pretty early in the morning for afternooner to be too clear, but biggest turn, on that's easy.

Close up and personal visual observation of a womans labia major and minor, hood and clitoris and entrance to her vagina, uretha included (notice here I'm trying hard not to say pussy).

Add to that mine or her manipulations of the affore mentioned items, mine orally or manually hers manually or another woman orally and that about sums it up and gets it up.

Angel, give me a cigarette right now!! I konw I don't smoke, I just want to suck on it.
 
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<hands afternooner a cigarette and watches him lightly sucking on it...oh my but it is getting warmer in here>

Do you guys like a slow build up to sex or do you like it better when you just get right to it? I personally like to tease some and leave you "hanging," so to speak.


<ariosto...if you do not get up from that position I am going to break all the rules.>
 
I think either the slow buildup or the right-to-it attitudes depend on the situation.
 
All right ! All right!

I'm out from under and giving free olives and celery stalks to everyone. Go on see what you can do with them...
 
<afternooner draging deeply on an unlit cigarette, and wiping his fevered brow>

Forgive me for whining but most women misunderstand men when it comes to foreplay A man likes to have his penis touched right away to get his juices flowing and then with the help of an understanding woman likes to play around. but he needs that initial rush to mellow out and then enjoy himself and his woman as the tension rebuilds. At least that's the way it is for me. No thank you, to slam, bam, thank you mamm. I like quickies don't get me wrong but usually I've built myself up to it before hand just spending time nonsexual play with my lover until all of a sudden I must have her.

<Afternooner, finding a hunk of cheese to go with his whine.>
 
<Anakin, starting to choke on the cigarette smoke, pulls out a huge fan and sets it in front of him, the effect is similar to the guy in the...Maxell?...ads, the one slumped down in his chair being blown away by the TV sound. (sony?)>

I think for me, the most important thing is to get the woman going. I like the first thing to be kissing, followed by oral. If she has one first, the pressure is off.
 
who's smoking, I'm just sucking, oh hell give me a peach or an aprocot to munch on something sweet and juicy without calories. blow that air my way I'm getting hot again!
 
All these vegetables and fruits are making me hungry. Lunch anyone? I could go for some finger foods! And what a wonderful selection there is here <evil grin>

::trying to remember this is not that kind of Club::


Ok...besides the obvious..what is your favorite part of a woman's body? favorite part (besides the obvious) of a man's body?

I have a thing for men's hands and shoulders! I can stare at a man's hands and get totally turned on. But they have to be a certain shape of hands...just don't make me explain because I can't!

<where is that sprinkler?>
 
aye,aye,aye. The eyes have it. not in terms of color but their depth their way of showing emotion.


Now if eyes were two inches below the navel I'd have the best of both worlds brought together.
 
I'd rather the eyes were on the breasts, makes for better 'eye contact'.
 
Ok I will tell you then what I told ariosto...I wrote a paper once for an English lit course. It was entitled "Growing Up or Bust." It detailed my early development into womanhood. I was 10 years old when my breasts began growing. By the seventh grade I was in a C-cup bra which turned to D and finally DD.

I have decided that my breasts have taken on a life of their own. they have their own anatomy. They do have eyes, Anakin, because everyone (male and female) stares intently into them. They posses ears for everyone talks directly to them. And yeah a mouth too. For every time I reach across the dinner table they plop right into the mashed potatoes!
 
Okay, now that I've stopped laughing....


Do they have pictures? lol
 
I thank Angel for introducing us to her breasts and am ordering double daquiris for each.

A few comments...as for what part I like best. That has changed over years and mellowed into an appreciation of the whole package. There are women with great parts...excuse us men while we take you apart like a 57 chevy...but the whole effect is lost in the big picture. Whereas I have seen many women who may not posses a single extraordinary feature yet all is balanced so well they are wonderfully sexy. I think proportion is important, the relation of the parts to the whole another words but I will say a beautiful face full of animation can make up for a great deal.

As for me I consider a slow build up as a part of the whole act, not the introduction. Foreplay often is the most satisfying part. I'm in no hurry to have myself played with because I like to play with my partner so much. Like many men, my greatest stimulation is stimulating my partner.

Okay I like boobs alot too.
Or a well turned fanny.
Or long shapely legs.
Does anyone get turned on by a womans delicate wrists besides me?

Another martini please, hold the olive.
 
Forget what you were saying to me in private earlier, ladies, this Ariosto is quite the philosopher!

Forgive me for being blunt, but to have a second look at a woman usually means there is some part of her that is quite enticing, physically. Long hair, of a certain color, something she's wearing (or not), nice ass, big tits, toned body...whatever. Personally, I enjoy watching, but for me to introduce myself and want to spend time, it's totally the mind and the attitude, which is the most sexy thing on a woman. I could never have one of these bubbleheaded bimbos (Jennifer Lopez comes to mind) who are just basically a body and not much else. My top 10 of sexy famous women might surprise you. It lacks such luminaries as J-Lo, Pam Anderson and Angelina Jolie...
 
A great sense of humor does it for me every time. I am usually attracted to the "fuzzy" men. Robin Williams comes to mind! Dustin Hoffman! Hmmm...sensing a tend here...I guess I just like those crossdressers lol A nice smile is a definite turn on!


::searching desperately for that Polaroid camera for Anakin::
 
hi much more experienced people than i

:D
i just started today by proposing my first idea and someone actually took notice a mere couple of minutes after it was posted. i'm just a newbie but i am glad that the person who asked if they could be in it or at least read it because it seemed like an intersting idea was someone who has had over 5000 posts...*takes a breath*

okay now that i have had my rant i will be on my way....strides for the door closes it loudly as he exits.

slowly the door opens back up as tmuyo slowly walks over to the bar. he thnks for a moment and asks "what here is non-alcoholic" as he views not the bar, but the ladies in the room.

*realizez he has made an ass of himself*

hi, i'm tmuyo (as if that meant something as he notices his meager puny insignificant fart in the wind numbe of posts next to his name)

i've never written literotica and am trying something that i hope shouldn't be too hard. if anyone wouldn't mind checking my idea or possibly even offering their abilities as writers to my pitiful idea it's titled *like a moron goes back to check* oops...it was titled newbies idea but will be changed to "one life in the land called east." sound okay or absolutely retarded? please comment.
 
Hello

Hi everybody -- I just found this post and read through it -- seems to me all the posts were from the same group of people so I thought I'd throw myself in here. I have not had the pleasure to write with any of you since I hve been pretty busy on the two threads Willy got me into :D I am hoping that may be rectified in the future. Unfortunately I find it difficult to find the time to write -- and now my right hand is in a brace which makes it extremely difficult. But it's nice to meet you all and I'll see you around.
 
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