The OOC Club...come in from the heat
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MtnAngelWV
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<sneaking into corner as I spy the return of the big boss, ariosto>
Hey I like black olives...they make me horny..lol...can I get a big kiss before the punishment phase?
<too late to hide..he sees me...so I bend over and await the punishment...opps I thought we didn't do that here..lol>
Hey I like black olives...they make me horny..lol...can I get a big kiss before the punishment phase?
<too late to hide..he sees me...so I bend over and await the punishment...opps I thought we didn't do that here..lol>
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Ariosto noticing the short little French Maid's skirt that Angel is wearing momentarily forgets the black olives and suggests they retire behind the bar...
Say! (light bulb)...we could open a new topic,
OOCCLUB...Behind the Scenes!
Where I could indeed give Angel the spanking she deserves...qualification; players must have also posted here.
Whadaya think?
Say! (light bulb)...we could open a new topic,
OOCCLUB...Behind the Scenes!
Where I could indeed give Angel the spanking she deserves...qualification; players must have also posted here.
Whadaya think?
tmuyo
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and after that i'll give her that cooking lesson...heheheheh
hmmm....behind the scenes style....hee hee hee hee (starts getting out the tubors that arisoto requested.) got ur favorites arisoto. a big thick cucumber and a nice large summer squash....lol, and afterward me and angel can cook them up for the rest of you!
hmmm....behind the scenes style....hee hee hee hee (starts getting out the tubors that arisoto requested.) got ur favorites arisoto. a big thick cucumber and a nice large summer squash....lol, and afterward me and angel can cook them up for the rest of you!
MtnAngelWV
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Just wanting to see if my avatar shows up 
And look how innocent I look. Now ariosto can you really punish me the way I look? lol Really a devil in disguish
And look how innocent I look. Now ariosto can you really punish me the way I look? lol Really a devil in disguish
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afternooner
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<wide awake and ready to go>
Nice avatar, Angel, I always did like your eyes now I can actually see them.
How early do I have to get up in the morning to get one of those, anyway.
Nice avatar, Angel, I always did like your eyes now I can actually see them.
How early do I have to get up in the morning to get one of those, anyway.
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Hmmm. I thought you were always "UP" early, afternooner. I actually put "graphic images" I think in a search engine. Brought up a page to a high school. Then I found the image I wanted and right clicked on it. Chose "save picture as." Then went to "Control Panel" here at Lit, then to "Edit Options" and attached the image in the Avatar section. You can use any graphic image from clip art, etc...Let me know if you want the link. I think that I can find it again lol
<batting my eyes at afternooner >
<batting my eyes at afternooner
>
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tmuyo
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while the master's away the characters play
noticing ariosto isn't around and hasn't been for a while (that's what happens when u don't check ur cp list) and angel's flirting and looking for an avatar, tmuyo sneakily goes out front, posts a neon sign saying tmuyo's place.
he then precedes to redecorate the place while everyone is gone and the afternooner and angel are busy making ogling eyes at eachother.
the bar has become a smoothie joint for not having anything non-alcoholic except for that nasty canadian dry tonic water shit (no offense to anyone that drinks that piss water) .
not being cruel he has put in a mini bar as well as alcoholic juice and smooties. all mixed by moi.
tmuyo kicks back while drinking a pineapple, peach, orange, passion fruit smoothie with ginseng and kinko biloba and a shot of super strong green tea.
noticing ariosto isn't around and hasn't been for a while (that's what happens when u don't check ur cp list) and angel's flirting and looking for an avatar, tmuyo sneakily goes out front, posts a neon sign saying tmuyo's place.
he then precedes to redecorate the place while everyone is gone and the afternooner and angel are busy making ogling eyes at eachother.
the bar has become a smoothie joint for not having anything non-alcoholic except for that nasty canadian dry tonic water shit (no offense to anyone that drinks that piss water)
. not being cruel he has put in a mini bar as well as alcoholic juice and smooties. all mixed by moi.
tmuyo kicks back while drinking a pineapple, peach, orange, passion fruit smoothie with ginseng and kinko biloba and a shot of super strong green tea.
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MtnAngelWV
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tmuyo...the Veggies are incorporated in The Professor and the Model thread if you are interested.
Come to Mama, ariosto, and place your head between my breasts. You don't want to know what's going on outside of the club.
Come to Mama, ariosto, and place your head between my breasts. You don't want to know what's going on outside of the club.
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The New Management Gets It In the Butt.
Ariosto thunders in with his squad of ex mafia capos and hurls the upstart tmuyo (what kind of name is that anyway!) out the plate glass window, with his pineapple frappés or whatever.
Then nails a sign on the door.
THIS IS AN ALCOHOLIC ESTABLISHMENT FOR BIG BOYS AND GIRLS...IF YOU DONT UNDERSTAND THIS, SCRAM.
Now come on Angel and give me those wonderful pillows.
Ariosto thunders in with his squad of ex mafia capos and hurls the upstart tmuyo (what kind of name is that anyway!) out the plate glass window, with his pineapple frappés or whatever.
Then nails a sign on the door.
THIS IS AN ALCOHOLIC ESTABLISHMENT FOR BIG BOYS AND GIRLS...IF YOU DONT UNDERSTAND THIS, SCRAM.
Now come on Angel and give me those wonderful pillows.
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lolololol
tmuyo climbs back up the wall of the place he had just been thrown out of. manages to pull himself through the the broken window cutting his hands, arms and back while going. roars in anger at having been tossed without so much as a word why (but i had a good idea why). leaps at ariosto and knocks him down.
takes a deep breath and appears ready to yell at ariosto yet lets out a small chuckle and says 'it was just a joke.' besides, i left alcohol here. i just don't drink. to much abuse at the hands of drunken parents that's all. i had only added a juice/smoothie bar next to it. to make up for it i had left a mini fridge bu your favorite seat stocked with chilled martini glasses, olives and all the fixin's for a nice martini. if you had just bothered to check. maybe you would have noticed.
gets off of ariosto, brushes the glass from his cloak. notices a tear in it...feels enraged enough to burn the place down but remembers what his psych had said about arson and murder...take a deep breath and count to 10 first. then if you have to go ahead. takes a deep breath and gets to 9. "hmm..."
takes off the cape passes it over the front and back of himself and everything is as it was before. no cuts scratches blood or tear in his body and cloak. "much better."
"an explanation of my name for you ariosto (what is that anyway? some bastardized name for aristocrat? lol) is the sn i've had for years and years. it is the shortened name of an anime i take enjoyment in. i had meant to originally type in yellow tmuyo when i signed up for this. it would have been a mandarin joke on my name, but would fit this place. yellow or huang in mandarin can mean perverted. so in effect i would have been perverted tmuyo."
"so i guess after my niceties, i'm still being kicked out..." starts to walk for the door....
tmuyo climbs back up the wall of the place he had just been thrown out of. manages to pull himself through the the broken window cutting his hands, arms and back while going. roars in anger at having been tossed without so much as a word why (but i had a good idea why). leaps at ariosto and knocks him down.
takes a deep breath and appears ready to yell at ariosto yet lets out a small chuckle and says 'it was just a joke.' besides, i left alcohol here. i just don't drink. to much abuse at the hands of drunken parents that's all. i had only added a juice/smoothie bar next to it. to make up for it i had left a mini fridge bu your favorite seat stocked with chilled martini glasses, olives and all the fixin's for a nice martini. if you had just bothered to check. maybe you would have noticed.
gets off of ariosto, brushes the glass from his cloak. notices a tear in it...feels enraged enough to burn the place down but remembers what his psych had said about arson and murder...take a deep breath and count to 10 first. then if you have to go ahead. takes a deep breath and gets to 9. "hmm..."
takes off the cape passes it over the front and back of himself and everything is as it was before. no cuts scratches blood or tear in his body and cloak. "much better."
"an explanation of my name for you ariosto (what is that anyway? some bastardized name for aristocrat? lol) is the sn i've had for years and years. it is the shortened name of an anime i take enjoyment in. i had meant to originally type in yellow tmuyo when i signed up for this. it would have been a mandarin joke on my name, but would fit this place. yellow or huang in mandarin can mean perverted. so in effect i would have been perverted tmuyo."
"so i guess after my niceties, i'm still being kicked out..." starts to walk for the door....
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The LIGHTNING SEX CHALLENGE!
Ariosto looks out at the darkening sky beyond Mount Saint Helen's and thinks about life. He wonders where Angel is. It's been a slow day at the Club. Perhaps a small challenge would enliven things up a bit.
He sits at his table and writes down an idea.
LIGHTNING SEX CONTEST...
Situation:
One man, one woman in room 27 of the Royal Palms Motel.
Goal: The most erotic interlude you can describe happening between them.
Challenge: Must be done in EXACTLY 100 words. No more. No less.
Deadline: One week from right now. Post entries here.
Judging:..Male contestants will judge Women's submissions
Women contestants will judge the mens
OK I like that. Let's see what happens.
Ariosto looks out at the darkening sky beyond Mount Saint Helen's and thinks about life. He wonders where Angel is. It's been a slow day at the Club. Perhaps a small challenge would enliven things up a bit.
He sits at his table and writes down an idea.
LIGHTNING SEX CONTEST...
Situation:
One man, one woman in room 27 of the Royal Palms Motel.
Goal: The most erotic interlude you can describe happening between them.
Challenge: Must be done in EXACTLY 100 words. No more. No less.
Deadline: One week from right now. Post entries here.
Judging:..Male contestants will judge Women's submissions
Women contestants will judge the mens
OK I like that. Let's see what happens.
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<slinking my way into the club>
Count me in on that challenge I am always up for a steamy sex scene.
<walks over to ariosto tables and sits down beside him; slowly runs my bare foot up and down his leg>
Count me in on that challenge
I am always up for a steamy sex scene.<walks over to ariosto tables and sits down beside him; slowly runs my bare foot up and down his leg>
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I'm UP for it, even when I'm half asleep.
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Sounds good Ariosto. Maybe this will draw in a crowd and I can get a few more for my contest. I've got 4 but it really needs at least 6.
OK, who let Angel loose in here again! When she's around, this turns into the sexiest no-sex bar in the Forum.
OK, who let Angel loose in here again! When she's around, this turns into the sexiest no-sex bar in the Forum.
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No problem, Ari!
You are right, there's plenty of room for two contests. I just didn't want you to think I was some kid who was being aggressive.
Sexy: I'd offer myself as a prize, but I think Ariosto is trying to get people to enter, not scare them away.
You are right, there's plenty of room for two contests. I just didn't want you to think I was some kid who was being aggressive.
Sexy: I'd offer myself as a prize, but I think Ariosto is trying to get people to enter, not scare them away.
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Hi all Sorry I am late Ari...I took some celery sticks home with me to...um...eat this morning..yeah thats it...to eat
I agree with Chele...what's the prize for these contests?
<kisses all the clients on the ears and whisper good morning as I glide past them all>
Sorry I am late Ari...I took some celery sticks home with me to...um...eat this morning..yeah thats it...to eat I agree with Chele...what's the prize for these contests?
<kisses all the clients on the ears and whisper good morning as I glide past them all>
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First Submission...Sleeping Tigers
The Lightening Sex Contest...
Ariosto's first entry...
Sleeping Tigers
Light rain falling in the night...rose green neon glow, casts shadow bars on walls and bed and the body of the woman lying there...skin oiled in perspiration, hair disordered, arms and legs spread out, one knee raised. Moisture beads her pubic down...reminders of twisting sheets and fevered sighs of what had been. Her breasts rise up cupped in the the hands of the man whose leg is thrown over hers and whose skin is oiled like hers in the sweat of desire. His cock, tumescent in sleep lies firm against her thigh...a spear pointed at morning.
Addendum to rules,
More than one story can be submitted.
Prize?...what if winners get to act out the two winning entries on a new thread?
The Lightening Sex Contest...
Ariosto's first entry...
Sleeping Tigers
Light rain falling in the night...rose green neon glow, casts shadow bars on walls and bed and the body of the woman lying there...skin oiled in perspiration, hair disordered, arms and legs spread out, one knee raised. Moisture beads her pubic down...reminders of twisting sheets and fevered sighs of what had been. Her breasts rise up cupped in the the hands of the man whose leg is thrown over hers and whose skin is oiled like hers in the sweat of desire. His cock, tumescent in sleep lies firm against her thigh...a spear pointed at morning.
Addendum to rules,
More than one story can be submitted.
Prize?...what if winners get to act out the two winning entries on a new thread?
Xantham.....
Just curious...any other takers on the contest you were talking about? (hey, been brushing up on my "terms") What is the bare minimum you want to start with? If there aren't enough, maybe you might want to post to the main board - might get more interested parties there, over being buried here.
Keep me posted, k?
Thanks, sweetie - *smooch*
Chele
Just curious...any other takers on the contest you were talking about? (hey, been brushing up on my "terms") What is the bare minimum you want to start with? If there aren't enough, maybe you might want to post to the main board - might get more interested parties there, over being buried here.
Keep me posted, k?
Thanks, sweetie - *smooch*
Chele
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All Club members I apologise for posting over Xantham's contest. I had the idea as I was writing a FlashFiction piece for another site and posted impetuously.
I would ask you all to work on both contests and I am extending the deadline on mine till July 15th.
Xantham I'll be happy to participate in your contest and ask you to re-post the rules
Ariosto asks that if anyone sees tmuyo he apologises for throwing him out the window, will buy him a drink if he comes by and to please stop calling him bad names.
I would ask you all to work on both contests and I am extending the deadline on mine till July 15th.
Xantham I'll be happy to participate in your contest and ask you to re-post the rules
Ariosto asks that if anyone sees tmuyo he apologises for throwing him out the window, will buy him a drink if he comes by and to please stop calling him bad names.
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