The OOC Club...come in from the heat

[ariosto]

Ariosto rises as a good host should and invites the new comers to sit down. A free drink on the house to all. He congratulates Tmuyo on attracting a LitDeity to his first topic and coo's sympathetically over Diana's arm and tells her ho much he look's forward to someday writing with her.

 

[tmuyo]

tmuyo accepts arisotos drinks but asks if there's any milk....

it may sound funny, but....i don't drink anything alcoholic unless i've used it for cooking purposes.

*tmuyo demonstrates by jumpin behind the very stocked bar takes a bottle of vodka, tequila and uses what's left of a bottle of port wine*

now i will begin iron chef style!!!

*suddenly tmuyo pulls a gas grill out from behind his hunter green cloak. he then pulls out sharp implements and ingredients for his cooking wizardry*

*he then waves his cloak over the bar and turns it into a kitchen*

*arisoto drops his martini glass and passes out mumbling "the alcohol, what did he do to the alcohol....."*

*as tmuyo becomes a blur of cooking magnificence....suddenly he stops*

there i'm done.

i give you tequila pepper poppers, cod and red snapper filets with a vodka hollandais sauce, and of course my port wine marinated filet mignoin.

*tmuyo presents it to the still passed out arisoto after changing the kitchen back into a bar*

well?

 

[Xantham]

I wanted to chime in on favorite body part. For women, I agree with many earlier posts. Two things in particular. First, I agree that the eyes are one of the greatest parts of a woman because so much can be seen there. Second, one of the parts of the package that is necessary for me is self-confidence. I know there are guys that are turned on by heavy shyness, but I guess what it comes down to for me is: If a woman doesn't like how she looks to herself, I get these signals that tell me I shouldn't like her either.

*Stepping up to the kitchen...err...bar"

I'll take a one of those filet mignons and a gin and tonic!

 

[tmuyo]

dammit dammit dammit

would anyone like to be recruited for my story? i know i'm a newb and maybe getting impatient for someone to jump into my story please feel free to do so. i need three definite female roles, and 2-4 def guy roles. others are welcome to join or read as well.

please someone be nice and help a stupid newbie trying sumthing different accomplish something.....and where the hell did merelan go????

 

[afternooner]

*afternooner sneaking in late heard there was food here (besides those damn celery sticks.)*

Me donner quelques escargots, damn been hanging around Le Crazy Horse too much. pass the snails ok?

Looks like your profanity helped Tmuyo good luck with your thread. and welcome to the club.

*Putting a few snails in his pocket he sneaks out*

 

[MtnAngelWV]

That darn afternooner...hit and run. Doesn't even stay long enough to buy a girl a drink. Well, at least I have Eric to sit around with in the woods

 

[afternooner]

*afternooner just sneaking in again looking for Angel. This time I'll buy her a drink, promse*


what's on the menu today Tmuyo. I'm starving this getting up early to post is getting to me but I love it!

*plopping, exhausted, into an easy chair just like me he sighs, soft and easy*

 

[tmuyo]

hmm.....chef to the literotica literati...i like it

i'll make you a nice breakfast.

entre number 1
i'll start by making some nice fluffy biscuits made from scratch along with country gravy made the way it was meant to be made, by hand before the biscuits are done. sausage and bacon added with s small amount of the combined grease for flavoring and a healthy dose of pepper.

entre number 2
next is a nice plate of eggs scrambled with ham, green bell pepper, some green onion, a little bit of dry roasted garlic, some very nice californian aged cheddar and a tiny bit of shaved provalone cheese all cooked without diluting the flavor of the eggs using milk. (personal note, if you were taught to make scrambled eggs with milk or even water, PLEASE STOP!!! you are denying your taste buds of the true flavor of the egg. you'll notice a big difference in the flavor).

and the finale
the piece de resistance [my french is awful] is my famous chocolate pancakes [no ingredients listed cause i don't tell people what goes in this....], topped with my chocolate maple syrup, mintleaves, rasberries (mint and rasberry forming a triad) and powdered sugar sprinkled over it all.

and of course, fresh squeezed orange juiceand a tall glass of mik.

that should make up for getting up so early like myself.

 

[afternooner]

< afternooner has dozed off but now with the smell of food wafting his way wakes with a start.>

I'll go with the no. 2, Tmuyo,I never dilute my eggs with milk but would you add a few mushrooms please. hey this is my fantasy right.

 

[MtnAngelWV]

<orders a Mimosa and two pieces of toast...then sits next to afternooner>

Thanks for the drink hun! Wondering what part of my body he likes best..hehe

 

[Anakin20]

<Slides the Mimosa down the bar, then flips the empty mixing shaker into the air, spins, catches it and puts it in the dishwasher...>

Yes, I'm a showoff.

 

[afternooner]

<Turning toward angel and looking deep into her eyes>

Cheers! still looking at those dark eyes.wondering whats going on in that pretty little head of hers.

 

[ariosto]

Ariosto will be out of town for a short while. I n his absence his dear friend Angel will be the Honchoess.

 

[MtnAngelWV]

You may be sorry you put me in charge here ariosto. The place may never be the same when you return...hehe

I may find out what other skills Anakin have besides twirling that mixer around. I may tell afternooner what is going on inside my head. And tmuyo and I may do some cooking in the kitchen! hehehe

 

[Anakin20]

It's a long list, and most of them involve women

 

[Vivid Blossom]

Ariosto rises as a good host should and invites the new comers to sit down. A free drink on the house to all. He congratulates Tmuyo on attracting a LitDeity to his first topic and coo's sympathetically over Diana's arm and tells her ho much he look's forward to someday writing with her.

Thank you so much Ariosto -- letting you coo over and gently kiss my boo boo. I look forward to someday writing with you also.

 

[tmuyo]

sounds interesting angel

i don't mind sharing some kitchen space with you...but i only give lessons privately.

 

[tmuyo]

any girl want to get some use out of my balls before hecate and shy guy cut them off?

hecate and shy guy 68 will soon be cutting off my testicals if my idea of a story between them is not to their liking.

so my offer stands.....any takers?

if anyone wants to take the role of hecate, please see "a secret lust between moderators". i set it up as a story/poll, the poll is for the initial idea/story.

i left an option at the bottom which i did not vote for, but may be a likely occurence.

thanx and if there are any dinner orders i'll be free to take them.

private cooking lessons for the ladies are free.

bye for now

 

[Xantham]

Hey everybody!

i just got an intersting thought for a little game we could all play. We had been talking in here earlier about always getting caught up repeating the same sexual terms. So I thought maybe we could turn it into a little game.
Here's the premise, I get a number of players, I'm thinking 8 to start, too many more and the logistics get difficult. Next I assign you a short writing assignment, no story really, just sex. You PM me your snippet, once I have all 8 short takes, I will score each one based on the following system.
First off, LOW score is best. Keep that in mind. The situations will be normal, and the scene must be at least 100 words long.

For every body part term you use twice, you score 1 pt, every time after that if you re-use the same term, you double those pts. I.e. If you use 'cock' twice its 1 pt, if you use it 5 times its 8 pts. This includes explicit terms, euphamisms, etc.

Next, every other person who uses the same term also scores you one point. If all 8 people use the word 'cock' everyone scores 7 pts. (Your own use is free, per above rules)

Lastly, in each one, at least 5 different body parts must be mentioned (and they have to have something to do with sex, i.e. "I paused a moment to pick my nose.." is not an acceptable use, whereas "Rubbing against her, my nose became slick with her juices..." is perfectly fine, though a bit banal. My sentence choice there was pretty poor.

The bits will be posted with scores once I have all 8, And we'll have maybe 4 rounds to see who can keep the lowest score.

Does anybody want to give it a try? Or have additions to the rules you think might be cool, or heck, any response at all...

 

[afternooner]

<rubbinghis eyes and yawning>


I'm in though eight contributers might be hard to get. at any rate I'l make mine right after breafast. or do I have to wat for you to set up the scenario?

 

[tmuyo]

why not....

what the hell, okay!

i'll do it. 100 words is kinda short...
well, if i cut out all that useless dialogue it should be fine...

lol

 

[tmuyo]

yay! i'm not a virgin anymore!!!!!

well, now i've gone and done it....i'm no longer a full fledged virgin anymore, i've got experience *turns his head the side and gives the girls in the room seductive looks*


whay is everyone to chicken to try and play hectate for my story!!!!!! grrrrrrrr

i almost regret putting that last option in the pole, but i thought it was too funny to not put in there....

 

[SexyChele]

Interesting

Xantham,
You always do come up with some interesting ideas! Sure, I'll give it a try. What would the time limit be? One day? A few days? Should be an interesting lesson in seeing how many terms we can come up with.

*Ok, now where did I put that Thesaurus of sexual terms....*

 

[Xantham]

Hey, three people already. Not bad. The time limit would be one day, and would begin once I posted the situation. Of course, this is not written in stone and if people are slower, I'm not going to be picky.

A few clarifications: the minimum is 100 words, max is whatever, but of course the more words you have the better chance you have to repeat words that you have used or that others are using. Remember the object is to have the lowest score.

I may have been confusing on points for use of words, but I think the following sentences (badly and quickly written) will explain.

1. She took his dick out and rubbed the dick until his dick sprayed and then she licked his dick clean. (4pts: 0 for the first use of dick, becomes 1 for the next use of dick, then 2 (1 doubled) for the next use, and finally 4 (2 doubled) for the last use of dick.)

2. She took his dick out and rubbed his member until his cock sprayed and then she licked his schlong clean. (0pts: Each term is only used once)

That should help explain.

Thank you Sexy, I try to be inventive.

I'll need at least 4 or 5 people, otherwise it will be too easy to use terms no one else has. Those of you who have played Scattegories or a similar game might understand the strategy a little better.

Lastly, though I hope the scene is fairly well-written, there are no points for style. It would be too subjective, and I am no judge. So don't worry about great writing.

 

[MtnAngelWV]

Ok..count me in on this game. Sounds like challenging, good fun!


<offering everyone at the Club a round of drinks on the house...ariosto will kill me when he gets back. But I will take my punishment and love it )