The Pervy Poetry Slam

[Marquis]

You obviously got a musical ear Xelebes.

I would be so down to lay a track if I had the technology.

 

[Marquis]

I've posted this before, but as far as a sleazy sounding beat, I think the is none that will ever top Ol' Dirty Bastard's rendition of Rick James' cold blooded. I'd love to hear what you think of it Rosco.

 

[Xelebes]

Alright, here's a slower loop that I made. Might be dirty but I'm not too much in the hiphop scene. I prefer my breakbeats fast (150-200 bpm), but that is a matter of opinion.

 

[Xelebes]

Here's a sample of some breakbeats that I like more.

 

[rosco rathbone]

I've posted this before, but as far as a sleazy sounding beat, I think the is none that will ever top Ol' Dirty Bastard's rendition of Rick James' cold blooded. I'd love to hear what you think of it Rosco.

Actually I don't know that one. I'd download it but I am afraid of downloading shit after my previous experiences.

Nice loops X. Now gimme a nice Meters sample!

I am having writers block.

 

[Xelebes]

What is a Meters sample?

 

[Netzach]

how about the sublime horn on hey-pock-y-way

 

[Netzach]

What is a Meters sample?

Oh, go forth and google, young child!

 

[Xelebes]

Oh, go forth and google, young child!

Hm... looking up google means I will be putting gaiger counter samples in the piece.

 

[D's mariposa]

Jeez.. Don't know if I'm all heated up now, or mad at y'all for making me spew coffee over my moniter!

Way cool thread. Bumping for kat.

 

[blue kat]

Shup you! I was just goofin' around already!

 

[D's mariposa]

Nope! and you can't make me! Neener neener neener!

However, a few verses of "I am the very model of a modern major Dominatrix!" might make me hush for a bit. C'mon woman, if you can do that good off the top of your head, you can knock out a good parody.

 

[blue kat]

I'm having a bitch of time rhyming "dominatrix". "Pain in the butt SAMinatrix" has too many syllables. If I'm doing this, I want one in return when I'm done.

 

[rosco rathbone]

I'm having a bitch of time rhyming "dominatrix". "Pain in the butt SAMinatrix" has too many syllables. If I'm doing this, I want one in return when I'm done.

Here you go , blue kat.

 

[blue kat]

Thanks rosco.. I promise not to tell anyone what a gentleman you are!

 

[rosco rathbone]

Thanks rosco.. I promise not to tell anyone what a gentleman you are!

Just don't tell them that I rely on online rhyme dictionary for my award winning lyrics.

 

[blue kat]

I'll never tell.

 

[Xelebes]

I'm having a bitch of time rhyming "dominatrix". "Pain in the butt SAMinatrix" has too many syllables. If I'm doing this, I want one in return when I'm done.

I 'magine you, m'dominatrix
Like one lost soul in the lost matrix

 

[Marquis]

Just don't tell them that I rely on online rhyme dictionary for my award winning lyrics.

Rhyme dictionary!!!

ooooh, I bet eminem is doing the same thing, the bastard. we brothers are always reinventing the wheel.

 

[Guest]

I'm having a bitch of time rhyming "dominatrix". "Pain in the butt SAMinatrix" has too many syllables. If I'm doing this, I want one in return when I'm done.

Fellatrix ???

 

[Marquis]

You gotta rhyme phonetically, and force syllables if you have to.

My dominatrix
gave me eight kicks
made me fellate hicks
etc.

 

[RJMasters]

You gotta rhyme phonetically, and force syllables if you have to.

My dominatrix
gave me eight kicks
made me fellate hicks
etc.

Or rip the word...and play its parts sideways
1.
Everybody out there pay attention to the mix
Domineeee
Dominoooo
Domin-eightyeight-trix

2.
silly rabbit this trix ain't for kids...
aaaahhh yeah... (say it with me)
Dominatrix!
(one more time)~pause~
Dominatrix!

3.
Dommm-in-aaaa-trix
C-B-Teeee tricks
A Dom-in-a-slip
holding a whip
taking a grip
now ain't that a trip?
Dommm-in-aaaa-trix

 

[Marquis]

Fo shizzel RJizzel, now let's hear some new shit.

 

[TaintedB]

Verse Number 1 with More to Cum (sorry folks, but someone had to do it):

OOMPA LOOMPA bitchslapadee DOO
I'VE GOT A giant pizzle FOR YOU
OOMPA LOOMPA bitchslapadee DEE
IF YOU ARE WISE ho YOU'LL listen up to ME
WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU GUZZLE DOWN spunk
Swallowing AS MUCH AS AN ELEPHANT's trunk
Causing your tum to get TERRIBLY phat
Who DO YOU THINK WILL want to Cum On THAT?
(I DON'T LIKE THE fook OF IT)
OOMPA LOOMPA Spankity DAH
IF you're sperm GREEDY YOU can ride in my car
YOU WILL move out of the hood too
LIKE THE OOMPA LOOMPA Spankity DO!
(Puppydog DOO)

 

[rosco rathbone]

Willie Wonka: The Original Dom?