The Pervy Poetry Slam

[Marquis]

Economic parity and economical justice
War of the sexes – it starts at Neiman Marcus

This line had me cracking up.

What's up Rosco?

Pick up the mic baby, this ain't over.

 

[rosco rathbone]

Sigh, I shot my wad a while ago. But I will get it back, sooner or later, as long as I keep eating this Horny Goat Weed.

 

[Marquis]

Weed and rhymes. Like ebony and ivory I tell you.

 

[Netzach]

maybe those are the meds I'm missing...hm

 

[Marquis]

We'll have to burn one down sometime Netz.

 

[Marquis]

Bitches and Bottoms

OK, time to celebrate my much anticipated return to Literotica with a revival of the Pervy Poetry Slam.

Bitches and Bottoms. Enjoy.

BITCH! You see my clothes and the vehicle I own
BITCH! You like my style and you smell my cologne
BITCH! Don’t try to act like you ain’t thinking ‘bout the bone
BITCH! Now put that ass inside so I can take it to my home
BITCH! Don’t make me say it twice, you acting all uptight
Think you’re too pretty like, like

You ain’t a BITCH!

I ain’t no ball player, you ain’t gonna get pregnant
Hit off with paper, you gonna get hit off and slid off
Before the neighbors take off to go to work
So just take off your shirt, don’t hit me with that church shit
BITCH! I had a mother who schooled me to shit you chickens do
Tricking fools, got a whole online subbie crew that I kick it to
They be hipping dudes, how you chickens move, I be listening too

BITCH!

Don’t make me say it thrice, you acting all uptight
Think you’re too pretty like, like
You ain’t a BITCH! You ain’t no better cuz you scared to fuck a player
You want to fuck the mayor, but you haven’t got a prayer
BITCH! Unless you fuck a guy for the sex you like
And not for what he buys and checks he writes
You’re a BITCH! Yes ma, you’re a BITCH!


(Dolf) Hey Marquis, why you gotta go and disrespect the women for? Huuuuuh?

Bottoms get what they want, bitches get what they deserve
Bottoms put you upfront, bitches wanna be served
Bottoms hold you down, bitches hold you up
Bottoms help you progress, bitches will slow you up
Bottoms suck your dick, make you feel like a King
Bitches make you sick, they want all your things
Bottoms tell the truth, bitches tell lies
Bottoms will take the pain, bitches just wanna cry
Bottoms give up the ass, bitches give up the ass
Bottoms think you’re kinky, bitches think you’re crass
Bottoms don’t care if they cum as long as you do
Bitches want theirs and will maybe think of you too
Bottoms will shut their traps to hear what you say and feel
Bitches won’t stop yapping till it’s time to pay for the meal
Bottoms love Marquis cuz they know how he is
I love my bottoms I don’t love no bitch

 

[TaintedB]

Great one, Marquis! <---closest thing I can find in the smiley lexicon to a thumbs up.

I love this thread. So glad you revived it. Wonder if Rosco will "come out to play-eah-ah?"

He probably doesn't dare. :~p

 

[Bondagebunni]

She’s got a tail like Haley’s comet

HaLLey's comet AHHHHHHH. short A, like in apple. Halley. This drives me crazy /rant.

 

[Killishandra]

can i getta holla pls...

Yo, my name is Killi
An’ Imma fine filly
I know what I want
An' I know it ain’t silly

So wassup with all the DOMS in here
Disrespecting on the subs
Reading yo’ shit
Is making me sick
I gotta ask – where’s tha luv?

You expect
A whole lotta respect
But you rarely earn it
Half ya’ll don’t even DESERVE it!

I ain’t no doormat
But I can be your pussycat
Sucking dick
Is my trick
I got the licks
To have you doin’ flips!

So when you see me at the fetish club
With the Dom from up above
Wipe that drool off your chin
Or I’ll be leading YOU around
By the order of Him.

So all you strong subs in here
Tired of hearing the Doms leer
make your voices heard
Word!

Killi out. Peace!

 

[Killishandra]

<<Angelic Look>>

 

[TaintedB]

(claps long and hard)

Excellent!

I was beginning to think we poor downtrodden submissive regulars would never again hear the voice of reason in this place. :/

 

[Killishandra]

(claps long and hard)

Excellent!

I was beginning to think we poor downtrodden submissive regulars would never again hear the voice of reason in this place. :/

*takes a bow*
If you'd like to see the non-SAM side of me, I posted lately in the BDSM poetry thread.

 

[rosco rathbone]

Fur lined cuffs
Rough but not too rough
Bubble baths
Caress your silky ass
um...

Nope, can't do it.

 

[Marquis]

Fur lined cuffs
Rough but not too rough
Bubble baths
Caress your silky ass
um...

Nope, can't do it.

LOL, I hear you man!

 

[TaintedB]

Arf, she said

Lots of cock licks while I gets beat,
Lots of ho eatin' lots o meat.
Slapped face, cuffed 'ands, his feet,
Aow, wouldn't it be lusterly?

Aow, so lusterly bound' so abso-bloomin'-lutely still.
I could never budge when he
Crept over me windowsill.
Someone's butt's restin' on his knee,
Raw an' tender as it can be. 'ho takes bad care of me,
Aow, wouldn't it be lusterly?
Lusterly, busting me, lusterly, drink his pee
Wouldn't it be lusterly!

 

[Killishandra]

Oh so lusterly

Lots of cock licks while I gets beat,
Lots of ho eatin' lots o meat.
Slapped face, cuffed 'ands, his feet,
Aow, wouldn't it be lusterly?

Aow, so lusterly bound' so abso-bloomin'-lutely still.
I could never budge when he
Crept over me windowsill.
Someone's butt's restin' on his knee,
Raw an' tender as it can be. 'ho takes bad care of me,
Aow, wouldn't it be lusterly?
Lusterly, busting me, lusterly, drink his pee
Wouldn't it be lusterly!

I am loving that we are getting some more sub poetry on this slam!! Good job T! It's so visual, I can picture all those lusterly things happening to me....

 

[rosco rathbone]

My Fair Lady References

Now fetch my slippers, TB.

 

[sincerely_helene]

Word.

 

[TaintedB]

Now fetch my slippers, TB.

Good god, man, you just turned my message, already a double entende considering the title, into a quadruple entende. As I may have said a few times before, you own the words, Rosco.

 

[TaintedB]

I am loving that we are getting some more sub poetry on this slam!! Good job T! It's so visual, I can picture all those lusterly things happening to me....

Did you see Luxey's rap, earlier in this thread? She's not half-bad, IMO. Wish she'd do more.

 

[rosco rathbone]

Good god, man, you just turned my message, already a double entende considering the title, into a quadruple entende. As I may have said a few times before, you own the words, Rosco.

That's a great picture. Sums it all up for me.

 

[Killishandra]

Did you see Luxey's rap, earlier in this thread? She's not half-bad, IMO. Wish she'd do more.

Sorry to burst your bubble hun, but Luxey was only quoting an Usher rap, she didn't make those rhymes herself. I hear it a few times a week on the radio. Reference Marquis' reply to her earlier in this thread.

 

[Trinique_Fire]

Eat your heart out Def Jam.

 

[TaintedB]

Sorry to burst your bubble hun, but Luxey was only quoting an Usher rap, she didn't make those rhymes herself. I hear it a few times a week on the radio. Reference Marquis' reply to her earlier in this thread.

Damn! And here I thought we had a brilliant new rap talent in the thread. I saw Marquis's reply but I guess I didn't understand it at the time.

 

[Quint]

Snuck in from the back cuz I'm so low-key
Now I'm breakin down the rhymes like they my psyche
I take my shots, no water, feel my face get hotter when yall be
riding me like I'm charter
I scream and yall party harder

Now you know I'm in it cuz I fucking hate this
Gotta regulate my face, it's got a date with his fist
My place is on the floor and now I know what shame is
And now I've got a taste of it I just can't waste this

Why he acting all crazy like my man Yossarian
Got his arm pulled back because he knows I'm fearin him
Gettin plowed by these farmers, bend my body like a comma when yall be
riding me like yo mama
You're my fuckin Dalai Lama

Now you know I'm in it cuz I fucking hate this
Gotta regulate my face, it's got a date with his fist
My place is on the floor and now I know what shame is
And now I've got a taste of it I just can't waste this