The Pervy Poetry Slam

[Marquis]

This goes out to the GB, check it out!

Too much lame dude ass kissing, and too many posters on a mission
Doing their best Marquis rendition
Too many tough motherfuckers, I got my suspicions
that you're just fish scared of the shark, coward, listen
Too many bitches wanna be ladies, so if you’re a ho
I'ma call you a ho, too many bitches are shady
Too many ladies give these losers too many chances
Too many cuddlers wanna be lovers and don't know what romance is
Too many bitches stuck up from too many sexual advances
No question; Marquis got too many answers
I been around this block, too many times
Rocked, too many rhymes, fucked, too many dimes, too
To all my real friends, it ain't too late to come together
Cause too many Masters and too much love, should be forever
I don't follow any guidelines cause too many jokers ride mine
so I change styles every two lines

That’s twenty-two 2’s for y’all motherfuckers, shall I continue?

 

[FurryFury]

Man, you laying it down!

Way to go.

Fury

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

The colliseum doors swing open and a sinister warrior holding a venomous blade, clad in dark armor enters astride a massive black horse. The defeaning roar of the crowd chanting his name is silenced by a gesture from the gladiator.

"WHO DARES DO BATTLE WITH THE MARQUIS THIS DAY!!"

Lets out the tigers that go RARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.....

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[RJMasters]

GB sounds like a blood type rejected
Nothing positve, just some O types negative
Like homeless bums pandering afta dat pussy
and most of that shit there smells like sushi!
With egos swellin and IQs failin
Where their ignorance ends, there's just...no...tellin
GB architects and da leaning tower of Piza
one brick short-of-a-load if you pleasa
Bowling ball bitches who think their shit don't stink
With my thumb up their ass and two in the pink
Begging and pleading not to be so rough
I guess that's what happens when someone calls your bluff
Its time I go by my clock so i'll take the GB's mouth off my cock
Strolls of the stage so leasurely
tossing the mike to the...
de man
de sade
de Maquis( mar-kee )

 

[Quint]

Yall know me

I weren't born in the hood, I was taught to play nice-ly
Guess that's why I eat pussy because I know that bitch won't bite-me
Growing up, I sold cookies on the corner 'stead of ass
And I made my A's by working hard and staying after class
Yall know me, I'm the teacher's pet, the girl who say the right thang
And to this day you see me cruisin I ain't got no swang
Scared of the law, scared of my ma, scared they might feel let-down
So there comes the point where I gotta break out or else I break-down
Yall know me, I'm the play-it-safe, the bitch who takin no risk,
So why I love it when he slips the roofie in with his kiss?
I"m changin' style, I'm flowin' wild, my game is just now underway
And if you see me tomorrow, child, you don't know what I'm gonna say
Yall know me now but check me later and I'll blow your mind
That pussy-eating pranksta ain't the bitch you like to find

 

[FurryFury]

Wow there's some good stuff up in here!

Y'all keep it coming!

Fury

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

so sad just found out there were no tigers in the Colloseum either just lions and other various wild beasties......oh the Pervy Poetry Slam........ oh come on Marquis you BE the Playaaar..........

 

[Quint]

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[neonflux]

A big OOPS for not understanding fully earlier. Now just peeking my head in and hoping for more...

 

[rosco rathbone]

*tap tap tap is this thing on?*
squuuuuuuuuuueaaaaalll

Check check check check checkity check it! R-squared the master!
Marquis, can you dig it? Lawyer asked if I harrassed her!
Bitch took the stand, started cryin like I’d teargassed her.
Fuck a lyin bitch, yeah jonnie cochran outclassed her.
Hey bitch
When my nigga last seen you you was mumblin like helen keller
He left you standin like a dummy in the corner of the cellar
Like in that movie the blair witch project,
Bitch you is abject, expect to be checked and decked
Till you learn respect, insect. Professor ‘Enry ‘Iggins said that.
What’s that? You think you gonna be a hellcat?
Yo, Marquis, gimme half–a gallon-sperm, stat!
Fuck’s sake. Huddling talking to yourself and shiverin
We slappin’ a-a-a-ass cheeks till them shits is quiverin
Call victims services! Won’t make a difference.
And in the black trunks got my man marquis mark here
Nominated five times for the motherfuckin mack o the year
Whats that? I can’t hear ya’all Show the love!
Raise your glove son they love you
Lets have a good clean fight yeah right
Shake hands now come out swinging.
School of hard knocks, and hard cocks.
Pistol whip her with my penis on the snot box.
You heard what the fuck I said. Are you crazy bitch? You need to change the rocks in your head.
Playin drums on your ass like a bongo beatin beatnik
Think you too good for that? Fuck it. You ain’t nothin but a chick
And I’m just a hick from the sticks with a flick of the wrist send the cartoon birdies round your head like a buncha sputniks, yeah you could call me a misogynist,
Doctor Phil called me “toxic”. Dropkick. Medic!
Security bumrushed the podium. Oprah better watch her sodium. Bitch had stroke from the unbearable odium. Hold it, boys! I’ll raise your per diem. Come work for me, I call 'em how I see ‘em.
What? You still whining bitch?
Resist? I persist. Dunk your head right in the toilet like a baptist. I got a whole checklist: One. walk behind me single file. Two. keep your eyes on the motherfuckin aisle. Three. I determine your outfit and your hairstyle. Let my man see your profile. Nice, huh?
Four. now how you like this motherfuckin lifestyle?

I'd totally forgot this shit. Over the top and gonzo, but Eminem has nothing on me. My raps are strong.

 

[Quint]

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