The Pervy Poetry Slam

[Marquis]

This place needs more UK rap.

You have the worst taste in music, EVER.

 

[Xelebes]

Actually, I don't listen to rap. If there is hiphop, it better be of the turntablism sort. I mostly spend time listening to techno, electro and hardcore techno. I've never been into rap.

 

[Marquis]

Actually, I don't listen to rap. If there is hiphop, it better be of the turntablism sort. I mostly spend time listening to techno, electro and hardcore techno. I've never been into rap.

Exactly.

 

[Xelebes]

Exactly.

You might as well say that my taste in women is awful when I say I'd rather see candykids than clubbers at Rum Jungle.

 

[Marquis]

You might as well say that my taste in women is awful when I say I'd rather see candykids than clubbers at Rum Jungle.

Go to your room.

 

[Netzach]

I was listening to DJ Shadow today.

(dejected guilty I should get spanked if I was into that look)

 

[Xelebes]

I was listening to DJ Shadow today.

(dejected guilty I should get spanked if I was into that look)

DJ Shadow is good stuff. That's the hiphop I like to hear.

 

[TaintedB]

NO I do not see why you think Marquis.

Yes it is rap, sorta. But even on the dirty south bullshit scale this is some bullshit.

It's funny bullshit, though. As for why I thought of you, well it was rather complimentary. When I heard that song I just pictured you walking into some dance club somewhere, and all the chicks, who know you by reputation as the hot sexy ass grabber, come wildly dancing up to you and surround you shaking their bottoms at you so you can't even make it to the bar. Then I pictured you sternly pointing at each one and rapping, "Hoe SIT DOWN!" LOLOLOL

 

[Marquis]

It's funny bullshit, though. As for why I thought of you, well it was rather complimentary. When I heard that song I just pictured you walking into some dance club somewhere, and all the chicks, who know you by reputation as the hot sexy ass grabber, come wildly dancing up to you and surround you shaking their bottoms at you so you can't even make it to the bar. Then I pictured you sternly pointing at each one and rapping, "Hoe SIT DOWN!" LOLOLOL

The sentiment is appreciated, but you've got my style all wrong. Like I said, sign on and I'll hook you up.

 

[TaintedB]

The sentiment is appreciated, but you've got my style all wrong. Like I said, sign on and I'll hook you up.

Of course I do (have your style all wrong). It wasn't meant to be serious. The song is silly, so my imagination came up with something silly. I'll try to get on later today after I get my EQ fix.

 

[Quint]

I'm gonna take it
Play me like a puppet
Beat me like your bass
You know you wanna pump it

You wanna shake it
Chain me down and ride it
Desecrate my face
I know you gonna try it

We have to make it
Hot like Kilauea
Heavy like your pace
I know you know that we are



Revival tour my ass. Word up, muthafucka.

 

[TaintedB]

Yay to Quint for reviving this classic thread! And with another great offering, too!

 

[Quint]

It's all in the flow, baby. If you can yell or grind to it, it's good shit.

 

[Marquis]

When I die, fuck it, I want to go to hell
Cause I'm a piece of shit it ain't hard to fuckin tell
It don't make sense going to heaven with the well behaved
dressed in white, I like black linens and dark shades
God will probably have me on some real strict shit
No sleeping all day, no getting my dick licked
Hanging with the kinder folk and sharing hugs
Fuck that shit, I want to tote guns and do drugs
All my life I been considered as the worst
If I think you're going to hurt me I'll be sure to do it first
As far back as I remember my mind has been sordid
I know my father wishes he could've got me aborted
He don't even love me like he did when I was younger
Taking bills out of his wallet just to feed my fucking mother
I wonder if I died would tears come to his eyes
forgive me for my disrespect, forgive me for my lies
Got plenty of dough, in a year I might have fame
meanwhile my own sisters barely know my fucking name
Yeah, I got a girl left, but who knows how long that's going on
Soon as shit gets a little tough I'll be moving on
I can always find another victim to serve me
then simply pretend like the bitch don't deserve me
You see, some people are just so fucked up they can't be changed
I can acquire wealth and power but I'll always be deranged
There are days when I think suicide is cool
but I'm so selfish I would rather kill you
People love to ask me if I'm doing ok
Try to figure why I say the things I say
Now you may not believe in hocus pocus
But I believe I can see things other people never notice
Not many individuals know how hard it is to be so smart
When an unexpected eyebrow raise can be enough to break your heart
So the truth is I could never answer the question
I try to explain it but you wouldn't comprehend the lesson
They say that life has a way of ending fair
in the meantime I really got no choice but not to care
So you can point your finger and say I reap the trouble that I sow
But you really can't judge me cause you don't know what I know
I really don't mind if you find me misanthropic
opposing arguments would be totally off topic
So go right ahead, turn your backs and chat like magpies
but before you do, make sure you get a good look at the bad guy

 

[TaintedB]

Another brilliant one Marquis. Bravo!

Question, though: who says that life has a way of ending fair? Certainly not me, but I'm a bit biased by my experience. :/

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

ohhh I want to see a joust *bump*

 

[Marquis]

ohhh I want to see a joust *bump*

The colliseum doors swing open and a sinister warrior holding a venomous blade, clad in dark armor enters astride a massive black horse. The defeaning roar of the crowd chanting his name is silenced by a gesture from the gladiator.

"WHO DARES DO BATTLE WITH THE MARQUIS THIS DAY!!"

 

[Blushing Bottom]

In this time of primal renewal
She commits to something new.
A gift full of dark promise
…and the will to see it through.

The flowing essence of beginnings
Calls for her submission.
A dark gift full of promise
Her deepest desire come fruition.

The long, shrouded cold has lifted
A path to renewal has been found.
A gift full of dark promise
To a new way she will be bound.

No more year after year of repetition
She answers the new call.
A gift full of dark promise
She will now surrender…all.

 

[Blushing Bottom]

I too...then meet me in the lists.

ohhh I want to see a joust *bump*

 

[raven2]

In this time of primal renewal
She commits to something new.
A gift full of dark promise
…and the will to see it through.

The flowing essence of beginnings
Calls for her submission.
A dark gift full of promise
Her deepest desire come fruition.

The long, shrouded cold has lifted
A path to renewal has been found.
A gift full of dark promise
To a new way she will be bound.

No more year after year of repetition
She answers the new call.
A gift full of dark promise
She will now surrender…all.

Very nice, BB

 

[Marquis]

Yo, I got one question for everyone in this thread:

Can I kick it?

 

[Blushing Bottom]

Yes Sir

Yo, I got one question for everyone in this thread:

Can I kick it?

 

[Marquis]

Hold up, one of y'all must've heard that Jay-Z shit, lets do it again:

Can I kick it?

 

[Marquis]

pssst somebody say "yes you can"

 

[FurryFury]

"yes you can"