The Ryan Black Appreciation Thread

[Lorilei]

The International Museum of Phallic Art has secured an NEA grant so that all visitors can now experience the glory and artistic awesomeness that is Ryan Black's cock. The life-size replicas will serve a dual purpose by both increasing the museum's seating and attracting more visitors. Museum Director Dick Gently, was quoted as saying, "We thought benches would be a nice touch. After all, doesn't everyone get a bit weak in the knees when they gaze upon Ryan's prowess?"

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Aaaaahahahahahahaha! That.Is.AWESOME.

OH MY Are those actual castings?

Of Ryan's penis? They sure could be.

 

[misfortunex]

OH MY Are those actual castings?

They ARE

I would know those fucking veins anywhere!!!

 

[glasspenguin]

OH MY Are those actual castings?

Well, they did have to be scaled down slightly to allow for ceiling clearance.

 

[Tawny_Temptress]

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[RyanBlack]

Museum of Phallic Art??? *shakes head*

 

[misfortunex]

Museum of Phallic Art??? *shakes head*

*pounces Ryan*

where ya been mr wonderful penis?????

 

[RyanBlack]

*ponces Ryan*

where ya been mr wonderful penis?????

Greetings MISSY X

I been off gettin into mischief of course! What else could I possibly be doin'

 

[misfortunex]

Greetings MISSY X

I been off gettin into mischief of course! What else could I possibly be doin'

Well I know you would have been very very good..........................at it

 

[RyanBlack]

Well I know you would have been very very good..........................at it

well I doubt it is going to be immortalized in fibreglass in a museum or anything like that

 

[butters]

anyone else would be crippled with an appendage that size- Ryan Black ties a sail to it and skateboards down the boulevards



evening, Mr.Back.

how long before you're knighted?
Sir Cock of Black Ness does has quite the ring to it, i fancy

 

[misfortunex]

well I doubt it is going to be immortalized in fibreglass in a museum or anything like that

Well take me to the decision maker on that one cos it should!!!!!

 

[RyanBlack]

anyone else would be crippled with an appendage that size- Ryan Black ties a sail to it and skateboards down the boulevards
evening, Mr.Back.
how long before you're knighted?
Sir Cock of Black Ness does has quite the ring to it, i fancy

I was kinda hoping for the Duke of Dickdom, the Baron of Blowjobs or he count of Cockiness but hey Ill take any sigul I can get

Well take me to the decision maker on that one cos it should!!!!!

LOL--perhaps I should have a casting made for the porn business---then everyone can have thier own

 

[misfortunex]

I was kinda hoping for the Duke of Dickdom, the Baron of Blowjobs or he count of Cockiness but hey Ill take any sigul I can get



LOL--perhaps I should have a casting made for the porn business---then everyone can have thier own

OMG can I apply the cast!!!!!!


please

pretty please

oh the honour

*swoons*

 

[RyanBlack]

OMG can I apply the cast!!!!!!


please

pretty please

oh the honour

*swoons*

You will need a concrete truck of course. . . . .Please report with your crew and appropriate block and tackle rigs and scaffolding to the castle following my induction as a peer of the realm--

Wonder what I woud use for my Crest???

 

[misfortunex]

You will need a concrete truck of course. . . . .Please report with your crew and appropriate block and tackle rigs and scaffolding to the castle following my induction as a peer of the realm--

Wonder what I woud use for my Crest???

ok lets get this straight....so to speak

1. No crew, I am fucked.....so to speak.... if I am sharing that honour.
2. The crest we could discuss at length....again so to speak....whilst my little hands caress...I mean cast!!!!! your amazing penis

 

[Lorilei]

Ryan Black's penis is so big that it has a penis of its own and it is still bigger than yours.

 

[misfortunex]

Ryan Black's penis is so big that it has a penis of its own and it is still bigger than yours.

LMFAO

 

[RyanBlack]

Ryan Black's penis is so big that it has a penis of its own and it is still bigger than yours.

*snort*

Double your pleasure? Double your fun?

so what am I chewing gum???

 

[Lorilei]

*snort*

Double your pleasure? Double your fun?

so what am I chewing gum???

You're just pure yummyliciousness.

 

[RyanBlack]

You're just pure yummyliciousness.

but today I am dispensing cinnamon spice flavor. . . .

Tomorrow will be vanilla of course. . . .

I havent decided yet on the rest of the week. . . .

 

[Lorilei]

but today I am dispensing cinnamon spice flavor. . . .

Tomorrow will be vanilla of course. . . .

I havent decided yet on the rest of the week. . . .

Babydoll......you are NEVER just plain vanilla.

 

[butters]

You will need a concrete truck of course. . . . .Please report with your crew and appropriate block and tackle rigs and scaffolding to the castle following my induction as a peer of the realm--

Wonder what I would use for my Crest???

well this is for Black

ARMS (SHIELD)
Vert, three BOARS’ HEADS erased Or(Gold)

CREST
A BOAR’S HEAD as in the Arms

MOTTO
NON CRUX SED LUX
“NOT THE CROSS BUT THE LIGHT”

 

[RyanBlack]

well this is for Black

ARMS (SHIELD)
Vert, three BOARS’ HEADS erased Or(Gold)

CREST
A BOAR’S HEAD as in the Arms

MOTTO
NON CRUX SED LUX
“NOT THE CROSS BUT THE LIGHT”

what no penis' ????


I was thinking of a Sperm with crossed bandoliers. . . . .

 

[butters]

what no penis' ????


I was thinking of a Sperm with crossed bandoliers. . . . .

i can see it now
will it be smoking a cheroot and wearing a low slung sombrero?

what about your motto?

 

[RyanBlack]

i can see it now
will it be smoking a cheroot and wearing a low slung sombrero?

what about your motto?

my motto. . . .


"It is all about Ryan and His Penis" of course!!!!

Technically it is really the penis which deserves the ceremony---but the Queen Mum is getting on a bit and Im not sure I want her waving a sword around down there. . . .