kendra1980
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Ryan's cock is so big that when it's Eastern Standard Time at the tip, it's Central Mountain Time at his balls. 
The Ryan Black Appreciation Thread
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glasspenguin
Just an excitable boy...
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I've not seen a giant penis in a cap and gown since the douchiest of my old professors brought in his old grad pics to show us...Had to use a bilboard of course. . . . but the speech brought tears to everyones eyes---or something like that---there was quite a bit of excessive moisture everywhere
kendra1980
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SNORT.
I always look at the underwear he wears and think "but how does he get all that in that little space?"
glasspenguin
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Worm holes... It's an exercise is theoretical quantum mechanics just to operate his fly.
We refer to it as the "Klown Kar Principle"
Lorilei
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kendra1980
book writing :)
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Ryan's dick is so big, clowns climb out of it when he cums.
Is that what that is...I had wondered! They did have on white face.
*did I just say that?*
glasspenguin
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Vesuvius is actually just an ancient word for "Ryan Black"
http://100falcons.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/pompeii-dead.jpg
Aftermath of a Ryan Black eruption. Photo courtesy of the Pomeii Historical Society
http://100falcons.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/pompeii-dead.jpg
Aftermath of a Ryan Black eruption. Photo courtesy of the Pomeii Historical Society
kendra1980
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OMG...you stinker. Loved it.
glasspenguin
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Lorilei
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El. Oh. El.
Tawny_Temptress
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Rhapsodygirl
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Okay...I have been away. When did all this stuff happen? Lordy.
Tawny_Temptress
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Rhapsodygirl
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All this is making me laugh hysterically. Got to love hyperbole!
kendra1980
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All this is making me laugh hysterically. Got to love hyperbole!
Rhapsody
They are pretty darn funny.Ryan Black's cock is so big, premature ejaculation takes ninety minutes.
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Rhapsody
Ryan Black's cock is so big, premature ejaculation takes ninety minutes.
Hi Kendra...hope you are doing okay.
julybaby04
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likes2watchU
I need a nap
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"Hello, yes? No, no, I'm sorry but Ryan isn't available to take your call right now. He's currently in a meeting with some folks from NASA. I'm not sure actually. Something about his cock and the earth's axis. Oh no, they called him. Yes, I'll be sure to let him know you called. Thank you and have a nice day."
Rhapsodygirl
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Hey there Rhapsody.......Nice to see you back!!!
July...hi
RyanBlack
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I am guilty of nothing involving barn yard animals. . . . well there was that one incident with a sheep once . . . .
IYou Big Daddy
Heya Mrs H
Rhapsody
Ryan Black's cock is so big, premature ejaculation takes ninety minutes.
so how long does a "quickie" take?
I've been very involved with the gov'ment of late--accusations of causing global warming and such---Ive been asked to not walk around naked because it makes so many people "hot" leading to . . . .well the melting of the polar ice caps. . . . .
RyanBlack
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Forever_Gemini
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I have sinned for not worshipped in a while, but u all need to know RB is in my dreams every nite (except when I'm with someone else, u understand ~ yes?!)
