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The Ryan Black Appreciation Thread

RyanBlack said:
my motto. . . .


"It is all about Ryan and His Penis" of course!!!!

Technically it is really the penis which deserves the ceremony---but the Queen Mum is getting on a bit and Im not sure I want her waving a sword around down there. . . .:eek::eek:
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erm - pst 2002 - she passed away. :eek:
 
RyanBlack said:
<Edited>... LOL--perhaps I should have a casting made for the porn business---then everyone can have thier own :D
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Shops the world over report record breaking sales in home dildo kits. The merchandise is selling so quickly, in fact, that many simply cannot keep up with demand. When asked about the sudden spike in sales, shop owner Dick Smally could only shake his head in bafflement. "It's like all of a sudden, everybody wants a willy.", he remarked. "More like everyone wants a Ryan Black of their very own whilst they can!", exclaimed customer Muffy Driver.

For those of you tuning in, all local shops report the following items currently on back order as of this report:

http://www.theadulttoyshoppe.com/pic2/clone-a-willy-1-EMP003.jpg
http://www.newart.com/mold-your-penis/create-a-cock%20complete%20penis%20molding%20kit_files/create01.jpg
http://www.createamate.com/Images/Createamate%20Kit%20Jpg.jpg
http://www.retailcreations.co.uk/admin/files/Products-Image-879.jpg http://www.loveshackparties.com/images/MT09.jpg
 
likes2watchU said:
Shops the world over report record breaking sales in home dildo kits. The merchandise is selling so quickly, in fact, that many simply cannot keep up with demand. When asked about the sudden spike in sales, shop owner Dick Smally could only shake his head in bafflement. "It's like all of a sudden, everybody wants a willy.", he remarked. "More like everyone wants a Ryan Black of their very own whilst they can!", exclaimed customer Muffy Driver.

For those of you tuning in, all local shops report the following items currently on back order as of this report:

http://www.theadulttoyshoppe.com/pic2/clone-a-willy-1-EMP003.jpg
http://www.newart.com/mold-your-penis/create-a-cock%20complete%20penis%20molding%20kit_files/create01.jpg
http://www.createamate.com/Images/Createamate%20Kit%20Jpg.jpg
http://www.retailcreations.co.uk/admin/files/Products-Image-879.jpg http://www.loveshackparties.com/images/MT09.jpg
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Told ya Nat...and we are SOOOO getting one of these :D
 
kendra1980 said:
Told ya Nat...and we are SOOOO getting one of these :D
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I would buy one!

Well, I would at least accept one as a gift if it was offered. :D

******

Ryan Black figured out how to make his cock 10 inches long. He folded it in half.
 
RyanBlack said:
A friend of mine who is a fan of Chuck Norris Jokes recently began sending me emails--with the names changed


now do you see what I have to deal with from people!!!!!! sheesh!


-Ryan Black recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

-Ryan Black's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

-If you spell “Ryan Black” in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

-Ryan Black once taught a class called "Ass Kicking 101". There were no survivors.

-When Ryan Black sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Ryan Black has not had to pay taxes ever.

-There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Ryan Black allows to live.
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Tawny_Temptress said:
http://i435.photobucket.com/albums/qq73/Jaded1pics/cockdrink.jpg
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Now in Red Bull flavor, too!
 
Years ago when Ryan would play with his action figures on the floor of his bedroom, I can't help but think the action resembled something similar to this...

WARNING! SERIOUSLY NSFW

(Incidentally, they wanted to hire him to work on the film, but decided against it citing that there was no way anyone would be believe that his incredible penis was real and not a CGI conflagration)
 
glasspenguin said:
Years ago when Ryan would play with his action figures on the floor of his bedroom, I can't help but think the action resembled something similar to this...

WARNING! SERIOUSLY NSFW

(Incidentally, they wanted to hire him to work on the film, but decided against it citing that there was no way anyone would be believe that his incredible penis was real and not a CGI conflagration)
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GP!!! You are a bad person!!

That's what I like about you :D:devil:
 
70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Ryan Black's weight is his dick.
 
Ryan Black doesn't consider it sex if the woman actually lives

There is no such thing as a lesbian, there are Just girls who havent met Ryan Black
 
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A Haiku for Mr. Black...

*ahem*

Like a firehose,
Dangling between steel legs,
Hangs his massive tool.


Well... I never said it was a GOOD Haiku... :rolleyes:
 
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Q.) Why does a penis have a hole in the end?
A.) So men can be open minded.


Sorry Ryan honey baby, you know I :heart: you!
 
I see a nobel prize for poetry in your future GP

of course they will want to present it to me instead (for inspiring it of course)
 
RyanBlack said:
I see a nobel prize for poetry in your future GP

of course they will want to present it to me instead (for inspiring it of course)
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Undoubtedly so... Incidentally, did your dick have it's own mortar board and honor cords when it graduated? I just had the most delightful laugh picturing that...
 
glasspenguin said:
Undoubtedly so... Incidentally, did your dick have it's own mortar board and honor cords when it graduated? I just had the most delightful laugh picturing that...
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Had to use a bilboard of course. . . . but the speech brought tears to everyones eyes---or something like that---there was quite a bit of excessive moisture everywhere :D
 
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