The sexiest word you know?

[MathGirl]

porcine ownership

Dear Doctor Keeney,
Thank you ever so much for clearing that up.

I'll bet GG2 is working on a new avarkthingie.

 

[Guest]

scary thought

I'll bet GG2 is working on a new avarkthingie.

Mathgirl- be afraid, be very afraid....

Unsexy word of the day: avatar

 

[MathGirl]

Aaron the aardvark

Dear Sister Bridget,
Avatar? Whazzat?

Ahhhh, sure feels good to get the kinks out.

<-------------- over there

 

[Guest]

ouch

MathGirl-

Please tell me that isn't you....Ouch!

b

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Re: i'm baaack

Svenska- how was the stripper a la mode? Definitely agree with you about Calista Flockhart... my stomach turned when they showed her topless in Midsummer Night's Dream... but have to part ways with you on George W. Bush...his Texan posture and crinkly eyes make everything he says sexy... even "strategery" ...

Bridget, you find GWB's talking sexy??? You're one SICK puppy! Sick, I tell ya! SICK!

My night at the stripclub... *bigass grin*

It started with Zorro coming in, jumping up on stage, and revealed one sexy bodypart after another. That chest..! Humminahumminahummina...*drooling at memory*
He took some girls up on stage with him and fondled them. Sexy!
When he was wearing nothing but his hat, he grabbed a towel from the floor and wrapped it around his waist - and when he did that, those of us standing to the right got a quick peek at his pee-pee!!!

After him, we saw a fire fighter - who fought fire by eating it! As if he needed any extra tricks, with that body..!

 

[Guest]

fantasy

Svenska-

I didn't say his talking was sexy... just that he's sexy.

Did you enjoy your memories while with your husband afterwards?

Sexy word: fantasy

-b

 

[MathGirl]

kinks

Dear Senorita Bridget.
Oh, okay, if you insist. That isn't me. Feel better now?

Hi, Svenska. How's your traveling pussy?

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Then, there was a half an hour break, and us ladies listened to some music and went to the bar... and yours truly got up on stage and danced to "Blow my whistle, bitch", aka "The Whistle Song", while I did some dirty dancning with the metal pole holding the roof up. People screamed, cheered and applauded! That was fun...

Then, as the break was over, both guys came back, quickly stripped down to their boxers (I just love boxers on a man! It makes the ass so sexy!), and one of them got a bottle of whipped cream, shook it, and sprayed whipped cream on his friend's chest - which, naturally, looked like something dirty to those of us with a dirty imagination...

They took a girl up from the audience and let her lick the cream off the guy's chest, and then they sprayed some cream in her cleavage and had the guy return the favor...

THEN, Zorro pulled his friend's boxers down a bit, and sprayed cream on his stomache, just above... , and they took a very young girl up on stage with them, she couldn't have been more than 18-19, and made her lick it off. When she did, the firefighter grabbed her head and held it down, while he humped and bumped and made a lot of contorted faces, like she was actually sucking him.

Then, for the grand finale, the two guys switched roles, and the firefighter dragged ME up on stage, and shook the cream spray bottle. Zorro smiled, turned around, pulled down his boxers, and the firefighter sprayed cream over Zorro's ass.

Ohmawgawd...

So, I put my hands on Zorro's firm ass, and...

It was a great night. When my hubby comes back, I know what to serve him for dessert - and how..!

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Re: fantasy

Svenska-

I didn't say his talking was sexy... just that he's sexy.

That's even worse!!!

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Re: kinks

Hi, Svenska. How's your traveling pussy?

Lonely.

 

[MathGirl]

Fatigued feline

Dear Svenska,

Maybe it has worms.

 

[Goodguy2]

No no no MG

Dear Svenska,

Maybe it has worms.

I think having "no worms" is the problem her kitty is having. It must be due to the fish smell that is keeping the worms away. You know fish like to eat'em.

GG2

Sexy word of the day - Chocolate Enema

 

[Svenskaflicka]

The reason why my pussy is so lonely is that my hubby is not here, and won't be here for a couple of more weeks. *sigh*

 

[MathGirl]

here-hard confusion

Dear Svenska,
That was a nasty typo in your last msg. Your husband isn't hard and won't be for two weeks? How terribly sad. No wonder you're so bitchy. Maybe you should take your pussy on another trip.

GG2 - You know where you can put this Baby Ruth bar, don't you? No, don't unwrap it.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

MG; just 5 words for you:


Blä blä blä blä blä!

 

[MathGirl]

GG's aardvark

Remember I predicted that GG was working on a new avakrtmthingie? Huh? Huh?

 

[Svenskaflicka]

And after all the great AV's I keep suggesting for him...

 

[MathGirl]

bidotted vowels

Dear, Dear Svenska,'
You're just showing off the fact that you can put those two cute little dots over your 'a'. I guess that's an advantage you have, living in Swit ..... over there.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Not only do I have them, MG - I can pronounce them, too!

 

[Cuckolded_BlK_Male]

Mötley Crüe ... so there! We in America have diaeresises too ... even if we don't know what they're used for.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Cuck, I think that's actually spelled "diarrhoea"...

 

[Quasimodem]

Last time I saw satellites on a "O" I was told they were called "umlauts", or something that sounded similar.

Any language that will make room for louts of any kind, seems most accommodating, in my estimation.

 

[Cuckolded_BlK_Male]

di·er·e·sis or di·aer·e·sis
n. pl. di·er·e·ses (-sz)
Linguistics.
A mark ( ¨ ) placed over the second of two adjacent vowels to indicate that they are to be pronounced as separate sounds rather than a diphthong, as in naïve.

A mark ( ¨ ) placed over a vowel, such as the final vowel in Brontë, to indicate that the vowel is not silent.


The umlaut thing is mostly German ... soooooo ... maybe that's closer to how The Crüe used it ... especially considering that it's over the first vowel.

On the WinXP character map it is listed as a diaeresis ... fucking Bill Gates.

 

[Goodguy2]

MG!!!!!!!

A mark ( ¨ ) placed over the second of two adjacent vowels to indicate that they are to be pronounced as separate sounds rather than a diphthong, as in naïve.

CBM said Dipthingie!!!!!

GG2

Remembers when MG posted about her dipthingie

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Terry, I'll stop the kidding for a moment here, and be serious. Please, could you change your AV? The others were ugly but funny, but this one is just disgusting me. Please.