The sexiest word you know?

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Sexy word

Response

 

[islandman]

perhaps someone has said this already?

seductive

 

[MathGirl]

His massive, hairy participles hung below his tumescent gerund....

 

[BgMma]

sexy words

I think I like thighs. Thighs. It's a nice word and you can so much with the thighs. MMmmm, that takes me back.
Or even fellatio. It sounds much better than blow job, but that just may be me!

 

[MathGirl]

Words

Bg - Anything, anything is better than 'blowjob.' It not only sounds awful, it doesn't even describe anything. The first time I ever did it, I was extremely naive. After some experimenting I looked up and said, 'When do I blow?' I thought it was a perfectly valid question.

'His massive gerund hung heavily between his muscular thighs."

 

[BgMma]

sexy words

Isn't that the truth?
I couldn't figure out for the life of me why it was called a blow job in the first place.
Of course, I learned a bit earlier than other, but that is neither here nor there.
I believe that all names for sex and counterparts thereof were thought up by a room full of drunk guys who were too embarrassed to say lovemaking, breasts, and the like. Think about it, it seems accurate enough. Hee!

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

His massive, hairy participles hung below his tumescent gerund

MG,

You've got a sick, twisted mind. I like that.

Being a guy-type life form, I prefer "At the sight of his dangling participle, she eagerly split her infinitives."

Rumple Foreskin

ps: in a nod to the thread topic, while "nude" is still my first choice, "languid" aint bad. RF

 

[MathGirl]

words

RF, As a female life form, I prefer"

"When he bared his tumescent gerund and hairy dangling participles she whacked them with a three pound irregular preposition."

You may extrapolate that to your endpoint, Bunky.

 

[bimishka]

i also must go with "pussy"...even though "cock" is fun when its done just rite as ur whispering a command in the ear of a guy that makes u feel especially filthy...ummm...
...hehehe...love frogs

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

You may extrapolate that to your endpoint, Bunky

Oh, hecky darn, mathgirl. I was getting all hot and bothered 'cause I'd just remembered that famous formula, "The angle of the dangle is relative to the heat of the meat as squared by the mass of the ass."

But now, I'll try to en-compass my emotions, re-calculate the mean variables, and end this protractored message.

Rumple Foreskin

ps: Did I mention that "languid" is almost as sexy a word as "nude"? Well, so is, "indolent". RF

 

[Goodguy2]

Oh Contraire Rumple

The formula is:

The "heat of the meat" Multiplied by the "mass of the ass" divided by the cube of the "torque of the pork" then multipled by the square root of the "angle of the dangle". At least that's how it was taught to me!

GG2

 

[MathGirl]

words

RF -
There's nothing better than being indolent, languid, and nude all at the same time. Well, hardly anything.

From the comments on here, I think you guys must have grown up in a prehistoric era. Were those stone computers any good?

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

"From the comments on here, I think you guys must have grown up in a prehistoric era. Were those stone computers any good?"

That just goes to show what you know, mathgirl. We couldn't keep the bugs either out or off those early stone computers, which made 'em hard to read. So while admittedly faster than the TRS 80's and Apple II's they were supposed to replace, we stuck with the old reliable abacus.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[MathGirl]

Stone

I'm reminded of an old 'B.C.' comic strip. BC is showing Peter his new invention, a stone piano. Peter asks how it works, and BC says, 'You just blow through this little hole in the back.'

Well, I guess you had to be there

 

[ANiceGuy]

Love gets my vote

Love gets my vote, most especially when is is preceeded by I and proceeded by you. I prefer to send and the greatest gift is a greatfull heart

 

[MathGirl]

&^*)(*&^@%$#

Dear Nice Guy,

Just a suggestion, dear. Lose that *&%)(*&)(_* picture and the comments that go with it.

 

[Naughtywon]

sExy words

lascivious and salacious: I can't choose.

Naughtywon

 

[MathGirl]

word

How about "lubricated"

 

[islandman]

Good one, MG!


My contribution of the day is: whip cream

 

[Goodguy2]

hmmm

How about Voluptuous.

GG2

MG, you got PM.

The "other" goodguy......lol

 

[BgMma]

Sexy words

I say thrust.

 

[MathGirl]

word

gg2 - Not PM, I got KY

 

[Goodguy2]

Kentucky?

What the hell ya gonna do with that State?

Goofball

GG2

 

[MathGirl]

KY

GG2
tee hee

 

[Goodguy2]

I'll see yer KY and raise ya a

and raise ya a Califorucation!

Take that!

GG2

Saw the Chilli Peppers with Sublime way back in 85.......