The SkyBlue Tavern

[The Duke of Oral]

One day as the frogs were hopping about as they did everyday, they ventured upon a poppy field a little farther away from their lilly pads than usual.

 

[The Duke of Oral]

unaware of the essence of such agriculture, they each fell asleep nestled close together, oblivious to their fate

 

[The Duke of Oral]

the man who hunted frogs came upon them and unceremoniously just scooped them into a frog-catch suspended on his shoulder for such capturings

 

[The Duke of Oral]

much to the 4 frogs surprise, when they awoke, the mysteriously comfortable poppy field had magically turned into a 5 gallon pickle jar with lid on top and a few holes for air flow and such.

 

[The Duke of Oral]

while frogs are much unlike humans, as some males do in any species, the 3 managed to panic and flop aimlessly around and around and all over each other, doing more accidental tackling of the other 2 than promoting any cumulative good.

 

[The Duke of Oral]

The female frog being the supreme developed of the two sexes, simply entertained herself watching the 3 males make fools of themselves and once they had all worn completely and lay panting and worthless, she spoke up

 

[The Duke of Oral]

leave it to men to think they can do anything and everything, but while you had your inefficient seizures, I came up with a way to escape!

 

[The Duke of Oral]

only one seemed interested and he waddled over and said, okay, how can we escape? She further frustrated matters to him when to his surprise she said "sleep with me and I'll tell you in the morning". She followed with a look of disgust and instinctively retorted "well you'll need more rest before you can attempt this, I know"

 

[The Duke of Oral]

The next morning she woke him very early before the other two and said "Okay now. you see how those two stooges are sleeping rather on top of each other over there?" "Yes he said." "Go over and climb on top of the highest of the two, and jump with alllll your might and tip the lid off it's untightened state and as you are able to jump to the top let your back legs hold the jar as you land on the dustpan which will slip and hit the broom and allow the broom so heavy of wood to fall on the jar, cracking it badly and we all get to escape and be the talk of the pond forever!"

 

[The Duke of Oral]

The male frog, still being typical male and believing anything that a female he's slept with would say without the necessary genealogy to fully understand her thinking, jumped and jumped and jumped.. and jumped.. and jumped and .... lo and behold he

 

[The Duke of Oral]

died of a heart attack.

The commotion awoke the frog on top of the other and he said "now what are we going to do?" Being the typical female and needing sufficient servicing before making any big decisions she torted to him, "just sleep with me tonight and we can discuss it in the morning".

 

[WantonWitch]

Very funny

 

[The Duke of Oral]

The next day arrived, he awoke to her nudgings and she told him to simply jump from the top of the 3rd and laziest frog, and with the same methods and expected outcome as she had the first male frog. He jumped and he jumnped and jumped mightily and neared the lid ... when he suddenly collapsed and died, his heart also failing.

Well, I'm not sure if I've messed this up but I think I can still salvage how the two frogs did escape the next day.

But do you want to hear it? Well, sleep with me, and I'll tell you in the morning.

 

[WantonWitch]

The next day arrived, he awoke to her nudgings and she told him to simply jump from the top of the 3rd and laziest frog, and with the same methods and expected outcome as she had the first male frog. He jumped and he jumnped and jumped mightily and neared the lid ... when he suddenly collapsed and died, his heart also failing.

Well, I'm not sure if I've messed this up but I think I can still salvage how the two frogs did escape the next day.

But do you want to hear it? Well, sleep with me, and I'll tell you in the morning.

Better than most chatup lines I've heard !

 

[The Duke of Oral]

well at least the joke's cute, and I've never heard a male tell it.... only females... after all the female frog is the only one who knew how!


goodnight all. I am cook and sautee'r and baker man too. Perhaps I'll see you in the coming days.

*poof*

 

[BeachGurl2]

well at least the joke's cute, and I've never heard a male tell it.... only females... after all the female frog is the only one who knew how!


goodnight all. I am cook and sautee'r and baker man too. Perhaps I'll see you in the coming days.

*poof*

Very cute. Frogs, no less.

 

[The Duke of Oral]

Ladies, An Announcement for All of You

CHEATING is seeing someone without one or both's mates where applicable knowing about it
>>>Your married / attached... I'm married / attached. He knows and
mine knows.... that's consentual sex on all levels since all 4 are agreeing and by that notice have a right to refuse if they wish
If my gal says I can with anyone but "Pam", then "Pam's" out.. simple
As you know I'm very happily involved, engaged, and not looking to cheat. My girl loves me ultimately, in fact so much that I can be here, or even be with another woman in the real world if I want. I don't take her for granted and I love her more than any of these words can say. I'm not always looking for another romp. In fact it's been over a month since her and I did play with a very close friend, and I've not really thought much about another woman since, but I do enjoy playing around in the Playground when the opportunity presents itself.

There are some that believe it's cheating regardless. Your in the wrong forum. That's Pat Robertson's We Are All Perfect forum down the road (j/k)

Having sex with me is not mandatory. Nothing is mandatory. You don't even have to ever say "hi" to me in passing unless you want to. So don't feel like you have to brief me as soon as you meet me. I'm not keeping stats, and until the situation were to come up that I would need to know, it's just not mandatory. If you want to play I'm sure you'll let me know. I enjoy flirting a lot here and that's 95% of my erotic involvement here. I've had less than a dozen cyber seductions / sex times, whatever since I joined in Dec 2002.

I'll not bring this up again, so it out of the way now, have new read it

 

[The Duke of Oral]

Very cute. Frogs, no less.

okay okay, (memo: leave froggie joke out in future)

Males peak at 18? I was still a virgih until 19 and I'd already joined the AF... kinda hard to peak when you havent even started roflmao

Part 2) Who gives a shit if one of us isnt peaking, ish't that why we WANT to have sex, so we CAN peak?

I think the person who first set that age was dyslexic. Males will peak at 81. Comon girls.. lets rock lol

 

[BeachGurl2]

okay okay, (memo: leave froggie joke out in future)

Males peak at 18? I was still a virgih until 19 and I'd already joined the AF... kinda hard to peak when you havent even started roflmao

Part 2) Who gives a shit if one of us isnt peaking, ish't that why we WANT to have sex, so we CAN peak?

I think the person who first set that age was dyslexic. Males will peak at 81. Comon girls.. lets rock lol

It was supposed to be funny, not intended to piss you off.

Is this one better?

 

[The Duke of Oral]

It was supposed to be funny, not intended to piss you off.

Is this one better?

awwww hon I wasn't mad at your post... I just have too many instances where I simply sound like I'm trying not to be a square and the message recipient thinks I'm bucking for something.. lol

I'm very direct. If I don't like something, I will name that EXACT something a nd why.

you bg.. you were missed this afternoon I'll hope you are here now. I think I have my pc issue, the dvd burner issue, and the "which one of these 75 wires really belongs where it is syndrome solved.

 

[kickboxqueen]

Good Evening my dear friend!

 

[BeachGurl2]

awwww hon I wasn't mad at your post... I just have too many instances where I simply sound like I'm trying not to be a square and the message recipient thinks I'm bucking for something.. lol

I'm very direct. If I don't like something, I will name that EXACT something a nd why.

you bg.. you were missed this afternoon I'll hope you are here now. I think I have my pc issue, the dvd burner issue, and the "which one of these 75 wires really belongs where it is syndrome solved.

Well, I wasn't sure how that first sig was going to cum across anyway. But I had to try it, right?

 

[The Duke of Oral]

i'm upset.. I don't have a soul that will sit still with me tonight and I am not ready... I'll still quit but I need something to allow me to fucking leave people alone when there's some other guy or girl or couple they're chasing after.. and I'll always suffer from that because I'm safe and I'm taken... add that up a dead end.. shit.. ill be back.. please forgive me for giving up.. but I Learned a lesson.. you all can help me start to quit, but if I hang around long enough, my lonliness and and your problems will eat me up because i cant seem to just ignore you .. I'll be back.. if your not here. good night.. but I'm about to cry and thats fucked up

 

[BeachGurl2]

i'm upset.. I don't have a soul that will sit still with me tonight and I am not ready... I'll still quit but I need something to allow me to fucking leave people alone when there's some other guy or girl or couple they're chasing after.. and I'll always suffer from that because I'm safe and I'm taken... add that up a dead end.. shit.. ill be back.. please forgive me for giving up.. but I Learned a lesson.. you all can help me start to quit, but if I hang around long enough, my lonliness and and your problems will eat me up because i cant seem to just ignore you .. I'll be back.. if your not here. good night.. but I'm about to cry and thats fucked up

Oh my. Well, I'm not sitting still because you're quitting, and that means that I have to quit, at least while I'm sitting with you, and I'm just not ready - gum or not. So if I can blow my smoke in your face, I'll cum back . . .

 

[The Duke of Oral]

Oh my. Well, I'm not sitting still because you're quitting, and that means that I have to quit, at least while I'm sitting with you, and I'm just not ready - gum or not. So if I can blow my smoke in your face, I'll cum back . . .

sweetie i'm you're to do smoke rings with.. I just want some company.. I'll be back in about 10 15.. hope I have a friend still here.. what we do? whatever. lets go look at some coral...