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The Duke Has A Good Idea For Once

which makes me wonder... what went wrong in my brain that let it happen.

{writes note: call friends and see if anyone has some mind altering drugs. Must experiment and try to replicate this effect}

If you can't beat'em, joint'em

Who wants to join me on my Yacht?
Make Duke Happy Give Him All He Wants Fund

Be Nice, Contribute Generously. You'll feel good about yourself. :)
 
So sorry to have missed all the scintillating conversation over here today. Looks like you've been extra busy, Duke. Man, when is the Gulf Coast going to get a break? The municipal pier in my hometown - over Mobile Bay - was totally destroyed, along with the marina and restaurant, in the last one this summer. Glad I got to visit it in July before it was gone.
 
BeachGurl2 said:
So sorry to have missed all the scintillating conversation over here today. Looks like you've been extra busy, Duke. Man, when is the Gulf Coast going to get a break? The municipal pier in my hometown - over Mobile Bay - was totally destroyed, along with the marina and restaurant, in the last one this summer. Glad I got to visit it in July before it was gone.

MUUAH to ya.

I had a lot to do last night. Working with MicroSoft Access and Visual Basic. Then zzzzzzzzz

-yippie-

We'll ketchup on the mustard side of our miracle whips today I'm sure ;)

:kiss: :rose:
 
Blue Dolphin dropped in on us at Skylar's Dungeon and left this :)

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and I felt compelled to share a news article about it:

USA Today: Man with rare condition, known as "Stilletto Must Getto or Elso"
is said to be recovering nicely. During an interview shortly after regaining
consciousness, he was asked of his permanent hole through his testicles. "Oh
that? Well I think it's cool. I plan on jogging nude through Central Park, and if
the wind hits just right, I'll never have to carry a dog whistle again."

Your On The Spot, Action Nudes Reporter, The D of O

:cool:
 
sigh... the general bored fell for my shalloween...

tsk tsk

trick or treat

they got the trick and now I get to go for the treat

yummmmmmmm
 
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the olympics are a not going to happen

because no one responded about being interested out of all the boards and forums at lit.

it put me in a foul mood and I originally posted everywhere that I was 'boo hoooo' sooo upset... i could just...

play a trick on them.... Happy Shalloween

they're so pissed they're still trying to justify that I really was a bad widdle baby.. lmao

REVENGE IS MINE!!!!!!!!!!! at last... paybacks for 2 years ago
 
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The Duke of Oral said:
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Well so far today, I've been politically incorrect when I tried to pass on information in the General Forum, and I've managed to totally be wrong about image policy and embarrass myself like NEVER before, and I've had a LOT of negative feedback about everything else I've tried to be a part of. If I offered a massage in a hot spring with oils and herbs at the base of a mountain overlooking the pacific in Hawaii today, someone would have told me "get real asshole" and I'm not kidding. So since this the way it all works:

of the thousands of members here, since

95% never say anything to me
4% tell me how fucked up I am
and 1% seem pretty nice

I'm either having the most fucked up nobody to talk to and kill yourself or leave us alone day in the history of Literotica or I'm just that useless and bad for this place and I need to face it and move on.

I'd say I have a snowballs chance in hell of having very much fun in this place. Hell I'm surprised I haven't had a driving desire to slash my wrists, maybe it's because my fingers have just been too busy typing.

I'll just shut up and that way I don't exist.

Anyone want to add on to the misery? fuck you

sorry to those who would have a damn thing to do with me.. you can't blame yourselves on this one. maybe someone will let me know if they can help. maybe they won't.
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2 years ago, a friend of mine got the basic general board we can drive someone to suicide and laugh about it attitude... this person almost did kill themselves.


Note: Everyone can post here. It is not up to you to choose who posts in this thread.
 
Ohhh.

he's a playgrounder!

Suddenly, it all makes sense.

dumbfuck.
 
Geez, are they like really pissed off or what? Zeta I can't wait for you to come back on and see this shit.

Damn, I'm glad they don't like know where I live...

OMG... this is like sooo cool


Yes, I'm a Playgrounder and Very Very Very Proud Of It

Thank You... in fact I'm going to get my badge now

----- future Playgrounder and Proud To Be One ------

L8R
 
Mia62 said:
Note: Everyone can post here. It is not up to you to choose who posts in this thread.

didn't you read my post over there in GB after that... of course anyone can
I was just stirring you up some more...

Oh God .... this is too much... I'm all laughed out
my sides are hurting.. ouuchhh
 
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