The Spanking Brothers Inc.

Welcome to The Wicked Spanking Brothers Inc

trixiefirecracker said:
*rubs eyes* a whole therad devoted to SPANKING???
Tell me i'm not dreaming!! LOL :D

Hi Trixie,

Of course you're not dreaming!! Orlanth and myself, Don K Dyck, are the co-founders and joint proprietors of this exciting little business which, we believe, will make a big hit on Lit.

Now my colleague, Orlanth, has developed an enviable reputation as the finest Wicked Spanker on the Internet - Champion of Champions, no less.

For myself I just patter along . . . testing beautiful buttocks for softness, smoothness and suppleness . . . a sort of quality control to ensure that Wicked Spanking Brother Orlanth has the best possible materials with which to practice his craft.

And what a craft that is . . . the joy and rhapsody of hearing the squeals and cries of delight and even pure ecstasy as his hand SLAPS the soft flesh . . . the long curved downswing . . . THWACK!!. . . the sting . . . the surge of pleasure . . . WACK!! . . . just magic . . . pure magic!!

Of course not ALL buttocks are suitable for Orlanth's special talents and it is my job to provide suitable ways of pleasuring those buttocks which lack the special qualities required for Wicked Spanking . . . heheheh . . . and I have a Wicked imagination!!

So cum again and again and again . . .and submit your rounded rump for private perusal and partake of our plentiful pleasures in erotic ecstasy and sensual stimulation. :p :p :p
 
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Don K Dyck said:


Hi Trixie,

Of course you're not dreaming!! Orlanth and myself, Don K Dyck, are the co-founders and joint proprietors of this exciting little business which, we believe, will make a big hit on Lit.

Now my colleague, Orlanth, has developed an enviable reputation as the finest Wicked Spanker on the Internet - Champion of Champions, no less.

For myself I just patter along . . . testing beautiful buttocks for softness, smoothness and suppleness . . . a sort of quality control to ensure that Wicked Spanking Brother Orlanth has the best possible materials with which to practice his craft.

And what a craft that is . . . the joy and rhapsody of hearing the squeals and cries of delight and even pure ecstasy as his hand SLAPS the soft flesh . . . the long curved downswing . . . THWACK!!. . . the sting . . . the surge of pleasure . . . WACK!! . . . just magic . . . pure magic!!

Of course not ALL buttocks are suitable for Orlanth's special talents and it is my job to provide suitable ways of pleasuring those buttocks which lack the special qualities required for Wicked Spanking . . . heheheh . . . and I have a Wicked imagination!!

So cum again and again and again . . .and submit your rounded rump for private perusal and partake of our plentiful pleasures in erotic ecstasy and sensual stimulation. :p :p :p
Yes, Ionly service thosevery, verynaught girfls. :D like Crysede. (Yumm)

Hey Don, enjoy your spanking?
 
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Don K Dyck said:


Hi Trixie,

Of course you're not dreaming!! Orlanth and myself, Don K Dyck, are the co-founders and joint proprietors of this exciting little business which, we believe, will make a big hit on Lit.

Now my colleague, Orlanth, has developed an enviable reputation as the finest Wicked Spanker on the Internet - Champion of Champions, no less.

For myself I just patter along . . . testing beautiful buttocks for softness, smoothness and suppleness . . . a sort of quality control to ensure that Wicked Spanking Brother Orlanth has the best possible materials with which to practice his craft.

And what a craft that is . . . the joy and rhapsody of hearing the squeals and cries of delight and even pure ecstasy as his hand SLAPS the soft flesh . . . the long curved downswing . . . THWACK!!. . . the sting . . . the surge of pleasure . . . WACK!! . . . just magic . . . pure magic!!

Of course not ALL buttocks are suitable for Orlanth's special talents and it is my job to provide suitable ways of pleasuring those buttocks which lack the special qualities required for Wicked Spanking . . . heheheh . . . and I have a Wicked imagination!!

So cum again and again and again . . .and submit your rounded rump for private perusal and partake of our plentiful pleasures in erotic ecstasy and sensual stimulation. :p :p :p


And a great idea comes to mind... after I spank your handsome ass, Don, then you can spank mine... deal?
 
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Arden said:



And a great idea comes to mind... after I spank your handsome ass, Don, then you can spank mine... deal?
Can I watch?
 
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Arden said:



And a great idea comes to mind... after I spank your handsome ass, Don, then you can spank mine... deal?

Well . . . I dunno, Arden . . . I can think of a number of other exciting things to do with your . . . :p :devil: :p
 
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Don K Dyck said:


Aw, shucks, Orlanth . . . Well . . .
Well, I think itis fairthat youget a 1 on 1 with Arden... As I did with Crysede... and you get to watch, so...

As much as I would love to join in with smacking her naughty butt..But it's your turn.
 
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Orlanth said:
Well, I think itis fairthat youget a 1 on 1 with Arden... As I did with Crysede... and you get to watch, so...

As much as I would love to join in with smacking her naughty butt..But it's your turn.

Why thank you Wicked Spanking Brother Orlanth!! That's really kind of you! A great challenge to aspire to emulate your enormous energy and talent in the wily craft of Wicked Spanking!! . . . heheheh . . . Now . . . if it was something like . . . :p :devil: :p
 
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Don K Dyck said:


Well . . . I dunno, Arden . . . I can think of a number of other exciting things to do with your . . . :p :devil: :p

Cat got your tongue?

:catroar:
 
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Orlanth said:
Well, I think itis fairthat youget a 1 on 1 with Arden... As I did with Crysede... and you get to watch, so...

As much as I would love to join in with smacking her naughty butt..But it's your turn.

Well I'll be darned... Orlanth being a swell kind of guy!

Sure you can watch!
 
I'm running out for a few, and will be back. Hope you're still up for it when I return. :p
 
Back Soon . . .

Gotta slip out ans see a man about some legal things . . . back soon. :) :)
 
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Arden said:


Well I'll be darned... Orlanth being a swell kind of guy!

Sure you can watch!
Damn, my secrets out.
 
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Orlanth said:
Damn, my secrets out.

You're much nicer now that you have a human side to you. And we ALL enjoy your other thread! :p :D
 
Ah

I see the Dastardly Don has returned.

Been busy Orlanth?

Oh and congrats Psyche!
I hereby authorise Psyche to provide the serivces of an Auxilliary Wicked Spanker after Fellow Wicked Spanking Brother Orlanth has tested her skills on his unarmoured (un-amored?) "tender pieces nicely exposed".
 
yeah, I've been a little busy.

I'm the Vice-Presidentof a new Disabilty saupport service, so yeah I'm busy. :p
 
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Dragonette said:
I see the Dastardly Don has returned.
Been busy Orlanth?
Oh and congrats Psyche!

Hi Dragonette, nice to see you again . . . if only in the vanishing chronological distance . . . :D
 
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Arden said:


Cat got your tongue? :catroar:

Cat? What Kat?? :catroar: :cathappy: :catroar: Cat o' nine tails?? Geez, you're game!!! I'd never think of asking for a cat of nine tails . . . too bloody . . . and painful!! A long infamous place in the history of Oz . . . used by the English overlords to enforce their position on the masses in a country that became democratic very quickly and rejected out of hand any idea of a hereditary aristocracy . . . learned that from the Yanks . . . Hargraves learnt about gold about the same time from the same place . . . really got Oz started . . .

Oh, . . . the original question?

No . . . I was just imagining how I was going to enjoy your . . . but I couldn't decide where to start . . . so I was drooling in anticipation . . . :p :devil: :p
 
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Don K Dyck said:


Cat? What Kat?? :catroar: :cathappy: :catroar: Cat o' nine tails?? Geez, you're game!!! I'd never think of asking for a cat of nine tails . . . too bloody . . . and painful!! A long infamous place in the history of Oz . . . used by the English overlords to enforce their position on the masses in a country that became democratic very quickly and rejected out of hand any idea of a hereditary aristocracy . . . learned that from the Yanks . . . Hargraves learnt about gold about the same time from the same place . . . really got Oz started . . .

Oh, . . . the original question?

No . . . I was just imagining how I was going to enjoy your . . . but I couldn't decide where to start . . . so I was drooling in anticipation . . . :p :devil: :p

No dangerous toys for me... Mmmmm... but you drive me wild with that history talk... I'm so wet...
 
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Arden said:


No dangerous toys for me... Mmmmm... but you drive me wild with that history talk... I'm so wet...

Are you a history nut??? Oz history is fascinating . . . so fascinating that we don't teach it to kids in school in case they appreciate their origins . . . and the origin of the indigenous Australain Aborigines.

I have a mate who has spent 25 years working out who financed the civilian development of Oz from the penal colony, and where those people got their money . . . much of it came from Jamaica and the slave trade . . . some came from the Russian trade.

I'll find his website if you like . . . he has a web-book available . . . it has a maritime slant. :)
 
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Don K Dyck said:

Are you a history nut??? Oz history is fascinating . . . so fascinating that we don't teach it to kids in school in case they appreciate their origins . . . and the origin of the indigenous Australain Aborigines.

I have a mate who has spent 25 years working out who financed the civilian development of Oz from the penal colony, and where those people got their money . . . much of it came from Jamaica and the slave trade . . . some came from the Russian trade.

I'll find his website if you like . . . he has a web-book available . . . it has a maritime slant. :)

I've always enjoyed history, and became quite absorbed in it while spending three years doing genealogy research on my family. Extensive reading on the American Civil War, the Methodist-Episcopal ministry in Michigan (one of my Irish ancestors was a traveling minister... a circuit rider), The history of the two counties in Michigan that I maintain websites for at a free genealogy co-op on the net, and a myriad of reading about the history of specific localities in England where the families were from. So, yes, I'm an official history addict. Of course, I love American history too.

Do you have "The History Channel" on cable TV over there?

I also have every National Geographic Magazine since 1962 in my library. I still read them... not straight history, but combined... oh heck, you know what this magazine is.

Are you serious... they don't teach Oz history in schools? I can't fathom that at all. What a waste of young minds that could evolve into historical writers of the future....
 
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Don K Dyck said:


Hi Dragonette, nice to see you again . . . if only in the vanishing chronological distance . . . :D

Chuckles, as always, flying through, yep, that's me in the vanishing mode over there=====>

I only popped in here to tease, err I meant to keep Orlanth company while Arden was having a fantasy about you, re: your double posting!
And then Orlanth double posted, I am still waiting to see his punishment!

Now you are exciting Arden with Aussie history?


Congrats Orlanth, yes pet, I read that in the Aussie thread!
But I am sure you will do a great job.
 
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