The unappreciated limerick

[stickygirl]

I promised Em I wouldn't post in her thread so I'll drop it here, but it could go in Adrina's one

A father fucked his teen daughter
Thinking blood was thicker than water
She was forced to go term
From the GOP learned
That girls are just lambs to the slaughter

 

[Blueskiessmiling]

A girl from the southern shore
Was prone to act like a whore
Two, sometimes three
Would fill her with glee
Which would thrill her to the core.

 

[SimonDoom]

A limerick is three lines and two,
Mixed smartly with end rhymes and glue.
It doesn't much matter
What goes in the batter
So long as the cake brings me you.

 

[AlinaX]

Now, beauty's a thing to behold
And there's one lass of whom we are told
Her curvacious hips
Launched a thousand war ships
Fueled by promise of pussy and gold

 

[Bamagan]

They called her Helen of Troy,
And she had big tits, oh boy,
But 'twas her ass
First in its class
That lured those sailors, ahoy.

 

[BobbyLaker]

There was an old man from Gollocket
Who went up to space in a rocket
The rocket went 'Bang'
His balls went 'Clang'
And he found his cock in his pocket.

From my youth... many moons ago. You can probably tell

 

[SimonDoom]

Poor Helen was taken adrift
To a place that left her quite miffed.
She disliked her Troy flat,
Told Paris, "Screw that!"
Now she's on her phone, contacting Lyft.

 

[Blueskiessmiling]

There once was a woman named Claire
She’d gladly lay down here or there
Be it evening or night
Or a noontime delight
Many a man she would snare.

 

[EmilyMiller]

I missed this cute thread, it is true
Without it, wasn’t sure what to do
So I made my self fine
Drinking bottles of wine
And in this way, the time simply flew

Em

 

[EmilyMiller]

Maybe I need to resurrect my habit of writing limerick versions of my stories.

Em

 

[EmilyMiller]

Heaven and Hole

Oúriēl and Lucy need assistance
To preserve their daughter’s existence
So our heroines feign
Being maids for N. Raine
And they fuck everyone with persistence

 

[EmilyMiller]

At Whorey’s Piers

The star of this story’s called Eden
A girl who cherishes freedom
To let others stare
At her body quite bare
Her audience loves her to tease ‘em

 

[EmilyMiller]

Traffic

Our protagonists are Jim and Nat
Side by side in a jam they are sat
Then while in the car
Nat goes way too far
And swallows Jim’s cream like a cat

 

[EmilyMiller]

Jacob’s Progress

Jacob’s new in town and is willing
To have sex with two different women
He’s sucked by Lucia
And fucks Paula’s rear
Then his 8 year old suffers a stinging

 

[SimonDoom]

A limerick, drunk and disgraced
Wandered into a beer-bestained place.
He insulted a sonnet
Whose partner was on it
And punched limerick right in the face.

 

[Blueskiessmiling]

There once was a woman named Jane
Who earned well deserved acclaim
While many a man
Had a nefarious plan
In the end it was them whom she‘d tame.

 

[SimonDoom]

He tells her a hot limerick;
He thinks it's a smart party trick.
But she tosses her drinks
In his face, and he thinks
That perhaps he is being a dick.

 

[Smuttyandfun]

There once was a fellow named McSweeny
Who spilled some gin on his weenie
Just to be couth
He added vermouth
Then he slipped his girl a martini

 

[cdstefi]

One I wrote for an actual partner:

There was a young woman from Blackwood
Whose lover initially lacked wood
After much skilled fellatio
His hard to soft ratio
Improved till 'twas more than her crack stood

 

[SimonDoom]

In the desert, the sun goes down fast,
And the ladies are fine--unsurpassed.
They're turning their tricks,
And the men get their kicks
With their memories of Vegas to last.

 

[Smuttyandfun]

There was a young fellow named Bob
Who had a most peculiar knob
He'd come with a sputter
His testes would flutter
And he'd shoot out a corn on the cob!

 

[AlinaX]

There once was a lass quite divine
Who got wild after one glass of wine
Though she loved a hard cock
To make her world rock
She'd sooner be caught by a vine

 

[AlinaX]

Sweet Ginny was out on the pull
And met a man built like a bull
His battering ram
Made her scream for the cam
Till her cunt, mouth and ass were all full

 

[Bamagan]

Although Lady Enseearr protested
That her nethers should not be molested
Her quim did betray
That it wanted to spray
And her climax could not be arrested.

 

[AlinaX]

Young Ali wore heels and a dress
And wherever she sat left a mess
A preacher once cried
"There's a sinner inside!"
And Ali cried back, "I confess!"