Things a sub should NEVER say to her Dom

[Missk_2022]

I only have a few minutes.. can you hurry up

 

[cuppatea]

Now, where’s that dominant bone you were talking about? I think I saw it under the couch, want me to look for it?

 

[Missk_2022]

You are not the boss of me

 

[cuppatea]

You said you wanted a sub, I bought one for you. Foot long, all the dressing.

 

[Missk_2022]

My knees hurt I qm NOT getting down there right now

 

[cuppatea]

You said it wouldn’t hurt, you were right.

 

[Missk_2022]

Hahaha....

Meh.... it was ok

 

[Missk_2022]

I love this back and forth

 

[55ChevyBelAir]

Lick THOSE toes? Have you ever tried fungus medication?

 

[Missk_2022]

I am NOT doing that

 

[cuppatea]

This blindfold’s useless, I can see through it. Did you buy this at the dollar store?

 

[Missk_2022]

Whistlingthe jeopardy theme song during a spanking

 

[BrendaBear]

Whistlingthe jeopardy theme song during a spanking

Okay, you have had some awesome answers on here which I thought were really funny, but this? That is a whole new level of damn funny!

 

[Missk_2022]

Okay, you have had some awesome answers on here which I thought were really funny, but this? That is a whole new level of damn funny!

Hahahahahaha... I am cracking myself up

 

[cuppatea]

Hahahahahaha... I am cracking myself up

It’s new levels of funnies!

 

[BrendaBear]

I guess it would be bad then in the middle of a spanking then to say “oh, you are so cute when you do that!”

 

[cuppatea]

You want me to do … what? You’ve got hands, do it yourself.

 

[cuppatea]

I guess it would be bad then in the middle of a spanking then to say “oh, you are so cute when you do that!”

Depends on what you mean by bad? Haha

 

[Missk_2022]

Sir "come here"
Me "come here"

Sir "dont do that"
Me "don't do that"

Sir "I am gonna spank your ass"
Me " I'm gonna spank your ass.... ooohhh big scary sir gonna spank my ass.... "

 

[cuppatea]

“You know who you sound like? Beavis. Go on, do the ‘Cornholio’ line, go on!”

 

[BrendaBear]

It’s so small it keeps slipping out of my mouth, could I just use a couple fingers instead?

 

[cuppatea]

I see your lips moving, but all I can hear is “I’m a big softie. Have you seen my teddy bear?”

Or

Oh no! I scared. It’s the big bad wolf voice! Does someone need a cookie?

 

[Not_A_Nice_Daddy]

Just found this thread and love it. Haven’t read everything yet, but I feel like it’s a bunch of brats just letting loose everything they want to say or possibly have said.

 

[Missk_2022]

Wahbwah wah wah wah wah wah ( Charlie brown teacher voice)

 

[Missk_2022]

Just found this thread and love it. Haven’t read everything yet, but I feel like it’s a bunch of brats just letting loose everything they want to say or possibly have said.

Read the last couple pages... it is a crack up