Things a sub should NEVER say to her Dom

[Lucy_Lastic]

Talk to me like that again and I'll break your fuckin' legs.

 

[Trubbycat]

Yeah, yeah, in a minute.

 

[BrendaBear]

Talk to me like that again and I'll break your fuckin' legs.

That made me laugh so hard!

 

[LittleSwitchy]

I am not sure if an almost 50 yo woman crawling on all fours and being led by a leash by an almost 70 yo man is a delightful view to any outsider

Annie. I’m thinking WE are at the age of… I don’t give a F what they think.
If y’all enjoy yourselves. Go for it.
Hell if you want to lead him around with a leash around his junk. Go for it. We only live once.

 

[LittleSwitchy]

Yeah, yeah, in a minute.

I got a story a friend told me.
He goes over to a friends house and knocks on the door. He hears a guy .. can you get that? The lady yells.. get it yourself I’m busy. The guy calls out he’s on the phone. Her response… get the door. I’m busy doing my crosswords.
After a few minutes. She comes to the door. Brings in the visitor. Then goes and kneels next to her guy. Then is all … oh yes master. No master. Love you master.
In what they describe to their friends as a 24/7 lifestyle.

 

[IrisAlthea]

It wasn't nervous laughter, it's just ... if you take a moment and see the scene how it must look to a "normal" person, it all does look ridiculously silly: two adults, in my case rather old adults, playing a make-believe with some very strange costumes, using equally strange accessories, and saying things that to the outside world make absolutely no sense

I can very much relate to this - being able to see the absurdity and laugh about things with my partner is really important to me.

 

[melimelissa]

smiles sweetly Méli
https://i.imgur.com/5svzmNw.png

 

[seekingAlpha]

Will you go to prom with me?

 

[AnnieLit]

Will you go to prom with me?

Why not? To supervise a prom

 

[Trubbycat]

God, you're bossy.

 

[Missk_2022]

I dont have time to talk right now...call later

 

[IrisAlthea]

God, you're bossy.

Well, if said admiringly and a bit meta, like a performance review…
I mean, what could go wrong?

 

[traill]

Don't be such a pushover

 

[melimelissa]

Is that really all
that you have for me, daddy?
I'll just make it last...

Méli

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

“If you’re about to give me some big lecture or whatever, is it OK if I play Wordle?”

 

[Missk_2022]

Singing happy birthday to the beat of a spanking

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Inappropriate laughter often brings proportionate results

 

[Btq97]

I just fucked your dad

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Quote Bill Cosby’s old stand up. "What was that? A piece of paper?"

 

[melimelissa]

You might be right, but will it grow bigger?

 

[melimelissa]

You don’t even know me, or what I am capable of, boy

 

[UsuallyPresent]

You don’t even know me, or what I am capable of, boy

ESPECIALLY poor when said to a Domme

 

[melimelissa]

ESPECIALLY poor when said to a Domme

lady boy?

 

[drobert44]

lady boy?

Meli; that won't work so well with a domme.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Meli; that won't work so well with a domme.

While there are certainly trans Dominants, I'd have thought that would have been a disrespectful form of address from a sub. Being cis myself, I may be mistaken - but that'd have been my ass-ump-shun.