Things that have put a smile on your face today

[Svenskaflicka]

Seriously, the guy crawled through a wire coat hanger! He had some trouble since he's pierced his nipple... and when he finally stepped out of the hanger, he was encouraged by his earlier success that he offered an encore - with a WOODEN coat hanger!

 

[Liar]

Seriously, the guy crawled through a wire coat hanger! He had some trouble since he's pierced his nipple... and when he finally stepped out of the hanger, he was encouraged by his earlier success that he offered an encore - with a WOODEN coat hanger!

Jeez... Not a very beefy guy, was he?

 

[Guest]

i
think
i
may
have

fixed the problem with my puter.. i believe its time for a special happy dance..

 

[lucky-E-leven]

i
think
i
may
have

fixed the problem with my puter.. i believe its time for a special happy dance..

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~lucky

 

[matriarch]

Getting a very unexpected mention in the poetry thread.

Wow!!

*Big Headed Brit Bag*.......(I said 'headed', and was not aiming for alliteration, so let's not play games with my new sig, OK ?

Mat

 

[Guest]

Getting a very unexpected mention in the poetry thread.

Wow!!

*Big Headed Brit Bag*.......(I said 'headed', and was not aiming for alliteration, so let's not play games with my new sig, OK ?

Mat

And a very well deserved mention it was, too. I've just read the poem: beautiful.

Lou

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Which Poetry Thread? Toss up a link when you do that, will ya? Please?

~lucky

 

[matriarch]

And a very well deserved mention it was, too. I've just read the poem: beautiful.

Lou

http://www.addis-welt.de/smilie/smilie/liebe/239.gif

Thank you.

 

[matriarch]

Which Poetry Thread? Toss up a link when you do that, will ya? Please?

~lucky

Ooops, I assumed you all knew all this stuff. I didn't know there was a poetry thread.

https://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?threadid=254157&pagenumber=2

Its right at the end, today's post.

Mat

'Big Headed Brit Bag'

 

[matriarch]

i
think
i
may
have

fixed the problem with my puter.. i believe its time for a special happy dance..

Way to go Vella, I wouldn't have a clue where to start.

Impressed I am.

Mat

 

[Honey123]

A very lovely feedback....thanks Mat!!!

Go vella...get your groove on!!!

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Ooops, I assumed you all knew all this stuff. I didn't know there was a poetry thread.

https://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?threadid=254157&pagenumber=2

Its right at the end, today's post.

Mat

'Big Headed Brit Bag'

Well, you all could go to the thread, but I'll save you the trouble and send you straight to Mat's new poem...Awakening

Nice work, baby cakes! I'm gonna be a brat and say, Nanna-Nanna-Boo-Boo because I've had the pleasure of hearing you read it. Most wonderful, indeed. You should look into submitting with audio, hon. I love the poem as a stand alone but hearing you read the words just makes it an altogether different experience.



~lucky

 

[matriarch]

Well, you all could go to the thread, but I'll save you the trouble and send you straight to Mat's new poem...Awakening

Nice work, baby cakes! I'm gonna be a brat and say, Nanna-Nanna-Boo-Boo because I've had the pleasure of hearing you read it. Most wonderful, indeed. You should look into submitting with audio, hon. I love the poem as a stand alone but hearing you read the words just makes it an altogether different experience.



~lucky

What are you trying to do woman?? Make me burn up with embarrassment???

Read it, indeed. I think not.

Going for a fag and tea. Need to cool down.

Mat

 

[lucky-E-leven]

What are you trying to do woman?? Make me burn up with embarrassment???

Read it, indeed. I think not.

Going for a fag and tea. Need to cool down.

Mat

Not trying to embarrass, but apparently my complimenting skills aren't quite as honed as they should be.

Enjoy the tea and give that fag a little extra lip...hell, throw in some tongue. I hear fags like that.

~lucky

 

[EmeraldKitten]

Not trying to embarrass, but apparently my complimenting skills aren't quite as honed as they should be.

Enjoy the tea and give that fag a little extra lip...hell, throw in some tongue. I hear fags like that.

~lucky

LOL. Lucky, your complimenting skills are fine.
Mat just likes to cause trouble, don't ya?

I'm going to agree with Lucky on this one. You oughta submit audio.
Hmmm... what can I do to convince you of that?

~K

 

[matriarch]

LOL. Lucky, your complimenting skills are fine.
Mat just likes to cause trouble, don't ya?

I'm going to agree with Lucky on this one. You oughta submit audio.
Hmmm... what can I do to convince you of that?

~K

Why am I getting the feeling this is, 'gang up on Mat, day?' (not that a little group ganging wouldn't be ......extremely pleasant in other circumstances)....I think I need back up.

Perdy???? Can you hear me? The young'uns are bullying me!!
Time for some support over here.

Mat

 

[Guest]

I'm here, Mat., take my arm (or whatever). P.

 

[matriarch]

I'm here, Mat., take my arm (or whatever). P.

I definitely like the sound of 'or whatever'.
(To be discussed later, when the young'uns are in bed and out of earshot.)



Mat

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Jeez... Not a very beefy guy, was he?

Some things were bigger than others.

 

[matriarch]

blatant and outrageous personal plug....

If its possible to smile at 4.30 in the morning, I am.
Actually more like a stunned shock.
I got yet another mention in the poetry thread.

Does that make me a celebrity??

http://www.literotica.com/stories/showstory.php?id=153429

(I'm not clever like Lucky, can't be bothered to put the title in the link - its called 'Constant Companions')

Night all, crawling back to my bed before it cools down too much.

Mat *yawning*....can someone find an emoticon for a yawn?

 

[Belegon]

smiles

My son, meeting Jay Payton of the SD Padres this morning and launching into 90 seconds of six year old stream of conciousness excited blather in the way only a six year old can

Jay just smiled, signed the ball my son presented and made my son feel like they were best friends...

Nice to see some athletes still get it! Thanks to the Padres following up with a win this afternoon my son still hasn't touched the ground. Matter of fact, I'll bet he is floating six inches off of the sheets right now, snoring away...

 

[matriarch]

Re: smiles

My son, meeting Jay Payton of the SD Padres this morning and launching into 90 seconds of six year old stream of conciousness excited blather in the way only a six year old can

Jay just smiled, signed the ball my son presented and made my son feel like they were best friends...

Nice to see some athletes still get it! Thanks to the Padres following up with a win this afternoon my son still hasn't touched the ground. Matter of fact, I'll bet he is floating six inches off of the sheets right now, snoring away...

That is so cute, B, lovely image.
And believe me, they still act like that at 20, 24, 28.....at least mine both do.

Mat

 

[Liar]

Re: blatant and outrageous personal plug....

If its possible to smile at 4.30 in the morning, I am.
Actually more like a stunned shock.
I got yet another mention in the poetry thread.

Does that make me a celebrity??

http://www.literotica.com/stories/showstory.php?id=153429

Keep writing and submitting poems like that, and it won't be the last.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

My kitty... no matter how old she gets, she's still a kitten! Today, she's spend most of the day sleeping in the sofa about 1 meter away from me, switching sleeping positions, looking adorably cute in all of them; then she's been sitting next to me on my desk, playing with a rubber band. And finally, she's been chasing a moth in the window, with a helping - lifting - hand from mummy. My little hunter..!

I've got a baby daughter with four legs and a tail - and the softest fur there is!

 

[cloudy]

The air conditioner guy is here!!!!