Things that make you go :rolleyes:

[Guest]

 

[lovingdreamer]

people who tell you the same thing over and over again. I heard them the first time!

 

[Eilan]

Some stupid bitch just parked on the road in front of our house and went over to the golf course. It's a narrow road and she's partially blocked it.

I'm sure the country club membership has its privileges, but I don't think on-road parking is one of them.

 

[silverwhisper]

or indeed, the privilege of having one's car towed, i imagine? :>

ed

 

[Eilan]

or indeed, the privilege of having one's car towed, i imagine? :>

ed

It's one of those times when I think that if I had a crappy old car, I'd just drive by and scrape the side of her car.

It's amazing what some of those people do. My neighbor usually ends up calling and complaining every month or so because the golfers will drive their carts onto his lawn to retrieve errant golf balls. And a guy pissed on a pine tree right in front of my house.

 

[silverwhisper]

OK, wow...talk about a lack of class.

ed

 

[midwestyankee]

Have to replace a drive belt on our washing machine. You think that these things would be made well enough to last more than 22 years.

 

[midwestyankee]

A 139-word post from a self-described college student that contained 22 spelling and capitalization errors. I started to gag when counting the grammatical errors so I could not finish that count.

 

[Eilan]

A 139-word post from a self-described college student that contained 22 spelling and capitalization errors. I started to gag when counting the grammatical errors so I could not finish that count.

Psst--it's "collage."

 

[midwestyankee]

Psst--it's "collage."

Yeah, I couldn't quite put the whole picture together there. Maybe I need to go relax on a beech for awhile.

 

[Eilan]

Yeah, I couldn't quite put the whole picture together there. Maybe I need to go relax on a beech for awhile.

That wood be relaxing.

 

[Guest]

 

[bobsgirl]

I fell asleep with the TV on last night. I woke around 4 and was going to turn it off, but the infomercial that was on was just too bizarre. It was for a product that claimed to clean out your digestive tract so you could produce bowel movements that were "longer and with more girth".

 

[Eilan]

I fell asleep with the TV on last night. I woke around 4 and was going to turn it off, but the infomercial that was on was just too bizarre. It was for a product that claimed to clean out your digestive tract so you could produce bowel movements that were "longer and with more girth".

Someone who's aspiring to post pics on Rate My Poo might appreciate that infomercial.

Click at your own risk!

 

[Guest]

 

[EJFan]

I fell asleep with the TV on last night. I woke around 4 and was going to turn it off, but the infomercial that was on was just too bizarre. It was for a product that claimed to clean out your digestive tract so you could produce bowel movements that were "longer and with more girth".

well for god's sake woman, tell us more!

 

[EJFan]

wanna dress up your apartment for a big anniversary bash? pile it full of dictionaries.

 

[Guest]

 

[Quoll]

I fell asleep with the TV on last night. I woke around 4 and was going to turn it off, but the infomercial that was on was just too bizarre. It was for a product that claimed to clean out your digestive tract so you could produce bowel movements that were "longer and with more girth".

Oh great, just what we need, another size subject.

Q:My girlfriend says I have the smallest poo she has ever seen, what do you think?

 

[Guest]

 

[bobsgirl]

I've learned my lesson. I'm not looking. Yet.

You can take it, trust me.

 

[Mary Hall]

I rolled my eyes and wanted to lift a finger or two at the two ladies who decided the middle of the cereal aisle was the perfect spot for social hour. And of course, their carts blocked both sides of the aisle. And of course, I got the dirty look when I asked to get through.

That annoys the holy shit out of me, and it`s ALWAYS goddamn old people.

 

[Guest]

 

[LadyJeanne]

Oh great, just what we need, another size subject.

Q:My girlfriend says I have the smallest poo she has ever seen, what do you think?

I've seen smaller.


The flasher spotted a woman walking down the street. When she got close, he jumped out in front of her and opened his raincoat.

Flasher: What do you think?

Woman looks at him closely and replies: I've seen bigger.

 

[Quoll]

I've seen smaller.


The flasher spotted a woman walking down the street. When she got close, he jumped out in front of her and opened his raincoat.

Flasher: What do you think?

Woman looks at him closely and replies: I've seen bigger.

Three old ladies were sitting on a park bench when an old perv came up and flashed them, the first old lady had a stroke, then the second one had a stroke, the third tried but her arthritis was playing up.