Things that make you go :rolleyes:

quoll said:
Three old ladies were sitting on a park bench when an old perv came up and flashed them, the first old lady had a stroke, then the second one had a stroke, the third tried but her arthritis was playing up.


:rolleyes:

D'oh!!!
 
Just got back from the gym. Definitely a lot of :rolleyes: worthy stuff going on there.

--Guys, when it's obvious that the only exercises you do are biceps curls and bench presses, you have to expect that people are going to point and laugh at your birdy legs. The squat rack is your friend!

--It's really not that much effort to take the plates off the barbells when you're finished with them. Really, it's not.

--Ladies, when you come to the gym dressed to kill and in full makeup, it's obvious you're more serious about being seen than you are about working out.

--I may be female, but that doesn't mean that you need to show lil ol' me how to use the equipment or do the exercises. I know as much as you do about weightlifting, and I'm willing to bet that I know more about proper form.

That's about it for now, I think. :)
 
Eilan said:
--I may be female, but that doesn't mean that you need to show lil ol' me how to use the equipment or do the exercises. I know as much as you do about weightlifting, and I'm willing to bet that I know more about proper form.

That's about it for now, I think. :)
yes. we know you're quite adept at using the equipment, eilan. :p
 
Scalywag said:
At least I don't have a 'package' that looks like a flag pole receptacle bracket
LOL!

hey... m's girl is waiting for a package... wonder if it's mine?
 
thank god the role of musician as activist is alive and well with the new generation. kevin federline has launched a campaign to save the penny. finally, we have some celebrity putting muscle behind this worth while cause. :rolleyes:
 
OMG this is totally classic! I hope she sees this. I can't wait to see what she says.

EJFan said:
LOL!

hey... m's girl is waiting for a package... wonder if it's mine?
 
the locals are setting off fireworks... i hope one of 'em blows off their hands. damned rednecks.
 
Mary Hall said:
Nobody would give a flying fuck if Federline hadn`t married Britney.

I still don't give a fuck, flying or otherwise
 
Browsing through Match.com men in my area for the hell of it. No I'm not a member and no I will not change that status. I'm just bored right now.

This one doofus says "I like to beg for forgiveness instead of asking permission."

What the hell does that mean? I can't read the rest of his profile, so I don't know if he goes on to explain that blurb, but :rolleyes:
 
Speed limits in construction zones. Why post them if you aren't going to enforce them? :rolleyes:
 
bobsgirl said:
Speed limits in construction zones. Why post them if you aren't going to enforce them? :rolleyes:

I couldn't agree more. So many clowns driving like maniacs, do they not realize what damage they could do if they hit a worker?

I know fines are astronomical in construction zones and it's for a good reason.
 
Co-workers that call me on the weekend for irrelevant information ~ not needed until a regular work day...it could wait, but noooooo...let's bug ***** on the weekend. :rolleyes:

Sometime, I will learn NOT to answer the damn phone!
 
Last night, my husband and my son spent 3 hours trying to install a new piece of computer hardware. Did they accomplish the task? No. Did they read the instructions? Of course not. :rolleyes:
 
bobsgirl said:
Last night, my husband and my son spent 3 hours trying to install a new piece of computer hardware. Did they accomplish the task? No. Did they read the instructions? Of course not. :rolleyes:


LOL

They are all the same ;) :p (sorry guys)
 
M's girl said:
LOL

They are all the same ;) :p (sorry guys)

In the process, they messed up the DSL connection. And I couldn't get online, which means I couldn't hang around here. I was not a happy camper.
 
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