Things that shouldn't be heard...

[EbersMoll]

The sound of George Michael singing in the next cubicle.


TTSBH at the end of a night's drinking.

OMG - the toilet waste has been leaking into the ice cube maker!!!

TTSBH at a Wedding

 

[alisonwunderlnd]

OMG - the toilet waste has been leaking into the ice cube maker!!!

TTSBH at a Wedding

omg,,,,he's marrying HER??????



TTSBH on the bus

 

[AimingToPlease]

omg,,,,he's marrying HER??????

TTSBH on the bus

If you go below 50 it will blow up.

TTSBH at the office.

 

[EbersMoll]

If you go below 50 it will blow up.

TTSBH at the office.

The boss wants to speak with you about your internet use...

TTSBH at an orgy

 

[Azuldrgon]

TTSBH at an orgy

So how long has it been since that girl burned you?

TTSBH at a Sunday School class.

 

[alisonwunderlnd]

So how long has it been since that girl burned you?

TTSBH at a Sunday School class.

whose turn was it to bring the porn?



TTSBH on a first date

 

[Azuldrgon]

TTSBH on a first date

Michael, I'd said I'd be home at 10. I'm with a date, just do the dishes like I told you and....yes I'll wear your favorite nightie for you...

TTSBH right before you say I do.

 

[alisonwunderlnd]

Michael, I'd said I'd be home at 10. I'm with a date, just do the dishes like I told you and....yes I'll wear your favorite nightie for you...

TTSBH right before you say I do.

do you take this man to be your...wait....i mean woman
wait
uuuhm
where were we again?


TTSBH when waiting for your food to be served

 

[Azuldrgon]

TTSBH when waiting for your food to be served

So how big were the rats that this place had?

TTSBH at your mother in law's house.

 

[alisonwunderlnd]

So how big were the rats that this place had?

TTSBH at your mother in law's house.

anything
she is a practice in tragedy and fear




TTSBH at your bank

 

[Azuldrgon]

TTSBH at your bank

We'll use the azul...dragon account to pay for the hookers this weekend. We'll tell him it was a bank glitch. HAAAHAAHAAHAAAHAA

Uh Um.

TTSBH at the girl's locker room at the gym.

 

[alisonwunderlnd]

We'll use the azul...dragon account to pay for the hookers this weekend. We'll tell him it was a bank glitch. HAAAHAAHAAHAAAHAA

Uh Um.

TTSBH at the girl's locker room at the gym.

omg
its spreading,,,,,,


TTSBH in the boys locker room

 

[Azuldrgon]

TTSBH in the boys locker room

Dragon's girls giving blowjobs in the shower....don't tell Dragon....


TTSBH in the sauna at the gym.

 

[alisonwunderlnd]

Dragon's girls giving blowjobs in the shower....don't tell Dragon....


TTSBH in the sauna at the gym.

just what IS that smell??????


TTSBH when trying to flirt with someone

 

[Azuldrgon]

TTSBH when trying to flirt with someone

Wifey comes up...."Another babysitter for our date tomorrow night?"


TTSBH while eavesdropping on your son/daughter's phone call.

 

[Azuldrgon]

TTSBH while eavesdropping on your son/daughter's phone call.

"I swear Janet.....I thought the condom was on. But I felt it shoot up all inside me and now I haven't bled yet. "

TTSBH while eavesdropping on your so's phone.

 

[Pirates_Wench]

"I swear Janet.....I thought the condom was on. But I felt it shoot up all inside me and now I haven't bled yet. "

TTSBH while eavesdropping on your so's phone.

"OK.....so if I pay you $1000, you will make him "disappear" and never be seen again."

TTSBH during a surgical procedure...

 

[canman79]

"OK.....so if I pay you $1000, you will make him "disappear" and never be seen again."

TTSBH during a surgical procedure...

OH SHIT


TTSBH at a factory

 

[LilyPru]

OH SHIT


TTSBH at a factory

"Well, kids' hands are smaller... they can get inside the machine more easily."

TTSBH at the post office.

 

[Azuldrgon]

TTSBH at the post office.

I told you not to read the porno's in the bathroom. Now we'll have to pay for it.

TTSBH at your kid's school.

 

[alisonwunderlnd]

I told you not to read the porno's in the bathroom. Now we'll have to pay for it.

TTSBH at your kid's school.

and the mad man was last seen entering the playground


whilst on hold with the doctors office.............

 

[papadoc19]

and the mad man was last seen entering the playground


whilst on hold with the doctors office.............

He does good work despite never having gone to medical school

While boarding a plane...

 

[Azuldrgon]

While boarding a plane...

From the pilot..."I only drank 12 shots....I'm fine."

When walking into your teenage daughter's school.

 

[mickyp123]

Dragon with a cough,......not good

 

[Azuldrgon]

Dragon with a cough,......not good

just stay away from anything flammable. lol


So what thing shouldn't be heard while at the doctor's office?