Things that shouldn't be heard...

[mickyp123]

just stay away from anything flammable. lol


So what thing shouldn't be heard while at the doctor's office?

voodoo chants

what shouldn't be heard at a hen party

 

[Azuldrgon]

what shouldn't be heard at a hen party

Mabel....I didn't know you're son was a male stripper....honest.


TTSBH at a guy's house during a football game.

 

[fathom7]

Mabel....I didn't know you're son was a male stripper....honest.


TTSBH at a guy's house during a football game.

Say -- what time does Oprah's Final Season come on -- I wanna switch over.

TTSBH during a Super Bowl Party.

 

[Azuldrgon]

Say -- what time does Oprah's Final Season come on -- I wanna switch over.

TTSBH during a Super Bowl Party.

Did you really bet that the other team would win and your wife is the prize?

TTSBH at the after party after the Super Bowl.

 

[fathom7]

Did you really bet that the other team would win and your wife is the prize?

TTSBH at the after party after the Super Bowl.

Sorry about the dog -- she just -- well -- I was drunk -- it was dark and --- you know.

TTSBH while grocery shopping with your SO.

 

[juicyfruits]

Sorry about the dog -- she just -- well -- I was drunk -- it was dark and --- you know.

TTSBH while grocery shopping with your SO.

have you got your cream, you know for your ....
TTSBH when your on the phone to the in laws

 

[fathom7]

have you got your cream, you know for your ....
TTSBH when your on the phone to the in laws

Any sort of moan caused by a sexual activity. Especially when the SO is with the in-laws for a visit.

TTSBH when coming home early to surprise the SO.

 

[juicyfruits]

Any sort of moan caused by a sexual activity. Especially when the SO is with the in-laws for a visit.

TTSBH when coming home early to surprise the SO.

sexual noices come from there the pc is and you in the throws of an orgasm


TTSBH by your boss

 

[fathom7]

sexual noices come from there the pc is and you in the throws of an orgasm


TTSBH by your boss

"I'll be just a minute -- just finishing up my latest Lit story.

TTSBH by your secret lover.

 

[juicyfruits]

"I'll be just a minute -- just finishing up my latest Lit story.

TTSBH by your secret lover.

phone buzzes - oh ill answer that later its from a "friend"


TTSBH in the ER department

 

[fathom7]

phone buzzes - oh ill answer that later its from a "friend"


TTSBH in the ER department

Oops.


TTSBH during surgery.

 

[juicyfruits]

Oops.


TTSBH during surgery.

lift her gown quickly i want to wank of over her tits


TTSBH by a vicar when he calls to your home

 

[MrEd63]

lift her gown quickly i want to wank of over her tits


TTSBH by a vicar when he calls to your home

Have you hidden the chickens and virgins ?


TTSBH in the STD clinic ?

 

[Thom_the_gleeman]

Gotta catch 'em all!

TTSBH when one is buying condoms

 

[fathom7]

Gotta catch 'em all!

TTSBH when one is buying condoms

You just need the one right?

TTSBH when the doctor looks at your chart.

 

[Thom_the_gleeman]

You just need the one right?

TTSBH when the doctor looks at your chart.

Ehrm... You might wanna confided writing a will...

TTSBH when picking up a girl...

 

[Marguerite01]

Ehrm... You might wanna confided writing a will...

TTSBH when picking up a girl...

"I'll go for the one with the spots if you'll take the one with the fat bum"

TTSBH when staying with family...

 

[Azuldrgon]

TTSBH when staying with family...

From father-"think his wife would take it up the ass this time?"

TTSBH in a crowded elevator.

 

[Thom_the_gleeman]

"I'll go for the one with the spots if you'll take the one with the fat bum"

TTSBH when staying with family...

Grandma, why are you and grandpa fighting in bed again?

TTSBH during confession

 

[Marguerite01]

From father-"think his wife would take it up the ass this time?"

TTSBH in a crowded elevator.

"Mommy farted!"

Grandma, why are you and grandpa fighting in bed again?

TTSBH during confession

"Father, you know that serial killer in the papers...."

TTSBH at a posh restaurant

 

[Thom_the_gleeman]

"Mommy farted!"


"Father, you know that serial killer in the papers...."

TTSBH at a posh restaurant

Garçon, should my shrimp be wrigling likethat?

TTSBH. ain the ladies room

 

[Marguerite01]

Garçon, should my shrimp be wrigling likethat?

TTSBH. ain the ladies room

Giggling, moaning and slapping noises from a locked stall

TTSBH while on safari

 

[Thom_the_gleeman]

Giggling, moaning and slapping noises from a locked stall

TTSBH while on safari

Say, is that a penguin driving of in our car?

TTSBH in seaworld

 

[Marguerite01]

Say, is that a penguin driving of in our car?

TTSBH in seaworld

"John dear, that shark's tummy seems to have grown very suddenly, and why is the water red?"
"Oh shit, where's John junior?"

TTSBH while filming porn

 

[fathom7]

"John dear, that shark's tummy seems to have grown very suddenly, and why is the water red?"
"Oh shit, where's John junior?"

TTSBH while filming porn

Let's see now -- where does this go?

TTSBH at the DMV.