Black_Dahlia
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Ray, we got ourselves a cutie... Fetch the anal lube...
When your parents catch you having sex on the sofa...
Ray, we got ourselves a cutie... Fetch the anal lube...
When your parents catch you having sex on the sofa...
lovemonster
Living life to the full!
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Awww honey, go get the video camera, we need to record this for the grandchildren!
When asking the bank manager for a loan.
Black_Dahlia
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Of course, if you miss any payments, we get to keep your kids...
In a sperm bank...
lovemonster
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Black_Dahlia
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Yes, sir, I accept that lots of people pee in the pool, but not from the top of the diving board...
While burying a pet in the back garden...
TheSilverLining
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No sweetheart - to the LEFT of the rosebush! Wouldn't want to accidentally dig up grandma.....
On a first date....
Black_Dahlia
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Sorry I'm a little late, but my ex-girlfriend escaped from the basement again...
In a dentist's waiting room...
Jackotheshadows
Scream Cream
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Surgeon- Damnit, where did my contact lens go?
- In an OR.
- In an OR.
Black_Dahlia
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DaemonOfSin
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Hey you dropped your soap why don't you bend down and get it.
TTSBH from your child
TTSBH from your child
justaguymass
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Dad I was on your computer, and well, what exactly is Literotica?
TTSBH from your priest
Black_Dahlia
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When I said you may now kiss the bride, I didn't mean down there...
TTSBH from your Grandfather...
justaguymass
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DaemonOfSin
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Excuse me boss you know all those times we had sex together without a condom... well I just found out I have AIDS. Cheers!
TTSBH from your wife.
TTSBH from your wife.
justaguymass
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Honey, I think you gave me AIDS, is there something you wanna tell me?
TTSBH for your gynocologist
DaemonOfSin
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are you sure you were born female?
TTSBH from the hotdog vendor.
TTSBH from the hotdog vendor.
Black_Dahlia
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duppy_conqueror
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The other night when I was listening to you and your girlfriend....
TTSBH from your co-worker?
Black_Dahlia
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The old boss introduced Casual Fridays, but the new guy's introduced Casual Sex Friday...
TTSBH on a cruise ship...
CafeBleu
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So if all the men would throw their cabin keys into this big pot, then the ladies can start picking them out...
TTSBH in your parent's bedroom
Black_Dahlia
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I'm lubed up and readyto go, darling... You can bring the horse in now...
TTSBH from a sports commentator...
CafeBleu
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And that misplaced baton probably represents the most painful injury in the history of the 4x100m relay...
TTSBH from your kid sister
Black_Dahlia
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Sis, why are you wearing my school uniform? And what is Principle Edwards doing in your bedroom?
TTSBH at an army recruitment centre...
CafeBleu
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SIR, I'm joining this sergeant's army because I love being shouted at and seeing other men in uniforms, SIR!
TTSBH in a public lavatory.
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de-valmont
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The sound of George Michael singing in the next cubicle.
TTSBH at the end of a night's drinking.
