Yep I think we can get away with passing that off as mayo..........
Stood behind you at the cash machine
Yep I think we can get away with passing that off as mayo..........
Stood behind you at the cash machine
MollyDolly
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"Power, power... I can do anything I put my mind to... I can rob this bitch of her grocery money..." *deep breaths*
What you hope your child doesn't repeat to his/her teacher.
alisonwunderlnd
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sweetmelissa2001
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'oh your lucky you are scheduled to fly out this morning, you'll be joined on the flight by the bean eaters association. *gag*
The drink mixer at the bar.
Azuldrgon
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Hope you don't mind. We've replaced the cocunut milk with somethin else white and creamy. You'll love it.
TTSBH while waiting in line at the Department of Motor Vehicles.
sweetmelissa2001
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I can't believe they passed me on the test, the blow job i gave wasn't even that great.
your SO calling in from another room.
drew62
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Honey! You gotta see what's in the toilet!!
TTSBH from an someone else in your car when you've been pulled over by a police officer.
elizabeth22673
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Azuldrgon
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WHAT IS TTSBH?
Things that shouldn't be heard...
Hurry up and throw that weed out the window while he's distracted.
ttsbh when talking to your mother on the phone.
elizabeth22673
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(lol) thank you Azul. .. i feel silly!
"Your father just gave me the best fuck and now we are going to head over to the neighbors to snort a few lines"
TTSBH when your childhood friends stops by for an unannounced visit...
sweetmelissa2001
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TTSBH= Things That Shouldn't Be Heard (the title of the thread)
'Guys, remember that bag i put int he trunk? Yeah it didn't have mints in it.' (not that great i know)
TTSBH from your cook. (did we do this one?)
'Guys, remember that bag i put int he trunk? Yeah it didn't have mints in it.' (not that great i know)
TTSBH from your cook. (did we do this one?)
sweetmelissa2001
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oops sorry elizabeth, stepped all over you with that last one, my computers running slow.
elizabeth22673
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oops sorry elizabeth, stepped all over you with that last one, my computers running slow.
{{{sweetmelissa}}} no problem
Azuldrgon
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Wow, your wife's tits look bigger than when I fucked her.
TIGER dick is a very good delicacy.
what you don't want to hear from your daughter's room.
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de-valmont
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So you got their credit card, address, and you know their not home right, hey mate get these down fast...
While watching a military parade.
Azuldrgon
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your wife comparing notes with her friend.
Fucked that one, he's cute, fucked that one, that one stretched my ass out so much......
while listening to your daughter's conversation with her best friend.
MollyDolly
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"So after this last abortion, he said that he totally knows when to pull out and will cum in my ass instead... I know, he said that last time! Jerk!"
TTSBH when you take your dog to the vet.
Azuldrgon
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So we sell all the dog penises to the local butcher and he pays us so he gets some filler for the hot dogs.
when you go to see your boss at his house.
MollyDolly
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This is the head of the last man who didn't get his TPS reports in on time with the prerequisite cover sheet.
TTSBH at the grocery store checkout.
Azuldrgon
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God, I haven't seen you since that gangbang last week in the break room.(to your so.)
at the gas station.
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de-valmont
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(said with a leering grin by a beer-gutted attendant with personal hygeine problems)
So how exactly can I fill you up...
At the dentist
Azuldrgon
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*while you are down low as he checks your teeth*
You know your wife looks good when she's down that low.
while in the hospital waiting room.
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de-valmont
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You know since I screwed that chicken I've had this awful cough...
While waiting at an airline check in
MollyDolly
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Welcome to Vancouver International Airport, where we've recently reset all our Tasers to "stun..."
While speaking with the pharmacist about your new prescription...
