Oh it’s levelled. I even showed my coworker today how it slowly slides itself open. While typing this I’m reaching for it for the third time to close it.
GetThat both of my drawers at my work desk gently/slowly slide open all by themselves like ninjas multiple times a day! It’s been 3 years for me at this desk now and you would think that the office ghost(s) will leave me alone by now
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Why Scarlett Johansson won't return my calls.
You back-stabbing son of a motherless goat!
Yeah if I have time tomorrow I will study the contraption and what I can do to make it stop.Get
It’s horny for you, baby
Well, that is kinda keeping in the spirit of the thread, right?I don’t get this joke…also baby?
Clearly yours have not and the right attention paid to them.Well, that is kinda keeping in the spirit of the thread, right?
I'll never understand why men have nipples.
Yeah! I have nipples Greg can you milk me?
I refuse to walk around talking to my nipples! I'm already viewed as "crazy" enough..
If you say so. But a desk horny for me would be a first.Well, that is kinda keeping in the spirit of the thread, right?
I always thought that too
That’s pretty normal. Unless you’re in the habit of keeping a dream diary which is when you mentally keep account of and remember everything about your dreams. A friend was in the habit of doing that because her parents always asked her what she dreamt of as a kid (she was the first child) so she got in the habit of remembering it. Fun fact, if you remember your dreams you can have lucid dreams. She would come to work and tell us how she changed the colours of her cat, called herself on the phone in the dream and even flew once.
I've had a few lucid dreams before. My favorite was dreaming I was at work and realizing it was a dream...so I stripped naked in front of dozens of other employees and customers just to prove that it actually was a dream. No one batted an eye as I stood there. I was still pretty relieved when I woke up. I mean, what if I was wrong?
For your sake I hope it wasn’t realI've had a few lucid dreams before. My favorite was dreaming I was at work and realizing it was a dream...so I stripped naked in front of dozens of other employees and customers just to prove that it actually was a dream. No one batted an eye as I stood there. I was still pretty relieved when I woke up. I mean, what if I was wrong?
For the co-workers and customers sake you mean?For your sake I hope it wasn’t real
Or maybe they were all in it together just to mind fuck with you?For the co-workers and customers sake you mean?
That would be some serious Twilight Zone bullshit right there.Or maybe they were all in it together just to mind fuck with you?
That would be some serious Twilight Zone bullshit right there.
