Things You’ll Never Understand 🤷🏻‍♀️🤔

[Taegul]

For your sake I hope it wasn’t real

For the co-workers and customers sake you mean?

 

[AuntieDisco]

For the co-workers and customers sake you mean?

Or maybe they were all in it together just to mind fuck with you?

 

[Taegul]

Or maybe they were all in it together just to mind fuck with you?

That would be some serious Twilight Zone bullshit right there.

 

[AuntieDisco]

That would be some serious Twilight Zone bullshit right there.

 

[Azuldrgon]

I don't understand why people ghost so much.
It's like if you want to break off a relationship, just tell me.
I'm not the stalker type.

 

[Lady2020]

Men.

 

[Crhxwy24]

Double standards

 

[CarlyAnn]

I've had a few lucid dreams before. My favorite was dreaming I was at work and realizing it was a dream...so I stripped naked in front of dozens of other employees and customers just to prove that it actually was a dream. No one batted an eye as I stood there. I was still pretty relieved when I woke up. I mean, what if I was wrong?

I sometimes dream that I’m sleeping and then dream that I wake up. Then when I really do wake up, I’m exhausted because I actually wonder how much I slept. Woe is me!!!

 

[Superfungurl]

Quantum Superposition.

 

[barefootgirl69]

What is so attractive about that person? I don't see it at all - and I'm not talking about looks.

 

[Daisy_Love]

What is so attractive about that person? I don't see it at all - and I'm not talking about looks.

They’re breathing?
I hope you’re having a fab weekend, BFG

 

[Dubinsky]

The differences among all the jumps in figure skating.

 

[caitiff1969]

The loneliness of being retired military and missing your brothers and sisters in arms, and the routine of your military duties.

 

[Lily13]

People who do not follow through. Don’t say it, don’t comment on it, don’t do anything, if you’re just full of bullshit.

 

[Taegul]

People who do not follow through. Don’t say it, don’t comment on it, don’t do anything, if you’re just full of bullshit.

People who take me seriously when I say I'd walk across the entire country just to bring them flowers. I was just being cute! Do you have any idea how far of a walk that is?

 

[Lily13]

People who take me seriously when I say I'd walk across the entire country just to bring them flowers. I was just being cute! Do you have any idea how far of a walk that is?

People who say they’ll bring you flowers but instead jet off to some island

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Women who have been hurt by a man who take it out on me. I wasn't him lady. (Not referring to @Lily13 by the way. )

 

[caitiff1969]

People who say they’ll bring you flowers but instead jet off to some island

Just for you, Lily!

 

[caitiff1969]

People who beat each other down, be it emotionally, mentally, physically, or spiritually, instead of building each other up.

 

[CarlyAnn]

People who come into the ER with a small cut on their finger and demand to be ahead of the person who has an arrow sticking out of their head.

 

[Dubinsky]

People who actually make a special effort to watch things like All-Star games or the Pro Bowl.



Bring back real hockey, please...

 

[Dubinsky]

People who come into the ER with a small cut on their finger and demand to be ahead of the person who has an arrow sticking out of their head.

Triage: a French word meaning "me first."

 

[Taegul]

People who come into the ER with a small cut on their finger and demand to be ahead of the person who has an arrow sticking out of their head.

Alright, who else immediately had a mental picture of Steve Martin? Be honest!

 

[colorfulnayyy]

The male species…like you complain about your marriage but you’re still in it. At the end of the day you can make the decision to leave it.

 

[CarlyAnn]

Alright, who else immediately had a mental picture of Steve Martin? Be honest!

It was a Wild and Crazy night….