Things You’ll Never Understand 🤷🏻‍♀️🤔

[CarlyAnn]

Some of the merchandise (the none textiles) take more than a week to get in to sell around the stadium.

Okay….I thought it might be so one more member of Mahomes’ family could get in trouble.

 

[NeonSubtlety]

how do you lose your shit on fast food employees?

you done lost your scope, Karens and Kevins.

 

[Mature4P]

What the hell the bloke who dreamt up the scoring in Tennis was thinking about
Love
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It's a fuckin simple to me 1 point, then you get to 2 points, then 3 points, etc

 

[RachelPost]

How people don't get rid of crappy local politicians.

 

[Taegul]

What the hell the bloke who dreamt up the scoring in Tennis was thinking about
Love
15
30
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It's a fuckin simple to me 1 point, then you get to 2 points, then 3 points, etc

I think I read somewhere that it was deliberately confusing to keep poorer/less educated people from wanting to play with the elitist richer pricks or something like that...

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

People that aggressively misunderstand the problem.

 

[Mature4P]

I think I read somewhere that it was deliberately confusing to keep poorer/less educated people from wanting to play with the elitist richer pricks or something like that...

Probably...

 

[barefootgirl69]

IWNU why people call you and say, "I've been calling you all day!"

No, you haven't. My phone has been in my hand in a couple of waiting rooms today and this is your first call. Lying heifer.

 

[Deleted member 6666935]

When something turns up in my house and one of my kids say, “I’ve been looking all over for that!” The fuck you have! You’ve been watching tv, playing on your Switch, getting snacks, messing up your room, ignoring what I tell you… if you’ve been looking for it you would have said, “Hey, dad, have you seen my doofenshmirf? I’ve been looking everywhere for it and I can’t find it!”

What I can understand is why Red Foreman kept calling Eric a dumbasss, and why Hank Hill kept saying Bobby wasn’t right.

 

[Mav Unlimited]

When something turns up in my house and one of my kids say, “I’ve been looking all over for that!” The fuck you have! You’ve been watching tv, playing on your Switch, getting snacks, messing up your room, ignoring what I tell you… if you’ve been looking for it you would have said, “Hey, dad, have you seen my doofenshmirf? I’ve been looking everywhere for it and I can’t find it!”

What I can understand is why Red Foreman kept calling Eric a dumbasss, and why Hank Hill kept saying Bobby wasn’t right.

So much this!

 

[CarlyAnn]

What the hell the bloke who dreamt up the scoring in Tennis was thinking about
Love
15
30
40
It's a fuckin simple to me 1 point, then you get to 2 points, then 3 points, etc

And why do you only get 10 pts. for the third point when you get 15 for the first two points!!!

 

[Lily13]

Just for you, Lily!

Beautiful, thank you!

 

[CarlyAnn]

I’ll never understand what the guy who discovered milk was doing with that cow in the first place.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I’ll never understand what the guy who discovered milk was doing with that cow in the first place.

Hey… be thankful we are all drinking milk and not bull semen.

 

[Deleted member 6666935]

I will never understand… my kids or my wife, I think. My brain just doesn’t work like any of theirs. And I guess that’s on me.

 

[Newreality]

Why football is popular. A game so boring that Taylor Swift makes it more interesting.

 

[Lady2020]

Men.

 

[Pad_Foot]

Women

 

[RachelPost]

I will never understand why the U.S. didn't adopt the metric system. At least almost everyone can count to ten.

 

[Noor]

I will never understand why the U.S. didn't adopt the metric system. At least almost everyone can count to ten.

I’m not sure that’s actually true, 5 maybe though..

 

[Hipshot1554]

Oh it’s levelled. I even showed my coworker today how it slowly slides itself open. While typing this I’m reaching for it for the third time to close it.

Get yourself some "Monkey Magnets"

 

[Jeb56]

Why shopping carts never seem to get fixed.

 

[AuntieDisco]

Get yourself some "Monkey Magnets"

Oh We resolved this issue, now they don’t open

 

[Hipshot1554]

Oh We resolved this issue, now they don’t open

I should have read further. My bad.

 

[__Nathan1968]

I will never understand why the U.S. didn't adopt the metric system. At least almost everyone can count to ten.