Things you NEVER want to hear while having sex

[NekoParks]

"Sorry to rush, but once I'm sober I not gonna want to do this with you...."

 

[NekoParks]

"Wow... the last time I heard noises like that there were crosses, pea soup, and head-spinning involved...."

 

[Sistinas74]

def passion killer, hahaha~

Baby crying!

 

[NekoParks]

"Has your dad been working out? He's been looking pretty buff lately."

 

[MKvDeepSea]

Oh hell

God! The others were so much bigger.

 

[loquere]

"I am god"

 

[loquere]

"Are you feeling anything?"

 

[loquere]

"Ask may I fuck your ass please Bill O'rilley? I like to be called by my name."

 

[loquere]

I'm From Cleveland

 

[loquere]

I invested in Enron after the fact

 

[loquere]

I rather PC over Apple

 

[loquere]

"Huh your sister does look better."

 

[TxRad]

loquere

Not you again?

 

[Stella_Omega]

"Sorry to rush, but once I'm sober I not gonna want to do this with you...."

Best one yet!

 

[loquere]

allah hu akbar

 

[loquere]

'Uh oh, I think I just shat on you!'

 

[loquere]

'Uh oh, the condom's broken'

 

[loquere]

OMG, my parents are here!

 

[loquere]

'Oh fuck yes! I love you John!' (your name's not John)

 

[loquere]

John's your younger brothers name though

 

[loquere]

I want to have your babies!

 

[loquere]

Wow Baby...Your good enough ta do this for a Living

 

[loquere]

Did I tell you my aunt Martha Died in this bed

 

[loquere]

Now your not gonna Tell anyone are you

 

[loquere]

If you cum before I do I'll stab you in eye