things you shouldn't say

[respeito]

I don't believe MY kid did that

TYSS to your best friend about their SO

you don't see anything weird about the way he's eating that hot dog?

things you shouldn't say to a taxi cab driver

 

[VIPER2121]

I don't believe MY kid did that

TYSS to your best friend about their SO

I know she is hot, and a good lay... trust me.. WE ALL KNOW.. we had her first

do the idiot who keep for getting to add the 2nd part to these post

 

[VIPER2121]

you don't see anything weird about the way he's eating that hot dog?

things you shouldn't say to a taxi cab driver

I hate foreingers

TYSS to the TSA

 

[StilettosNSpurs]

I hate foreingers

TYSS to the TSA

I do have a permit to carry this weapon

TYSS to the underpaid overworked waitress

 

[VIPER2121]

I do have a permit to carry this weapon

TYSS to the underpaid overworked waitress

No babe you dont have to tip 15% they get paid by the hour too

Stressed out seasonal xmas employee

 

[respeito]

No babe you dont have to tip 15% they get paid by the hour too

Stressed out seasonal xmas employee

word around the mall is that you're a ho ho ho....

things you shouldn't say to a bouncer

 

[VIPER2121]

word around the mall is that you're a ho ho ho....

things you shouldn't say to a bouncer

I see they replace big with Fat

grrr at myself

 

[StilettosNSpurs]

word around the mall is that you're a ho ho ho....

things you shouldn't say to a bouncer

I'll give you a bj if you let me in

TYSS to that sexy girl you want to take home

 

[VIPER2121]

I'll give you a bj if you let me in

TYSS to that sexy girl you want to take home

Are those real cus I cant tell yet.

your Wifes OBGYN

 

[Englandboy2]

Are those real cus I cant tell yet.

your Wifes OBGYN

Hey, you've seen my wife's pussy - least you could do is show me your wife's in return...

TYSS at a pet funeral..

 

[Chaingun]

Hey, you've seen my wife's pussy - least you could do is show me your wife's in return...

TYSS at a pet funeral..

I told you if that fucking dog bit me again I was going to poison it.

TYSS to a woman when you're about to touch her boobs for the first time.

 

[SouthernGaGal]

I told you if that fucking dog bit me again I was going to poison it.

TYSS to a woman when you're about to touch her boobs for the first time.

Aww, they are tiny. Ever thought of getting implants?

TYSS to a bank teller.

 

[respeito]

Aww, they are tiny. Ever thought of getting implants?

TYSS to a bank teller.

so who's a girl gotta blow around here to get access to the safe?

things you shouldn't say to a professional football player

 

[EbersMoll]

so who's a girl gotta blow around here to get access to the safe?

things you shouldn't say to a professional football player

How do you get your helmet so shiny?

TYSS to a hotel receptionist?

 

[VIPER2121]

How do you get your helmet so shiny?

TYSS to a hotel receptionist?

The bellboy said you gave the the best head in town.

Tyss to your Father in Law

 

[EbersMoll]

The bellboy said you gave the the best head in town.

Tyss to your Father in Law

I hope your daughter's as good in bed as her mum is!

TYSS to your Mother in Law?

 

[VIPER2121]

I hope your daughter's as good in bed as her mum is!

TYSS to your Mother in Law?

I hope when she gets older she doesn't get fat like you are

TYSS to your bank teller

 

[EbersMoll]

I hope when she gets older she doesn't get fat like you are

TYSS to your bank teller

No, I'm not pleased to see you this really is a gun in my pocket, now put the money in the bag please!

TYSS to your child's teacher?

 

[Sensualdreamer]

No, I'm not pleased to see you this really is a gun in my pocket, now put the money in the bag please!

TYSS to your child's teacher?

You know for a moment you reminded me of that teacher Mary Kay Latourno...you've never had sex w/ one of your students, have you?

TYSS to a Judge

 

[EbersMoll]

You know for a moment you reminded me of that teacher Mary Kay Latourno...you've never had sex w/ one of your students, have you?

TYSS to a Judge

Please let me call you Judy!

TYSS to a customs officer?

 

[Sensualdreamer]

Please let me call you Judy!

TYSS to a customs officer?

Can you hurry up? I've got a drug dealer I'm meeting and you're going to make me late

TYSS to a flight attendant

 

[EbersMoll]

Can you hurry up? I've got a drug dealer I'm meeting and you're going to make me late

TYSS to a flight attendant

You know I really don't believe that you bimbos actually do spit in the food before serving.

TYSS to cab driver?

 

[Sensualdreamer]

You know I really don't believe that you bimbos actually do spit in the food before serving.

TYSS to cab driver?

My grandma drives better than you

TYSS to a Priest

 

[EbersMoll]

My grandma drives better than you

TYSS to a Priest

How's the wife?

TYSS to a politician?

 

[mickyp123]

How's the wife?

TYSS to a politician?

Show me your expenses reciepts .

Tyss to a woman with PMT