things you shouldn't say
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Kuvi_Wildwolf
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Kuvi_Wildwolf
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Give me A's or I'm telling your wife about your affair with the Spanish teacher.
TYSS to an EMT
Gyps33boi
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85Ironman
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You should REALLY check me for a priapism...
TYSS to a traffic cop
"Here, hold my drink"
TYSS to the plumber.
Kat73
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goodgurlgetsbad
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I feel sick ~ I need a nurse
TYSS to a NURSE while staring at her tits at the same time
TYSS to a NURSE while staring at her tits at the same time
Kat73
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I feel sick ~ I need a nurse
TYSS to a NURSE while staring at her tits at the same time
When's lunch?
TYSS to your waitress.
85Ironman
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I feel sick ~ I need a nurse
TYSS to a NURSE while staring at her tits at the same time
"...and I think I also am now just starting to experience priapism."
TYSS to a taxicab driver.
Kuvi_Wildwolf
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I feel sick ~ I need a nurse
TYSS to a NURSE while staring at her tits at the same time
I think I pulled a muscle in my groin can you check it?
TYSS to a friend when they find out their SO was cheating.
Blondpeachga
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I feel sick ~ I need a nurse
TYSS to a NURSE while staring at her tits at the same time
Are those real?
TYSS to your cleaning lady.
Blondpeachga
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yogiforlife
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Whats the weather like up your own ass?
TYSS at a wedding, when the preacher asks, If anyone sees any reason why these two people should not be wed, speak now.....
Midnight_Man
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that dress doesn't make your ass look all that big!
Kuvi_Wildwolf
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I had sex with the groom in the closet about 30 minutes before the wedding started.
TYSS to your SO's mom...
85Ironman
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Kuvi_Wildwolf
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I think my SO creamed all over their chair, there's a bit extra in the tip for you to clean it up.
TYSS to someone in the elevator.
85Ironman
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Kuvi_Wildwolf
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Nice, my new strapon has arrived, can I give it a test run on you?
TYSS to the carpenter remodeling your kitchen.
85Ironman
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Kuvi_Wildwolf
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To your SO really loud. I'm going to fuck you senseless when we get home.
TYSS to an umpire/referee.
Do you have cum in your eyes? You really blew that one!
TYSS to your prison cell mate.
