85Ironman
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things you shouldn't say
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Kuvi_Wildwolf
His Baby Doll
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Needfull Thing
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*waving a sandwich in the air over your head* Hey biiiig boooyy come and get your luunch!
TYSS to the IRS?
Kuvi_Wildwolf
His Baby Doll
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85Ironman
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Kuvi_Wildwolf
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All the running in the world won't help you if you don't stop eating 10 twinkies a day!
TYSS to your SO during sex.
85Ironman
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"Hang on - I gotta check that text..."
TYSS when you're in line to use the bathroom.
Kuvi_Wildwolf
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I hope this line hurries up, between that enema and the stool softener I think my ass is going to explode.
TYSS while in a police station.
DayMaker
Undefined, but content.
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duppy_conqueror
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Hey Bartender! Can I get a beer?
As simple as it sounds, if you're calling for my attention (when Im really busy) because you can't wait the extra 10 seconds for me to come over to you... You're only hurting yourself. Im not buying you that next drink. Patience is a virtue.
TYSS to a person walking on you masturbating?
lovemonster
Living life to the full!
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You better put these protective goggles on, it could get dangerous in a minute.
TYSS to your bank manager.
Midnight_Man
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lovemonster
Living life to the full!
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DaemonOfSin
Fade to Black
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Can you check under the hood? And by under the hood I don't mean the car....
TYSS to your ex...
TYSS to your ex...
Midnight_Man
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DaemonOfSin
Fade to Black
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Can we fuck in the church and beg for forgiveness later?
TYSS to your brother...
TYSS to your brother...
Black_Dahlia
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Man, your mother's got a cute ass. I wouldn't mind me a piece of that.
TYSS to your dentist...
Midnight_Man
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Black_Dahlia
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My usual gynaecologist doesn't make me get down on my hands and knees like this...
TYSS to the Queen.
CafeBleu
Missing Giverny
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You were a bit of a looker in your younger day - Ma'am
TYSS to your significant other
Black_Dahlia
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But, honey, I thought it was every guy's fantasy to see his girlfriend being gang-banged by all his mates...
TYSS to an airline pilot...
CafeBleu
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Black_Dahlia
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When you said "open wide" I assumed you meant my mouth, not my legs.
TYSS to the pizza delivery guy/girl.
CafeBleu
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Black_Dahlia
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I guess you're wondering how I ended up naked and hand-cuffed to a lamp-post, huh?
TYSS when receiving an Oscar.
