Time for the Lit religion.

[lil_elvis]

I know you are but I'm feeling generous.

Now I'm all excited.

I shall fetch the ark and retrieve the strap on, High Priestess

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I shall fetch the ark and retrieve the strap on, High Priestess

You shall be rewarded in my Heaven.....it has an all you can eat buffet.

 

[McKenna]

I shall fetch the ark and retrieve the strap on, High Priestess

See! He is too Designated Pickle!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

See! He is too Designated Pickle!

Shhhh. He'll get a swelled head.

 

[lil_elvis]

Shhhh. He'll get a swelled head.

too late.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

too late.

I should have known better.

 

[lil_elvis]

I should have known better.

Now I'm just thinking of Warren Zevon "Excitable boy they all said"

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Now I'm just thinking of Warren Zevon "Excitable boy they all said"

I think you scared off McKenna.

 

[McKenna]

I think you scared off McKenna.

Never. I was hiding out in the shadows hoping to steal a peek of the Pickle.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Never. I was hiding out in the shadows hoping to steal a peek of the Pickle.

Wuss. Just ask.

 

[McKenna]

SHOW ME THE FUCKING PICKLE!!!



There. How was that?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

SHOW ME THE FUCKING PICKLE!!!



There. How was that?

Much better. I'm almost proud.

 

[lil_elvis]

Never. I was hiding out in the shadows hoping to steal a peek of the Pickle.

The induction classes are held Wednesday nights in the basement, you're welcome to attend.

 

[McKenna]

The induction classes are held Wednesday nights in the basement, you're welcome to attend.

Always two days late and a dollar short.... *grumble*

 

[lil_elvis]

Always two days late and a dollar short.... *grumble*

Private tutoring is also available for those with special needs. Come to the rectory...around midnight.

 

[McKenna]

Private tutoring is also available for those with special needs. Come to the rectory...around midnight.

*perk*

 

[bluerains]

saw this thread..um

thought it interesting..

Quietpoet...as myself would luv to see The CAW...from robert heinlein... stranger in a strange land...we love the circles and levels that all souls wish to play..I think they tried to start a CAW...but,, don't see it taking off much as of yet...but,,in a perfect ..well not so perfect world....ioho...blue

 

[Halo_n_horns]

Mine is a religion of one; just me. I believe what I believe. I disbelieve all else unless proven otherwise. Joining any other religion, even as tempting as a Literotica religion, would be against my beliefs. Sorry.

 

[oggbashan]

Now look what you've done.

Just because I read this thread, I had myself (my real self not my oggbashan alias) ordained as a Minister of the Universal Life Church of Modesto, California. (Nothing like a good ole California religion).

Universal Life Church

Jeanne_d_artois already was a Minister of that Church so now I'm doubly ordained if not as og.

The worrying part is that I have agreed 'to do the right thing' in all circumstances. I think that is a harder commitment than the 10 commandments.

Og DD;DD