Transformers 4

[bg23]

I did not hate it.

And it was nice seeing more than 1 female character with an actual not insubstantial role. And the absence of Shia LaDouche was very welcome.

Really, who doesn't want to see Optimus Prime riding a giant metal dinosaur?

 

[IrezumiKiss]

It seems as if people are split on really really loving it or really really hating it.

I know exactly what I'm in for when I go see it, so I'm going to have fun no matter what. But I refuse to see this in anything less than IMAX, so probably will wait 'til my day off on Tuesday if I don't peep it tonight.

 

[pointless]

michael bay + mark wahlberg * anyone/thing from the last airbender = i'll wait for the rifftrax.

 

[Beco]

I can't stand Marky Mark....

 

[lovetoread]

What about the vagina monster?

 

[doctor_insanus]

I'm not looking for highbrow entertainment when there are giant robots fighting, but it still looks like two junkyards having sex with each other.

I'll wait for Guardians of the Galaxy. Or maybe try to catch this if it ever shows nearby.

 

[bg23]

It seems as if people are split on really really loving it or really really hating it.

I know exactly what I'm in for when I go see it, so I'm going to have fun no matter what. But I refuse to see this in anything less than IMAX, so probably will wait 'til my day off on Tuesday if I don't peep it tonight.

yeah i went in with SUPER low expectations because the first 3 were so ungodly terrible but i actually did not hate this one. it was fun.

the beginning is slow, though. like unjustifiably slow. but then it gets into the fun explosions and it's not unbearable.

it's still a terrible movie but it's fun.

 

[bg23]

michael bay + mark wahlberg * anyone/thing from the last airbender = i'll wait for the rifftrax.

i laughed at some really inappropriate parts in the theatre. it would be really good for a rifftrax...rifftrack? wtf is the singular

actually it was a bit weird because people took some really young kids to see it and it was definitely not a kids movie

some lady sitting in the back row was on her laptop the whole time because...reasons i guess

 

[bg23]

What about the vagina monster?

i went to urban dictionary and i still can't figure out who the vagina monster was

I can't stand Marky Mark....

i kinda like him and i definitely like him better than shia fuckface so that was an improvement for me. but if you loathe seeing him then t4 will probably make you rage because he's everywhere

I'm not looking for highbrow entertainment when there are giant robots fighting, but it still looks like two junkyards having sex with each other.

I'll wait for Guardians of the Galaxy. Or maybe try to catch this if it ever shows nearby.

they actually made the robots a lot more colorful and vivid in this one to help distinguish from each other so the battles look a bit more distinct.

still, you're really only watching it for this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdUcV6N-ISc

 

[lovetoread]

John Goodman's robot was excreted from it supposedly.

 

[islandman]

I'm not looking for highbrow entertainment when there are giant robots fighting, but it still looks like two junkyards having sex with each other.

I'll wait for Guardians of the Galaxy. Or maybe try to catch this if it ever shows nearby.

I watched snowpiercer about two months ago: http://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=56532694&postcount=257

 

[islandman]

John Goodman's robot was excreted from it supposedly.

Eh?

extra letters

 

[lovetoread]

http://www.themarysue.com/transformers-age-of-extinction-review/

There’s this scene where the Autobots are on a spaceship looking for Optimus Prime, who’s been imprisoned. They come across an ickle caged vagina monster, which… oh God, I can barely type this for laughing… SQUIRTS JOHN GOODMAN TRANSFORMER WITH SOME SORT OF GOO. Then John Goodman Transformer calls it a bitch and shoots it because it’s “too disturbing to live.”

 

[islandman]

http://www.themarysue.com/transformers-age-of-extinction-review/

Author admits that it's the first Michael Bay movie he's seen.....

....should I trust the opinions of someone who has spent the last 15 years living under a rock?

 

[lovetoread]

Author admits that it's the first Michael Bay movie he's seen.....

....should I trust the opinions of someone who has spent the last 15 years living under a rock?

I don't care about the review, I just want to know if the vagina monster was really a vagina.

 

[islandman]

I don't care about the review, I just want to know if the vagina monster was really a vagina.

You're bicurious, I can tell.




http://static02.mediaite.com/themarysue/uploads/2014/06/hoult.gif

 

[pointless]

but is nicola peltz still terrible?

and i think rifftrax is like beer or moose.

 

[KingOrfeo]

Interesting review.

 

[Beco]

i kinda like him and i definitely like him better than shia fuckface so that was an improvement for me. but if you loathe seeing him then t4 will probably make you rage because he's everywhere

they actually made the robots a lot more colorful and vivid in this one to help distinguish from each other so the battles look a bit more distinct.

still, you're really only watching it for this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdUcV6N-ISc

I agree about Shia Laboof, glad he's gone. luckiest actor for landing a decent franchise like Transformers. But he messed up Wall Street 2, far as Im concerned. I just can't get into Wahlberg, the actor. Maybe The Fighter, but his producing is better with Boardwalk Empire and Entourage. I'll wait for cable....