Trapped Nerves

[Fata Morgana]

This is my advice, too. Except I'm going to dress up in a short nurses outfit, high fm heels and deliver the advice in person.


Feel better Foxy Mama.

i would totally go with the medical massage and tiger balm and everything newgirl just said. take care, beautiful.

Thanks ladies. I have more lubes and gels than a sex parlour at the mo. Oh and will try the icepack in a bit, got a bag of frozen peas in the freezer!

 

[Jennifer]

Oh I'm doing exactly as I'm told. We have Tiger Balm here, I use it for headaches. I feel dead sick. Dunno if it's the pain or the dihydrocodeine.

Thanks for the advice Nursie.

Get a bottle of Pepcid for your tummy. It's the codeine that makes it hurt. If you take Pepcid you can also increase your ibuprofen.

 

[Saint Peter]

I still think chopping her head off might take care of the problem.

 

[Jennifer]

This is my advice, too. Except I'm going to dress up in a short nurses outfit, high fm heels and deliver the advice in person.


Feel better Foxy Mama.

Damn it!!! I was going to surprise her. Sobs.

 

[Saint Peter]

Damn it!!! I was going to surprise her. Sobs.

Wear a spider costume.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Get a bottle of Pepcid for your tummy. It's the codeine that makes it hurt. If you take Pepcid you can also increase your ibuprofen.

I wonder if that's like our Gaviscon? Is it the same as pepto bismol? Sure they sell that at my corner shop.

 

[Fata Morgana]

I still think chopping her head off might take care of the problem.

It'd take care of Phil's problem.

 

[Laurel]

What type of doctor diagnosed you? Necks are easy to misdiagnose.

Yeah, I misdiagnosed mine as a hand one time. Typed like shit for two days.

All bad jokes aside, I hope you get better soon Ms. Fata.

This.

 

[Hard_Rom]

For 5 days I've been using heat pads and pain gels on my arm cos that's where all the pain is, turns out I have a trapped nerve in my neck.

How long do these fuckers last?

I had a pinched nerve. Heavy damage between c5 and c6 on the right side. Pinched nerves are brutal. It can last quite awhile (1 to 2 months). Lots of anti-inflammatories. My doc put me on a script anti-inflammatory. Also told me to take as many Tylenols or ibuprofren as I wanted. I'm a pothead and he knows it. I think I am what he calls high risk to prescribe opiate pain killers (good doctor).

They had me do neck, back and shoulder stretches and work on my posture. Try draw your chin in a bit. See how it straightens up your spine and posture. Heated pads where placed at base of neck and right shoulder and slight traction put on for 1/2 hour.

Mine was real bad. I couldn't walk 50 yards without stopping to let pain subside. 25 years of overhead hammer and tool use did it in. Percs would have been real nice but they scare me. I've seen perfectly good folk go to shit due to excessive scripting of percs.

Plus it can reinflame with excessive use. I lost some strength, coordination and stamina in that arm. Ruined my darts game.

 

[Jennifer]

I wonder if that's like our Gaviscon? Is it the same as pepto bismol? Sure they sell that at my corner shop.

Not the same. Ask for famitodine. Pepcid is a brand.
You want a proton-pump inhibitor. (I had to show off a bit)

 

[Fata Morgana]

Not the same. Ask for famitodine. Pepcid is a brand.
You want a proton-pump inhibitor. (I had to show off a bit)

Okay will probably have to go Boots for that if it's over here. Cheers luv.

 

[eyer]

The world will be much better off when all the uppity, old white limey cunts are gone.

 

[pete]

just saw this... hope you feel better soon, fata-rhymes-with-later-but-not-like-a-dirty-american-would-prronounce-later

 

[Killswitch]

Hope you feel better soon. Smoke a big fat doob.

 

[Aquagal]

I had a pinched neck nerve years ago and my hand went numb for five months. Doc did that spiky rolly wheel thing on my hand and couldn't feel a thing.

It was like someone else masturbating for 5 months!

 

[Fata Morgana]

I had a pinched nerve. Heavy damage between c5 and c6 on the right side. Pinched nerves are brutal. It can last quite awhile (1 to 2 months). Lots of anti-inflammatories. My doc put me on a script anti-inflammatory. Also told me to take as many Tylenols or ibuprofren as I wanted. I'm a pothead and he knows it. I think I am what he calls high risk to prescribe opiate pain killers (good doctor).

They had me do neck, back and shoulder stretches and work on my posture. Try draw your chin in a bit. See how it straightens up your spine and posture. Heated pads where placed at base of neck and right shoulder and slight traction put on for 1/2 hour.

Mine was real bad. I couldn't walk 50 yards without stopping to let pain subside. 25 years of overhead hammer and tool use did it in. Percs would have been real nice but they scare me. I've seen perfectly good folk go to shit due to excessive scripting of percs.

Plus it can reinflame with excessive use. I lost some strength, coordination and stamina in that arm. Ruined my darts game.

Christ. That sounds hardcore. Thankfully mine isn't that severe.

 

[Fata Morgana]

The world will be much better off when all the uppity, old white limey cunts are gone.

What the fuck has this got to do with our monarchy?

 

[butters]

pain's a bitch. get well asap, hon!

 

[Jennifer]

I had a pinched neck nerve years ago and my hand went numb for five months. Doc did that spiky rolly wheel thing on my hand and couldn't feel a thing.

It was like someone else masturbating for 5 months!

Sounds fun. The fantasy possibilities are endless.

 

[girlsmiley]

Make sure to eat with your meds. And be very careful with neck massage. I'd recommend seeing a chiropractor.

Lots of rest.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Saint Peter, I might blow chunks.

 

[Noor]

My GP. Given me dihydrocodeine and ibuprofen. Also recommended exercises for my neck.

Do you remember injuring it?

 

[Saint Peter]

Saint Peter, I might blow Chunks.

fyp

yw

 

[Bacigalupo]

Cheese to help you get by.

http://www.landolakes.com/recipe/1820/spider-cheese-ball

 

[kbate]

It's karma for mocking kuntbate.

That is the exact diagnosis I came up with for your difficulties. I would tell you how to relieve the pain in seconds, but I believe that it is God's will that you suffer horribly.