Peanut butter and mustard leaf.
Blech.
Pepper sauce works much better than peanut butter.
It's the Tiger Balm of the condiments aisle.
You bleedin' quack! Everyone knows that Pepper Sauce and mustard leaf are only for knee pain, ankle pain or very severe elbow or wrist pain.
If she wants something stronger than the peanut butter, I'd recommend mashed chicken innards and potatoes.