Trapped Nerves

[scrymettet]

That is the exact diagnosis I came up with for your difficulties. I would tell you how to relieve the pain in seconds, but I believe that it is God's will that you suffer horribly.

beware to the mighty Kbabe, the left hand of Goddess

 

[kbate]

beware to the mighty Kbabe, the left hand of Goddess

I didn't think she'd fly over here for hawt-lez-sex on the kitchen table (the only known method of completely relaxing the whole spinal column and relieving all neck related difficulty) anyway.

 

[bluebell]

Oh Fata! Pobre, pobre. I hope you feel better soon, darlingface. *mush mush mush*

 

[Vikingstone]

Poor Baby. If I was there I would administer gentle neck and arm massage followed by extended, intensive draught-excluder therapy. Daily.

But seriously...keep up with your Doc. Don't be naughty and let it slide. We will not grant you martyrdom for British stiff-upper-lipping it.

 

[kbate]

Meh, I'd just slap her head back and forth for about an hour in the hope of knocking it right.

I win either way.

 

[sufisaint]

Warm epson salt bath...magnesium will make muscles better less pressures on the nerves.

 

[Skiddles2014]

Put some robitussin on it.

 

[AKS]

I have a bruised ulnar nerve in my right elbow... this shits been going on about 2 weeks. hope your neck heals quickly.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Current avg. life span for a female in the UK is 82.5. Plan accordingly.

 

[girlsmiley]

Make sure to eat with your meds. And be very careful with neck massage. I'd recommend seeing a chiropractor.

Lots of rest.

Or just spray some Windex on it.

 

[AKS]

Or just spray some Windex on it.

hA!!!

 

[KUJACK]

For 5 days I've been using heat pads and pain gels on my arm cos that's where all the pain is, turns out I have a trapped nerve in my neck.

How long do these fuckers last?

Surgery, then
6 months recovery for being contrary

 

[Riles]

Do the neck exercises for sure. Take the meds, don't skip the ibuprofen-it lowers the inflammation. Take the meds on time, you want to get ahead of the pain. A medical massage might help, too.
We have a product called Tiger Balm that gets rubbed onto the skin-it's amazing. Try looking for it. Lay off the heat for awhile and switch to ice packs for 20 minutes at a time. Heat draws blood to the area which increase the inflammation. If it's not any better in a week I would maybe get a second opinion from a neurosurgeon. It should get better though.

Don't skip the exercises even though it will hurt like hell.

Thank you! I was feeling all twitchy as I read down the thread, needing to see these words from someone.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Thanks folks. Gonna try some magnesium too. No better as yet.

Noor, don't remember any injury or anything giving/popping. Just woke with severe shoulder pain last Wednesday.

 

[Mr Noone]

Have a nice cuppa Barry's or Lyon's. Hope you're better soon.

 

[Saint Peter]

Thanks folks. Gonna try some magnesium too. No better as yet.

Noor, don't remember any injury or anything giving/popping. Just woke with severe shoulder pain last Wednesday.

Get better soon!

 

[kbate]

Thanks folks. Gonna try some magnesium too. No better as yet.

Noor, don't remember any injury or anything giving/popping. Just woke with severe shoulder pain last Wednesday.

Put a bit of crushed radish and mustard leaf on your neck (soak it in lemon juice first) an then use some peanut butter as a paste to hold the whole poultice in place for about 3 hours.

 

[Adre]

I'm pretty sure the cure includes my erect member and Jameson but you likely think I'm an opportunistic weasel.

 

[evesdream]

Put a bit of crushed radish and mustard leaf on your neck (soak it in lemon juice first) an then use some peanut butter as a paste to hold the whole poultice in place for about 3 hours.

My favourite thing about witchcraft is that even when it doesn't work, you can always make a sandwich instead!

 

[jomar]

My GP. Given me dihydrocodeine and ibuprofen. Also recommended exercises for my neck.

Yes, blowjob...its win win.

 

[Saint Peter]

My favourite thing about witchcraft is that even when it doesn't work, you can always make a sandwich instead!

...there is some chicken in the fridge...

 

[cjh]

Peanut butter and mustard leaf.

Blech.

Pepper sauce works much better than peanut butter.

It's the Tiger Balm of the condiments aisle.

 

[Laurel]

For less severe shoulder/neck knots, I've found this stretch to be uber-helpful:
http://www.wikihow.com/Work-out-a-Shoulder-Knot

Do it 2-3 times a day, and it really does "unknot" the most "knotted" of shoulder issues.

 

[RobDownSouth]

For less severe shoulder/neck knots, I've found this stretch to be uber-helpful:
http://www.wikihow.com/Work-out-a-Shoulder-Knot

Do it 2-3 times a day, and it really does "unknot" the most "knotted" of shoulder issues.

^^^THIS times infinity! I've been doing shoulder work with a tennis ball and a foam roller for a week and a half now and I'm gobsmacked at the improvement in my knotted muscles.

 

[Saint Peter]

Sucks to get old.