trekker porn

[pointless]

don't even mention new episodes. i just moved to an area without upn, so all i have is tng on cable(yay, but i've seen them all) and voyager(boo, because i just can't stand it for some reason).

i hated deep space nine, i'm annoyed by voyager and now the only one after tng that i could stand is lost to me. excuse me while i cry in the corner.

boo hoo, boo hoo sniff sniff

 

[flawed_ethics]

Well, I'm not much of a trekkie, so scathe me if you must...

But on last week's Enterprise, was that Spocks father? And if so, why? I was flipping around, and I saw him, and I was like, "Hey - Spock's father!"

It wasn't right though. This one looked puny and weak. I realize he would be younger, but he should still be a formidable force to be reckoned with. One thing I took away from the movies, is that you don't fuck with Spock's father.

(p.s., I know the name is Saurk, or something with an 'S', but I'm not 100% sure. And the way I see it, you don't mess with his name either!)

 

[MsLinnet]

don't even mention new episodes. i just moved to an area without upn, so all i have is tng on cable(yay, but i've seen them all) and voyager(boo, because i just can't stand it for some reason).

i hated deep space nine, i'm annoyed by voyager and now the only one after tng that i could stand is lost to me. excuse me while i cry in the corner.

boo hoo, boo hoo sniff sniff

TNG had some good story lines that could be worked on there was one where Dr. Crusher was concerned over her sons wellbeing maybe she was so concerned about his development she showed him just how much she loved him one night in a medical bay.

LiT

 

[Dirt Man]

If you get cable then you get TNN...

TNN shows STNG almost every day. And as for STNG stories, I've written several, and the link to my work is just below. Also, keep checking the stations on your cable, one of them is bound to have UPN on it.


As Always
I Am the
Dirt Man

 

[pointless]

i can't remember who wrote those stories about dr. crusher and deanna troi but that was good shit. i thought it was silly until i was watching some reruns on tnn(yes i do have tnn and no i sadly do not have upn, but were looking in to other options) and noticed that there were a lot of episodes with a great deal a sub-plot involving the doctor and the counselor(that doesn't look right) and suddenly i could picture it without a problem.

and i think wesley would enjoy boning his mother. i know i would(his mother, not mine). that could be a good read.

 

[Alex756]

No UPN

Sounds like someone needs to befriend someone with a VCR and UPN

I, having one of the most unrealiable cable services known to man, have on occasion had to borrow a friend's TiVO or wait til the replay on Saturday to catch enterprise.

Unfortuantly I was soo turned off from star trek by Voyager that I missed pretty much all of season 1 and have only been catching what has been replayed. I think I caught the very end of season 1 when they were replaying it the few weeks prior to re-showing part 1 of the cliffhanger and then I've caught all of season 2.

Horrible I know to have missed that many episodes. So now I am recording everything and trying to get it into order eventually

I think the best thing about reading/writing star trek erotica (or trek porn as my friend like to tell me ) is that it makes certain bits of the episodes funnier, well at least to me, but I'm easily amused some days

--Alex

P.S. Pointless, I wish you the best of luck in getting UPN

 

[pointless]

thanks. hopefully they'll have it on direct tv.

of course, i do have the entire 1st season and everything from before jan. on tape, so i always have that.

i never thought i'd miss south carolina. i'll just have to stick to hard science fiction for awhile. oh, damn.

 

[MsLinnet]

i can't remember who wrote those stories about dr. crusher and deanna troi but that was good shit. i thought it was silly until i was watching some reruns on tnn(yes i do have tnn and no i sadly do not have upn, but were looking in to other options) and noticed that there were a lot of episodes with a great deal a sub-plot involving the doctor and the counselor(that doesn't look right) and suddenly i could picture it without a problem.

and i think wesley would enjoy boning his mother. i know i would(his mother, not mine). that could be a good read.

I think Deanna Troi (Marina Sirtis) has potently for all sorts of sexual activity’s both with male female and android. With being empathic she would certainly know if someone is faking it, don’t you think?

Linnet

 

[Sheharazad]

Trip Tucker

Early in this thread some people made mention of T'pol and how she was the only one on Enterprise suitable for fantasy. I'd just like to go ARE YOU MAD? Trip Tucker, whom I personally call Texas is my favourite droolfest.

Tucker is overhauling the warp engine one night when a spark from the core causes a rip in the Space/Time Continum, bringing yours-truly to his feet. Lost in the distant future, lightyears from earth, Captain Archer makes the 21st century woman a guest of Enterprise while they find a way to send her back. While she's on board Texas is assigned to be her guide, and a romance naturally developes. Just as he realises that he's falling in love with her, the time traveling guy from the future takes her back to her own time to preserve the time line, and Trip is left heartbroken.

Someone, please write that story! PLEASE!

-Sheharazad

 

[pointless]

i've actually seen several stories based on trip's character(as well the captain and the limey) but almost everyone of them was gay. i can't remember where i found them though.

and most the people talking about t'pol are straight men, so, no we're not mad. we're just not gay.

also i have found only 2 (!!!!!) stories of any quality(including poor) about t'pol anywhere on the internet. that was my whole reason for starting this thread. sadly, my desired effect was not to be.

i will not be satisfied until the web is saturated with pornographic star trek parodies! this is my mission! my will be done!!!

 

[Alex756]

Enterprise Porn

If you look on Fanfiction.net there is a scary amount of Trip&Malcolm gay porn in the R section. I am not saying it is good BTW. Maybe there is something good in the large amount of stuff, if so I haven't found it and I can not think of either character that way. Nothing against that just they are such skirt chasers.

When I finish my currant thing, the whole T'pol thing is a very tempting thing to write. I will refrain from saying 'especially after his last episode'.

Well that wasn't really refraining now was it.

I am very surprised there isn't more T'pol stuff out there. I mean she's hot. she's hot. Umm and cool. I would think the guys woulda jumped all over that one (inuendo not intended)

The only problem I can see with writing a T'pol thing would be the only person I could logically see her with would be Archer. And I am sorry to all the leapers out there but I find him rather un interesting. His dog is adorable and I swear up stages him sometimes, but hey beagles are just that way

Alex756

 

[pointless]

i saw one story that aluded to a thing between hoshi and t'pol based around that one show(which season? i can't remember right now) where t'pol taught hoshi how to relax using vulcan techniques. i liked that idea, but sadly, as i said, the story only aluded to it. asian chick + alien chick = hardon for me.(sorr, i don't mean to be crass. i just can't help it sometimes.)

it would be nice if someone(or some people) could write a series of stories about enterprise involving all the wonderful combiations. remember it gets lonely out in space and this is supposed to be the first ever deep space mission for human beings. so many possibilities, so much space to fill on this otherwise useless internet. i mean, that is what the internets for, right? porn, porn and more porn.

might as well make it fun until we kill this theme like the fucking buffy fans killed their pet show. of course, star trek is older, longer lasting and a little more self indulgent(just a smidge), but it can be done.

MORE STAR TREK PORN!!

and yes, archer and t'pol would nice. scott bakula is a fucking awesome crappy tv actor. is even alright as the main jim in american beauty(another thing that i've found surprisingly little on, though it was more serious which might explain it all)

and is it me or has the story ideas section slowed significantly in the past month? i've just noticed that things aren't quite as fast paced as they used to be.

 

[Alex756]

Hoshi and T'pol ....

Hmmmm

That could be interesting

Actually that could be very interesting.

I could almost see that, that is definately something worth thinking baout a bit more.

Oh like some trapped in a tight place close together, Hoshi starts panicing, T'pol has to calms her down, hmmmmm

I vaguely remeber that episode. I think it was one of the foirst ones I aught before I was sure i liked enterprise and defiantely before I started the recoridng every wednesday night


--Alex

 

[pointless]

sounds beautiful. hoshi is such a vulnerable character that the possibilities are endless. poor,poor hoshi...let t'pol make it all better.

 

[MsLinnet]

sounds beautiful. hoshi is such a vulnerable character that the possibilities are endless. poor,poor hoshi...let t'pol make it all better.

Hoshi just cry’s out to be tide up beaten into submission

 

[pointless]

beaten? now, that sounds a little too rough to me. tied up, maybe, but beaten? not my bag.

 

[MsLinnet]

beaten? now, that sounds a little too rough to me. tied up, maybe, but beaten? not my bag.

Ok teased and spanked for pleasure only
LiT

 

[pointless]

that sounds more like it. poor, little hoshi teased and spanked while tied to a bed until she can't take it anymore. nice high-pitched screams, lovely groans of frustration. sounds like good fun.

 

[Alex756]

You know ...

After this whole thread thing, out favorite little communications officer is seeming like a more and more atractive subject for writing.

Thanen again any and all writing that is not my report at the moent sounds attractive, but she is definately sounding like a weekend brain storming project.

Besides T'Pol who could people see her with? I'm trying to think and I can't. Although the shirtless scene keeps on popping up in my head.

I do think the whole claustrophobia thing could be a fun angle on her.

Alex756

 

[Sheharazad]

Re: Trip Tucker

Tucker is overhauling the warp engine one night when a spark from the core causes a rip in the Space/Time Continum, bringing yours-truly to his feet. Lost in the distant future, lightyears from earth, Captain Archer makes the 21st century woman a guest of Enterprise while they find a way to send her back. While she's on board Texas is assigned to be her guide, and a romance naturally developes. Just as he realises that he's falling in love with her, the time traveling guy from the future takes her back to her own time to preserve the time line, and Trip is left heartbroken.

[/B]

Won't anyone take me up on my little fantasy??? Please!?!?!

-Sheharazad

 

[Screaming Grace]

Re: Re: Trip Tucker

Won't anyone take me up on my little fantasy??? Please!?!?!

-Sheharazad

From what I am told Tucker is so up himself that he could fuck himself

SG

 

[MsLinnet]

that sounds more like it. poor, little hoshi teased and spanked while tied to a bed until she can't take it anymore. nice high-pitched screams, lovely groans of frustration. sounds like good fun.

Why a bed it would play better if it was over the com console then her screams could be broadcast throughout the ship and the galaxy.

LiT

 

[MsLinnet]

Re: Re: Re: Trip Tucker

From what I am told Tucker is so up himself that he could fuck himself

SG

You pinching my quotes now and I thought you didn’t like the Star Trek Genre
Love Linnet:-

 

[Alex756]

Hmmm Tucker? Chlarles Tucker, Mr Trip? Mr I do my best dumb guy impersonation cause it gets me the hot alien chicks, Tucker? that Trip?

Man he is one of the 2 main reasons I watch the show.

I just don't think Trip would be as much fun to write about becasue he is soo obvious. I mean ... I have lost count how many alian chicks have tried to get him.

There was whats her name with that sand thing, the alien pricess that was chrashed with him on the jungle planet, the Dr's wife, I know I am forgetting some here.

--Alex756

 

[Screaming Grace]

Tucker I just don’t see what the interest is the black guy is hot and I think he and the Vulcan could work well on administering pleasure on Hoshi