trekker porn

pointless said:
oh, and what about star wars? there's some good possibilities in that g-rated geek fest. many, many possibilities.

(please note: i myself am a geek. i mean no judgement by this statement. in fact i'm watching star wars right now, because my cables out and i need noise first thing in the morning)

The geek shall inherit the earth! :D

Star Wars has a lot of potential for incest and non-human stories, not to mention a bondage tale with either Leia in that gold bikini or Padme tied to that arena column in EpII... :devil:
 
originally posted by fiery_jack
Star Wars has a lot of potential for incest and non-human stories, not to mention a bondage tale with either Leia in that gold bikini or Padme tied to that arena column in EpII...

I haven't seen Episode 1 or Episode 2 .... but even the 3 old movies has much potential.

Especially the part with Leia in the gold Bikini. Also, I remember .... when I saw the first movie, I never understood, why Leia and Luke Skywalker never became a couple. Imagine, they get together and have sex. Then it's revealed that they are brother and sister .... so what should they do ? Just forget that they had (great) sex - or should they do it again, even though it's incest .... ?
 
Enterprise vs. Other Seris

Pardon any mistakes in this post but I'm using the excuse I'm new to here.

While yes, enterprise may not have Las Vegas stripper wanna bes dipped in green food coloring, It has something that very few of the other star Trek seris have managed. Something for Female Star Trek fans. Personally I think it can only be compared to DS9 and -some- of the original seris, oh and Next Gen before Riker got the beard.The comment about a young Christopher Pike, now THAT is something to get the toes curled over. But seriously Trip and Malcom have more seduce the alien charm than Kirk ever did.


Plus the UNiforms are distictly better. I mean when before in a seris have we seen that much of the unifrom. Much better for the imagineation or the pen. Plus the unifroms don't look like Pajamas. OK not as cool as the movie uniforms from 2, but what seriously could be.

Plus don't forget the fact the technology doesn't work all that well so getting stranded and all disrobed seems to happen more.

--Alexandra
 
NASCARaddicted said:
I haven't seen Episode 1 or Episode 2 .... but even the 3 old movies has much potential.

Especially the part with Leia in the gold Bikini. Also, I remember .... when I saw the first movie, I never understood, why Leia and Luke Skywalker never became a couple. Imagine, they get together and have sex. Then it's revealed that they are brother and sister .... so what should they do ? Just forget that they had (great) sex - or should they do it again, even though it's incest .... ?

I'm sure all my bondage fantasies stem from the first time i saw Jabba pull Leia towards him with that chain attached to her collar! :D

As for her and Luke, they never seemed embarrassed about that, rather passionate, kiss they shared in the Empire Strikes Back...
 
Re: Enterprise vs. Other Seris

Alex756 said:
Plus don't forget the fact the technology doesn't work all that well so getting stranded and all disrobed seems to happen more.

--Alexandra

All they would need then is for a shuttlepod to crash land on a world of shapeshifters, where pleasure is all that matters... :D
 
Originally posted by fiery_jack
All they would need then is for a shuttlepod to crash land on a world of shapeshifters, where pleasure is all that matters...

I remember something: In one episode of Star Trek The Next Generation, they mentioned something like a "pleasure planet" ... this planet was just for holidays ....
 
Re: Enterprise vs. Other Seris

Alex756 said:
... But seriously Trip and Malcom have more seduce the alien charm than Kirk ever did ...

But Capt. Kirk had something that of which they are completely lacking ... a personality.
 
Kirk? Perosnality? More than ... hmmm

Well If all three were suddenly brought to life in this room, Kirk would be my personal LAST choice.

Seriously Trip and Malcolm both have personality and its fun to watch. Maybe the plots aren't as exciting but I like the fact that I know trip used to have a little car and drove by the ocean with his GF and that Malcoim has a fear of drowning. They seem more human becasue of it.

I find it much easier to write about them than about Kirk, I mean they have flaws and cute flaws at that and weaknesses.

But to each his or her own :)
 
We'll have to agree to disagree. I find Enterprise unwatchably boring. Every character on the show is wooden and bland, excepting T'Pol. If it wasn't for T'Pol, I'd never have seen the show. As it stands, I'll flip over to UPN just to catch a glimpse of her, then I have to change the channel. Enterprise seems to be designed for Trekkers not to like it.
 
Trekkers not likeing Enterprise

That could very well be. I likedd the originial seris and Next Gen at first, Then I really liked DS9 but that was only for the doctor. Oh man that doctor.

But Voyager would rather watch paint dry than watch that and I haven't liked a movie since ST2.

Maybe I can write something to change your mind though ;)

--Alexandra
 
NASCARaddicted said:
I remember something: In one episode of Star Trek The Next Generation, they mentioned something like a "pleasure planet" ... this planet was just for holidays ....

That would be Riza (sp?).

Picard has been there, as has Riker, same applies to Worf and Jadzia (as a couple).

As for the planet of shapeshifters idea.. Odo and Kira anyone?? :D
 
Well, I have written an original ST story..

I even subitted it in a story contest for Pocket Books, but they didn't buy it. Still, I suppose I could write an erotic story for release here at literotica IF there's enough interest.


As Always
I Am the
Dirt Man
 
Write it Dirt Man and they shall read :)

Serously, -I- would love to read it if you wrote one. If you did write though, which seris would you write in? I have to admit a lack of knowledge of some of the voyager characters but I think I've seen most of everything else.

--Alex
 
A good story might be: The Amok Time carry through....

From the classic show.

Vulcan's fighting it out and then getting down with it in the arena with everyone watching?

Makes one wonder about Spock's mother, doesn't it? So prim, so proper.....Spock's father also must have gone thu the Amok time...

The one thing I've always wanted to see, sorry this isn't sexy....Is Data on Mudd's Planet.

And the one fiction character I'd most like to be stranded with is Data, also. He knows everything, never sleeps, works hard, is never grumpy or mad, and knows...what was it? 7,000 love making techques?
 
PoliteSuccubus said:
A good story might be: The Amok Time carry through....

From the classic show.

Vulcan's fighting it out and then getting down with it in the arena with everyone watching?

Makes one wonder about Spock's mother, doesn't it? So prim, so proper.....Spock's father also must have gone thu the Amok time...

The one thing I've always wanted to see, sorry this isn't sexy....Is Data on Mudd's Planet.

And the one fiction character I'd most like to be stranded with is Data, also. He knows everything, never sleeps, works hard, is never grumpy or mad, and knows...what was it? 7,000 love making techques?

spocks mom was human :)

Data does bear exploration :)
 
Exactly my point

His mother was human, and she tried so hard to blend in the rest of the time...what did she do during the Amok time?
 
Speaking of Commander Data, one of my earliest (over eight years ago, I think!) naughty fanfics is called "Fully Functional."

I had a lot of fun with it, and deliciously_naughty would doubtless love the opening line: "Wes, leave her tits alone." Android sex, what a challenge!

Here's an excerpt:

Throughout all the commotion, Data and Galatea stood with hands still clasped. "You are an android?" he finally aid. "Are you a construction of Doctor Sung?"

"No, but my design was based upon his research. I was constructed by Barclay, Crusher, and LaForge. I am your birthday present."

"Hold it!" Riker bellowed. "Geordi, I think an explanation is in order." He hit his Starfleet pin. "Riker to Captain Picard."

"Go ahead, Number One."

"We have a situation here, sir. It appears that some of the engineering staff have given Mr. Data a woman for his birthday."

Silence. Then: "Say again, Will?"

"A woman!" Riker nearly yelled. "A babe-class supernova of a woman!"

"Will," Deana said warningly, discreetly taking his drink before he crushed the glass. Worf, behind her, was struggling to contain a grin. She elbowed his stomach.

Another silent pause. Then: "Mr. Danvers, you have the bridge. I'm on my way. Picard out."

"Ooh, now we're in for it," Wesley said. As usual, he utterly failed to look serious. His mother twisted his ear. "Ow! Mom!"

Beverley twisted harder. "That mouth of yours is going to get you thrown right off this vessel, young man."

"It is against Starfleet directives to practice slavery," Data said.

"I am not a slave," Galatea replied. "Although I was designed to be compatible with your systems, I was also given free will and decision-making capability."

"The contact of our hands produces a distinct effect," he observed. She laid her other hand along the side of his face. He twitched slightly, then blinked and cocked his head again. "Interesting."

"Certain areas of my body appear to contain sensor/transmitters capable of delivering that effect," she said. "A self-diagnostic reveals that my lips are so equipped, as well as other areas that humans refer to as intimate."

By now, everyone in the room was utterly silent. Expressions ranged from shocked disbelief to lustful gapes. Riker was red-faced, but more from anger and embarrassment that he had been making a pass at an android.

"It seems logical that those areas would correspond to human erogenous zones," Data said.

**

Sabledrake
 
Re-Write it Dirt Man and they shall read :)

Serously, -I- would love to read it if you wrote one. If you did write though, which seris would you write in? I have to admit a lack of knowledge of some of the voyager characters but I think I've seen most of everything else.

--Alex


Okay Alex, you asked for it. I just wrote, and sent in the first part of a brand new STNG erotic short story involving Doctor Crusher, and Data. I understand it may take up to 10 days before it's posted because I sent it in as a Word Document. In the mean time, I'll work on part 02.

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I Am the
Dirt Man
 
Just posted Part 02 of STNG Beverly Crusher

Once again, I posted it as a Word Document, so it should come out a day after the first one. Working on part 03, and will try to post it tomorrow. These stories are shorter than my usual fare.

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Dirt Man
 
Laurel has put STNG Beverly01 up on the board

02, and 03 will be up soon I'm sure. Depending on how well this series is received will dictate whether or not I continue writing in this vein.

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I Am the
Dirt Man
 
PoliteSuccubus said:
Makes one wonder about Spock's mother, doesn't it? So prim, so proper.....Spock's father also must have gone thu the Amok time...

Pon Farr



And the one fiction character I'd most like to be stranded with is Data, also. He knows everything, never sleeps, works hard, is never grumpy or mad, and knows...what was it? 7,000 love making techques?

Yes, but Odo can make his penis grow to any length and/or girth, or even sprout two dicks ... one for conventional sex and another for simultaneous butt lovin'.
 
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