trekker porn

I don't want to get off topic, but since Odo was mentioned .... just remember the cyborg from Terminator 2. I mean this T1000 who could change his body, too .... and Odo is a living creature, while the Terminator is a machine .... he could bang you for hours or even days without becoming exhausted ....
 
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Dirt Man said:
02, and 03 will be up soon I'm sure. Depending on how well this series is received will dictate whether or not I continue writing in this vein.

As Always.
I Am the
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please post a link?
 
NASCARaddicted said:
I don't want to get off topic, but since Odo was mentioned .... just remember the cyborg from Terminator 2. I mean this T1000 who could change his body, too .... and Odo is a living creature, while the Terminator is a machine .... he could bang you for hours or even days without becoming exhausted ....

True. Odo would have to regenerate in a bucket after 16 hours of Founder fornicating. Although, he could order any nearby Gem'Hadar to pleasure her until he returns or die in the attempt.

Probably the greatest male fucksman in the Star Trek universe is Q. From all the evidence, Q should be able to, with a snap of his fingers, make a woman orgasm so violently that she'd die from an overload of pleasure.

Limited to mere mortals, I'd have to put in a vote for Worf. After all, he and Jadzia Dax banged so vigorously that they broke some unspecified bones.
 
Cuckolded_BlK_Male said:
True. Odo would have to regenerate in a bucket after 16 hours of Founder fornicating. Although, he could order any nearby Gem'Hadar to pleasure her until he returns or die in the attempt.

Probably the greatest male fucksman in the Star Trek universe is Q. From all the evidence, Q should be able to, with a snap of his fingers, make a woman orgasm so violently that she'd die from an overload of pleasure.

Limited to mere mortals, I'd have to put in a vote for Worf. After all, he and Jadzia Dax banged so vigorously that they broke some unspecified bones.

Q that wouldnt be much fun would it just like a man to think of that
 
Hey, you've gotta go some way... there are worse ways to go than cumming to death ...

Once I've lived a full long life, and have gazed on the faces of my grand children, I want to die either between the legs of a young thing, or in a life and death struggle with a Polar bear.

(ideally, the polar bear will kill me, sending my soul straight to the great halls of Stovokor, and then stagger off and die of his injuries with my bowie knife planted deeply between his shoulders.)
 
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Q

I don't know if I see Q as the ultimate cocksman (so to speak) but I certainly think he deserves a place in the trek erotic fiction here on lit. Think about how much he got off when he found out about Vash and set Picard up in the whole Robin Hood thing or when he screwed with the young about-to-be-married in the novel Q-in-Law (peter david is the author). He definitely takes an interest in the crews sexual life...and would derive much pleasure from screwing around with it. Hmm....maybe I should fit that into my next story.
 
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deliciously_naughty said:
I don't know if I see Q as the ultimate cocksman (so to speak) but I certainly think he deserves a place in the trek erotic fiction here on lit. Think about how much he got off when he found out about Vash and set Picard up in the whole Robin Hood thing or when he screwed with the young about-to-be-married in the novel Q-in-Law (peter david is the author). He definitely takes an interest in the crews sexual life...and would derive much pleasure from screwing around with it. Hmm....maybe I should fit that into my next story.

The visual of old shriveled-up Picard's cadaverous carcass coupled with Vash's lithe nubile body very nearly just put me off my T-Bell.

On another note, I think that the Vash/Q romantic dynamic underscores the real balance of sexual power in any relationship between a man and a woman. Q is ostensibly God, and yet Vash makes him crawl.
 
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Cuckolded_BlK_Male said:


On another note, I think that the Vash/Q romantic dynamic underscores the real balance of sexual power in any relationship between a man and a woman. Q is ostensibly God, and yet Vash makes him crawl.

I will first state that picard is hot! and patrick stewart could have me any day any time any where.

Beyond that, so does Lwaxana (sp) in Q in Law...she gives him one hell of a taste of his own medicine. And then, during the parts of voyager I saw, Q's Wife, Q, could also make him crawl.

Even god is scared of women...not to go too far off topic, but I could go so MANY interestesting places with that sentence
 
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deliciously_naughty said:
I will first state that picard is hot! and patrick stewart could have me any day any time any where.

Ewww ... I'm going to have to stop reading this thread when I'm eating. Patrick Stewart creeps me out. I've always thought of him as the poor man's eunuch version of Ben Kingsley. He's just so old and scrawny ... I think my distaste for Patrick Stewart began when I saw him singing in the movie "Dune."
 
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Patrick stewert and Dune

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think my distaste for Patrick Stewart began when I saw him singing in the movie "Dune."
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Now there is another little piece of sci fi with some real possibilities.

Actually I have been scrolling through the celebreties area and noticing more and more star trek fan fic :) dirt man read yours :)

I submitted my second chapter yesterday so *shrug* sometime soon. Nice to see the interest this thread has started though :)

-Alex:heart: :heart:
 
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IMHO, Tasha Yar was and always will be the ultimate hottie from any ST series. I do like Dr. Bramlett (?), the guest star on STTNG with that delightful birthmark on her face, and I loved it when the interpreter on Enterprise crawled through the ducts and stripped off her top (that girl is a fox, and deserves some serious sexual attention!).
Tasha is so great because she can be dominant...wild in bed with a strong man and aggressive with a delicate woman. I can see Tasha strapping on and plunging away until her woman is gasping and sweating in exhaustion.
 
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rounder03 said:
IMHO,
Tasha is so great because she can be dominant...wild in bed with a strong man and aggressive with a delicate woman. I can see Tasha strapping on and plunging away until her woman is gasping and sweating in exhaustion.

I never really liked Tasha

For trek women, I'll take beverly anytime.
 
Women in star trek

My take is that most of the women in star trek are seriously lacking in any character. Definately few and far between when they do have character.

I'm trying to think of compelling female characters and coming up very much empty handed. Yar was good. Beverly and troi are too .. I don;t know, too .. hmm revelaing that the words I have typed and erased here are girly, curvey, and boring. but none of those are quite the right word either. Dax is a very intersting character, inteliigent, independent, able to control klingons with a single ... well you know :)

Vulnerable. thats the word I was lookng for. FOr some reason Dr chrusher and Troi both came off as vulnerable, ditto with much of DS9 and voyager.between the shallow and the vulnerable I find precious few female characters in star trek I would feel compelled to write about.

--Alex756:heart:
 
rounder03 said:
IMHO, Tasha Yar was and always will be the ultimate hottie from any ST series. I do like Dr. Bramlett (?), the guest star on STTNG with that delightful birthmark on her face, and I loved it when the interpreter on Enterprise crawled through the ducts and stripped off her top (that girl is a fox, and deserves some serious sexual attention!).
Tasha is so great because she can be dominant...wild in bed with a strong man and aggressive with a delicate woman. I can see Tasha strapping on and plunging away until her woman is gasping and sweating in exhaustion.

I don't know if we are thinking about the same woman, but I remember there was a very hot engineer called "Lea Brahms". I attached a photo of her, but I can't see a birthmark on this photo. But as far as I can remember she has a mole or something like that near her mouth. By the way, the actress is called "Susan Gibney"
 
Yep, it was Dr. Brahms...I was too lazy to check. And I think you're right about it being a mole rather than a birthmark. It lent her face a certain character, I thought.

And, yes, Dax is hot, too...although I still think Yar would be a handful for women or men. Satisfying her would present a mighty fine challenge. As I recall, Data was up to the task once. It might take someone with android lasting powers to keep Tasha happy.
 
rounder03 said:
IMHO, Tasha Yar was and always will be the ultimate hottie from any ST series. I do like Dr. Bramlett (?), the guest star on STTNG with that delightful birthmark on her face, and I loved it when the interpreter on Enterprise crawled through the ducts and stripped off her top (that girl is a fox, and deserves some serious sexual attention!).
Tasha is so great because she can be dominant...wild in bed with a strong man and aggressive with a delicate woman. I can see Tasha strapping on and plunging away until her woman is gasping and sweating in exhaustion.

That just goes to show that it takes different strokes for different folks. I couldn't stand Tasha Yar. I was elated when they ostensibly killed off her character. Kira Nerys was a much more attractive Domanatrix (as either herself or her alternate Universe counterpart The Intendent.)

As to guest stars, the two hottest in any star trek series, IMO, were T' Pring and Dr. Jennifer Cisco.
 
where oh where as my little dog gone
where oh where can he be?.............

is it me or am i the only human being left alive who likes enterprise? WHY LORD!! WHY!!!

and if i was gay i'd fuck the hell of patrick stewart
 
Enterprise

Assuming you mean Enterprise as in the new seris, you are not alone :)

Acually alot of people seem to like the seris as I find out as I talk to people and they note some of the stuff I've writen. *blush* yess a little bit of en enterprise obsession, but a good obsession .... or at least I try and convince myself of that.

Although male taste tends to focus solidly on T'pol, at least judging from the requests I get in that direction.

--Alex756:rose:
 
Sabledrake said:
Speaking of Commander Data, one of my earliest (over eight years ago, I think!) naughty fanfics is called "Fully Functional."

I had a lot of fun with it, and deliciously_naughty would doubtless love the opening line: "Wes, leave her tits alone." Android sex, what a challenge!

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Me likey!
 
If it has to do with the Star Ship Enterprise.....

Then I'm a fan, and have been a fan from the very begining back in the 60's. When the Next Generation came out to take over, I was a fan of that too, and even having read the books, and knowing that they've screwed up a great deal with this backwards look ala Star Wars at the beginning of Gene Rodenberry's wagon train to the stars, I am still a fan. Each phase of the star trek vision has delt with the concerns of the times in which it was presented. In bringing this new version to fruition taking place shortly after warp drive has been discovered here on earth it constantly reminds us that if we keep on short changing NASA, and down sizing their budget that there will be no wagon train to the stars for our children. It's just too bad the first star ship with the name, the space shuttle Enterprise sits unattended, and forlorn at the Smithsonian. God Bless Enterprise.

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Dirt Man
 
Enterprise

But the shuttle enterprise has an important mission that HOPEFULLY will be able to be fully realized soon. With the new addition the smithsonian is making it will be able to better fuel the imaginations of children.

I remeber in highschool when I visisted. For a simple glider, she's a very beautiful thing. I can't wait until they have their new facility completed since they have soo outgrown the old.

To be able to have all that in a permanant place. Sorry the historian in me loves the fact that Enterprise is in safe keeping, probbaly the reason I also love the opening credits to Enterprise so well. In fact I cited them in a recent paper I did on scientific progress.

It truly is amazing how far we have come in such a short time. Call me an optimist, but I only see thing going forward from here. I think what I love most about Enterprise as opposed to the other incarnations of trek, its soo ... believable.

Almost like you could imagine it really happening. Just the nuances of technology in it, the fact in last nights epesode that pushing the engins caused the glasses to rattle on the tables. I just love the little stuff like that. There aren't any rattles come the time of Next Gen. Trading for supplies? And the whole realism of the scenes in the gym.

I've babbled enough :)

--Alex756
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