Truth, Truth, Lie...a game

It's Friday so here my true/lies:
And here are mine:
- I lived in France for a year when I was in grade school
- I don't like to eat fish
- I worked laying sod one summer
First is false, but would be true if substituted England for France.
I'm semi-allergic to fish, and have been as long as I remember. Nothing bad happens after I get it down, just getting there is difficult.
I started out laying sod one summer, my friwnds got fired so our car-pooling broke down.
I guess my first set was pretty boring - here's another ;)

- I didn't come when I lost my virginity
- I worked on computer program listings while in the bar
- We had been together many times before I did it my first time
First and 3rd belong together. First is true since we were interrupted. Third is false - my first time was an incident related to drugs and alcohol. I'd never seen her before that time, and not really after that.
2nd is also true, back in days of black and white (or yellow or green) terminals.
 
1 I once had a husband a live in lover and boyfriend on the go at the same time
2 I once clouted a 6 foot 4 man with my handbag at a posh garden party
3 I was once married to a man called Dick Turpin

1 Yes I did
2 Yes I did (and he backed down fast when this ball of fury flew across in front of several influential people in the County and clouted him one! Hurt my Ron and die!)
3 No I didn't but my friend did! I could mention that I double dated with is friend Jack Horner but that would mean even less to you!

Why did this fizzle out I was enjoying it immensly?
 
Ok, confession time.

1. I juggle things when I'm bored. But after doing it all my life, I still suck at it.
2. I once dated an arsonist.
3. I own an elevator (but not the house it's in)

3 is false. I own a house, but someone else owns the elevator in it.
 
Ok, confession time.



3 is false. I own a house, but someone else owns the elevator in it.

I hope your arsonist and your house never met
..................
could be cool owning an elevator if someone else gives you the hump you could block it on the top floor and say "Tough , walk!"
 
3 things about me

1. My husband got me at a garage sale.

2. I never kissed anyone till I was 28.

3. I have a yellow lab.
 
1. My husband got me at a garage sale.

2. I never kissed anyone till I was 28.

3. I have a yellow lab.

Aha a mixed bunch!

I'd go for true on the first one as in he met you there
second one is tricky I mean what do you mean as 'kissed'? like a 'man/woman kiss'? there are all sorts of kisses but I'll go with lie
which makes the third one true (I think .... seems ages since we played!)
 
Aha a mixed bunch!

I'd go for true on the first one as in he met you there
second one is tricky I mean what do you mean as 'kissed'? like a 'man/woman kiss'? there are all sorts of kisses but I'll go with lie
which makes the third one true (I think .... seems ages since we played!)

1. My husband got me at a garage sale.

2. I never kissed anyone till I was 28.

3. I have a yellow lab.
I'd have to draw the same conclusions. I was a slow starter too, but well before 28.
 
First kiss I had I was 12 and I thought well what was the point of that?

I guess my first was at 12 too - she kissed me quickly by the water fountain at school. Seemed like a spontaneous moment on her part - no romantic notions, at least not that I was aware of. Another girl was my 'girlfriend' back then = prepubescent days.
 
I fancied him like mad but he was so much older than I and out of reach goodness he was at least 3 or 4 years older than me, to him I was just a little girl, but I kept pushing for just one kiss. Then when I got it , a dry closed mouth peck, I was left wondering what I had yearned for for so long.
 
1: I 'd happily be the sandwich filling between Austin and Tom from last year's Strictly Come Dancing

2: I got arrested once for disturbing the peace

3: I would regularly climb out my bedroom window and down into the back garden as a kid, then back in to do it again.
 
1. I was once arrested for moving a brick.

2. Pictures of me dressed as a viking/barbarian and riding a cement puma exist on the internet.

3. I will lie to you at every opportunity, but will feel so guilty about it that I will immediately tell you I've just lied to you.

(Bonus: 4. I am capable of multiple orgasm.)
 
1: I 'd happily be the sandwich filling between Austin and Tom from last year's Strictly Come Dancing ----------- We're all whores, here. True.

2: I got arrested once for disturbing the peace --------------- False

3: I would regularly climb out my bedroom window and down into the back garden as a kid, then back in to do it again.---------------True

I tagged 2 as false because the structure nags me. I'm probably wrong.
 
1) I've never had an orgasm during sex
2)I have eleven fingers on my left hand
3)I was raised on a farm
 
1: I 'd happily be the sandwich filling between Austin and Tom from last year's Strictly Come Dancing

2: I got arrested once for disturbing the peace

3: I would regularly climb out my bedroom window and down into the back garden as a kid, then back in to do it again.

1 True
2 False
3 True ...... so did I!

1. I was once arrested for moving a brick.

2. Pictures of me dressed as a viking/barbarian and riding a cement puma exist on the internet.

3. I will lie to you at every opportunity, but will feel so guilty about it that I will immediately tell you I've just lied to you.

(Bonus: 4. I am capable of multiple orgasm.)

1 True
2 False
3 True
bonus 4 True ..... so am I but not by straight sex!

1) I've never had an orgasm during sex
2)I have eleven fingers on my left hand
3)I was raised on a farm

I True ....... neither have I
3 False ..... eleven in all maybe but on one hand?!
3 True
 
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I tagged 2 as false because the structure nags me. I'm probably wrong.

nope, quite correct, lol

i'm a good girl. ain't NIV VER bin 'rested fur nuthin :D

the structure - hmm, well, when it comes to me having to tell a lie next time I'll make sure there are no subconscious 'bleeds' hahaha. shoudda said 'I've been arrested for disturbing the peace'

that wudda done it, right?


you pick up on things fast, then. 'nods'
 
1. I was once arrested for moving a brick.

2. Pictures of me dressed as a viking/barbarian and riding a cement puma exist on the internet.

3. I will lie to you at every opportunity, but will feel so guilty about it that I will immediately tell you I've just lied to you.

(Bonus: 4. I am capable of multiple orgasm.)

I'll mark 3 as the lie, and not think about the truth/lie paradox.
1 sounds silly, but whu would you make it up ?

1) I've never had an orgasm during sex
2)I have eleven fingers on my left hand
3)I was raised on a farm
I don't believe 2 at all. As for 1, this is why you visit an erotica website ?

1: I 'd happily be the sandwich filling between Austin and Tom from last year's Strictly Come Dancing

2: I got arrested once for disturbing the peace

3: I would regularly climb out my bedroom window and down into the back garden as a kid, then back in to do it again.
Chipbutty's already filled us in, but 3 reminded of the cat we had when I was growing up. She would has us let her the front door and the walk through the house to have us let her out the back door. And often not just once ...
 
1 I've sat on the trunk of a car as it went along a main road
2 I've walked through a hospital carpark on my own at night in just my nightdress
3 I read several books at once
 
I True ....... neither have I
3 False ..... eleven in all maybe but on one hand?!
3 True


HAHAHAHhahA! I totally didn't notice I wrote that. Actually it was supposed to sasy '6' instead of '11'.

1) is true
2) if I had written it right would have been true since I have 11 all together
3)..never lived on a farm lol!
 
I'll mark 3 as the lie, and not think about the truth/lie paradox.
1 sounds silly, but whu would you make it up ?




1 True
2 False
3 True
bonus 4 True ..... so am I but not by straight sex!


1 True, The brick was part of a retaining wall in front of a police station
2 False, The photos exist, but not on the internet, and I am playing the drums, not riding a cement puma.
3 True, my most frequent response to the question, "Really?" is, "No."
4 True
 
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I had forgotten what fun this thread was, but after I admitted the "tail" thing, I was sorta embarrassed to come back. But, here's 3 more for you guys to ponder.

1. I was nominated for a Pushcart for my poem, " A Pussy's Philosophy of War."

2. Lou Diamond Phillips is a distant cousin of mine.

3.I have eaten rattlesnake meat and liked it.

:)
 
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