Truth, Truth, Lie...a game

chuckles here goes nothing

1) I once gave a North Carolina state trooper a blow job to get out of a speeding ticket.

2) Had both my nipples pierced out in the woods

3) Walked over ten mile round trip for a Klondike Bar


Grins :devil: good luck trying to figure out which is true and which is lie :)
True
False - lots of other things can happen in the woods. but ...
True, but did you then walk back ?
 
Ok, here's three more:

1. I am fluent in Middle English.
2. I am fluent in a secret language I made up.
3. I have written Star Trek porn.

False - not impossible, but ...
True - if not who else could be ?
True, why not
 
1. I just bought some pottery from an Asian potter who plays bluegrass banjo and who has exhibited at the Smithsonian and played at Lincoln Center

2. I snorted cocaine with Queen at a recording studio in London

3. I played a prank on the world's largest private engineering firm in the 1970's which resulted in 350 people getting off work for a day.
True - quite a guy, if not a lie
False
True - sounds like could be fun
 
Well #1 is the lie. I can say the prologue to the Canterbury Tales in Middle English, but that's about it. For the other one, well:

:)
Whan that Aprile with its shures soote
the dought of March hath pierced to the roote

Not sure about the spelling, but that's the extent of my ME.
And the beginning of Beowulf.
I'm not a big one for memorization, so I switched from chemistry to physics as an undergrad, with some time spent in English.
 
1. I can't swim. LIE

2. I've taken classes at ten different colleges. TRUE

3. I once worked in an art gallery. TRUE
  1. (LIE) Well, yeah, I can swim, but don't much like to, as my eyesight is so poor without my glasses. My brother didn't learn to swim until he was 35 or so, and I had an uncle who never learned to swim (despite serving with the US Navy on an aircraft carrier in the Pacific theatre during WWII).
  2. (TRUTH) Actually, I think it is currently 11 colleges. :eek:
  3. (TRUTH) My wife was the loan officer for a new gallery in town, some twenty-five years ago. I got involved doing the computer work for the gallery (I wrote a mailing list maintenance program for it, back in the days when having a PC was unusual) and manned the gallery on Sundays for a couple years.

    It was fun, and got me most of the art I own.
OK. I guess I now I dial up another Truth/Truth/Lie. How about this?
  1. I went steady with a beauty contest winner.
  2. I've taken LSD.
  3. I was laid off from my job this year.
 
Well, my coming clean... I do have 2 Coopers; a mini and a retriever cross.
I have had 2 open heart surgeries in less than a decade.
I am not allergic to tomatoes, however, I have a problem with antibiotics, morphine and scallops.
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3 more?

1. I can orgasm during internal medical exams and it is an effort not to, in fact.
2. I tore one of my toes off riding my bike in bare feet, the doctor stitched it on again, so, unlike Eve, I still have 10 toes to suck and don't need to resort to sucking my thumb.
3. I am myopic and wear glasses.
 
The pig kisser is a friend's grandchild in England! she sent it to me when she first took it on her small holding where she has a mixture of lost abandoned and odd animals that needed homes and ended up with her.

1 I have run down the side of high buildings
2 I have a dent in my head
3 I once set off a firework outside a RAF communication centre creating panic and a mass evacuation in the middle of the night.
 
<snip>OK. I guess I now I dial up another Truth/Truth/Lie. How about this?
  1. I went steady with a beauty contest winner. False
  2. I've taken LSD. True
  3. I was laid off from my job this year. True
I hope I'm wrong about the last one.
 
The pig kisser is a friend's grandchild in England! she sent it to me when she first took it on her small holding where she has a mixture of lost abandoned and odd animals that needed homes and ended up with her.

1 I have run down the side of high buildings True
2 I have a dent in my head False
3 I once set off a firework outside a RAF communication centre creating panic and a mass evacuation in the middle of the night. True
I'll bet you've done some rappelling down a building or two and I remember you said you served in the RAF. It leaves the dent in your head to be the falsehood, I'll bet it's a bump instead.
 
The pig kisser is a friend's grandchild in England! she sent it to me when she first took it on her small holding where she has a mixture of lost abandoned and odd animals that needed homes and ended up with her.


Really? That is crazy! It was sent to me by my husband who passed it along an email chain. Small world!

1 I have run down the side of high buildings FALSE
2 I have a dent in my head TRUE
3 I once set off a firework outside a RAF communication centre creating panic and a mass evacuation in the middle of the night.TRUE

okay I am not sure I believe the dent one, it is not a noticible one at least, then again, you could be hiding it under your locks...

but I also did not see suckers on your feet.
 
  1. (OK. I guess I now I dial up another Truth/Truth/Lie. How about this?
    1. I went steady with a beauty contest winner.
    2. I've taken LSD.
    3. I was laid off from my job this year.


  1. False
    True, maybe not recently
    True, its happening all too much these days
 
3 more?

1. I can orgasm during internal medical exams and it is an effort not to, in fact.
2. I tore one of my toes off riding my bike in bare feet, the doctor stitched it on again, so, unlike Eve, I still have 10 toes to suck and don't need to resort to sucking my thumb.
3. I am myopic and wear glasses.
True - I'm very ticklish at the doctor's, but not that way
False
True - most believable of the 3
 
The pig kisser is a friend's grandchild in England! she sent it to me when she first took it on her small holding where she has a mixture of lost abandoned and odd animals that needed homes and ended up with her.

1 I have run down the side of high buildings
2 I have a dent in my head
3 I once set off a firework outside a RAF communication centre creating panic and a mass evacuation in the middle of the night.
False
True - I have one, from long ago
True
 
  1. (LIE) Well, yeah, I can swim, but don't much like to, as my eyesight is so poor without my glasses. My brother didn't learn to swim until he was 35 or so, and I had an uncle who never learned to swim (despite serving with the US Navy on an aircraft carrier in the Pacific theatre during WWII).
  2. (TRUTH) Actually, I think it is currently 11 colleges. :eek:
  3. (TRUTH) My wife was the loan officer for a new gallery in town, some twenty-five years ago. I got involved doing the computer work for the gallery (I wrote a mailing list maintenance program for it, back in the days when having a PC was unusual) and manned the gallery on Sundays for a couple years.

    It was fun, and got me most of the art I own.
OK. I guess I now I dial up another Truth/Truth/Lie. How about this?
  1. I went steady with a beauty contest winner.
  2. I've taken LSD.
  3. I was laid off from my job this year.

True
True (hey, it was the 60's)
False (I hope)

The pig kisser is a friend's grandchild in England! she sent it to me when she first took it on her small holding where she has a mixture of lost abandoned and odd animals that needed homes and ended up with her.

1 I have run down the side of high buildings
2 I have a dent in my head
3 I once set off a firework outside a RAF communication centre creating panic and a mass evacuation in the middle of the night.

False
True (not that I've ever noticed, but who would make that up? Lol, maybe you would)
True (I remember you saying you were in the RAF, too, so I'm betting this really happened)
 
1 I have run down the side of high buildings
2 I have a dent in my head
3 I once set off a firework outside a RAF communication centre creating panic and a mass evacuation in the middle of the night.
If 1 is true, that's a good explanation for 2.
 
maybe I am a lil punkin

1. I get sweet and hot on Thanksgiving.
2. I have grown in six of the seven continents.
3. I can help to reduce the risk of prostrate cancer.
 
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True
True (hey, it was the 60's)
False (I hope)



False
True (not that I've ever noticed, but who would make that up? Lol, maybe you would)
True (I remember you saying you were in the RAF, too, so I'm betting this really happened)

1 TRUE I have abseiled down a hotel and the local hospital for charity wowwwww what an adrenaline rush!
2 TRUE I have a four inch dent behind my right ear where I had a mastoid operation when I was 9
3 FALSE Though only partially so ... I did let off the firework in the ventilation shaft and it made one hell of a bang. but there was no panic or evacuation. The coporal did say though that he knew it was me and if he could have proved it he would have charged me!

If 1 is true, that's a good explanation for 2.

LOL Very funny!

1. I get sweet and hot on Thanksgiving.
2. I have grown in size of the seven continents.
3. I can help to reduce the risk of prostrate cancer.

1 TRUE
2 FALSE
3 TRUE ..........Is that what giving a blowjob does?
 
I guess my first set was pretty boring - here's another ;)

- I didn't come when I lost my virginity
- I worked on computer program listings while in the bar
- We had been together many times before I did it my first time

It seems like many players can't wait till Friday :confused:
 
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1. I get sweet and hot on Thanksgiving.
2. I have grown in six of the seven continents.
3. I can help to reduce the risk of prostrate cancer.

True - sounds good
True - well-traveled. How many micro-continents ? Kevin says Europe is a peninsula of Asia, though.
False
 
I guess my first set was pretty boring - here's another ;)

- I didn't come when I lost my virginity TRUE
- I worked on computer program listings while in the bar TRUE
- We had been together many times before I did it my first time FALSE

It seems like many players can't wait till Friday :confused:


Yeah, what was I thinking putting a time for spilling the beans! It is so much fun to watch them scatter across the floor :)
 
Ooops sorry I didn't realise .... I wanted a chance to play a couple of times before we went.
 
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