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Truechuckles here goes nothing
1) I once gave a North Carolina state trooper a blow job to get out of a speeding ticket.
2) Had both my nipples pierced out in the woods
3) Walked over ten mile round trip for a Klondike Bar
Grinsgood luck trying to figure out which is true and which is lie
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Ok, here's three more:
1. I am fluent in Middle English.
2. I am fluent in a secret language I made up.
3. I have written Star Trek porn.
TrueHere are three more from me -
1. I am allergic to shellfish
2. I am married to my college sweetheart.
3. I once spent four hours stuck in the total dark in The London Tube.
True - quite a guy, if not a lie1. I just bought some pottery from an Asian potter who plays bluegrass banjo and who has exhibited at the Smithsonian and played at Lincoln Center
2. I snorted cocaine with Queen at a recording studio in London
3. I played a prank on the world's largest private engineering firm in the 1970's which resulted in 350 people getting off work for a day.
1. I was born with a small tail.
2. I can write with both hands and my right foot.
3. I have had prophetic/psychic dreams .
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Whan that Aprile with its shures sooteWell #1 is the lie. I can say the prologue to the Canterbury Tales in Middle English, but that's about it. For the other one, well:
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1. I can't swim. LIE
2. I've taken classes at ten different colleges. TRUE
3. I once worked in an art gallery. TRUE
I hope I'm wrong about the last one.<snip>OK. I guess I now I dial up another Truth/Truth/Lie. How about this?
- I went steady with a beauty contest winner. False
- I've taken LSD. True
- I was laid off from my job this year. True
I'll bet you've done some rappelling down a building or two and I remember you said you served in the RAF. It leaves the dent in your head to be the falsehood, I'll bet it's a bump instead.The pig kisser is a friend's grandchild in England! she sent it to me when she first took it on her small holding where she has a mixture of lost abandoned and odd animals that needed homes and ended up with her.
1 I have run down the side of high buildings True
2 I have a dent in my head False
3 I once set off a firework outside a RAF communication centre creating panic and a mass evacuation in the middle of the night. True
- I went steady with a beauty contest winner. TRUE
- I've taken LSD. LIE
- I was laid off from my job this year. TRUE
The pig kisser is a friend's grandchild in England! she sent it to me when she first took it on her small holding where she has a mixture of lost abandoned and odd animals that needed homes and ended up with her.
Really? That is crazy! It was sent to me by my husband who passed it along an email chain. Small world!
1 I have run down the side of high buildings FALSE
2 I have a dent in my head TRUE
3 I once set off a firework outside a RAF communication centre creating panic and a mass evacuation in the middle of the night.TRUE
- (OK. I guess I now I dial up another Truth/Truth/Lie. How about this?
- I went steady with a beauty contest winner.
- I've taken LSD.
- I was laid off from my job this year.
True - I'm very ticklish at the doctor's, but not that way3 more?
1. I can orgasm during internal medical exams and it is an effort not to, in fact.
2. I tore one of my toes off riding my bike in bare feet, the doctor stitched it on again, so, unlike Eve, I still have 10 toes to suck and don't need to resort to sucking my thumb.
3. I am myopic and wear glasses.
FalseThe pig kisser is a friend's grandchild in England! she sent it to me when she first took it on her small holding where she has a mixture of lost abandoned and odd animals that needed homes and ended up with her.
1 I have run down the side of high buildings
2 I have a dent in my head
3 I once set off a firework outside a RAF communication centre creating panic and a mass evacuation in the middle of the night.
OK. I guess I now I dial up another Truth/Truth/Lie. How about this?
- (LIE) Well, yeah, I can swim, but don't much like to, as my eyesight is so poor without my glasses. My brother didn't learn to swim until he was 35 or so, and I had an uncle who never learned to swim (despite serving with the US Navy on an aircraft carrier in the Pacific theatre during WWII).
- (TRUTH) Actually, I think it is currently 11 colleges.
- (TRUTH) My wife was the loan officer for a new gallery in town, some twenty-five years ago. I got involved doing the computer work for the gallery (I wrote a mailing list maintenance program for it, back in the days when having a PC was unusual) and manned the gallery on Sundays for a couple years.
It was fun, and got me most of the art I own.
- I went steady with a beauty contest winner.
- I've taken LSD.
- I was laid off from my job this year.
The pig kisser is a friend's grandchild in England! she sent it to me when she first took it on her small holding where she has a mixture of lost abandoned and odd animals that needed homes and ended up with her.
1 I have run down the side of high buildings
2 I have a dent in my head
3 I once set off a firework outside a RAF communication centre creating panic and a mass evacuation in the middle of the night.
If 1 is true, that's a good explanation for 2.1 I have run down the side of high buildings
2 I have a dent in my head
3 I once set off a firework outside a RAF communication centre creating panic and a mass evacuation in the middle of the night.
True
True (hey, it was the 60's)
False (I hope)
False
True (not that I've ever noticed, but who would make that up? Lol, maybe you would)
True (I remember you saying you were in the RAF, too, so I'm betting this really happened)
If 1 is true, that's a good explanation for 2.
1. I get sweet and hot on Thanksgiving.
2. I have grown in size of the seven continents.
3. I can help to reduce the risk of prostrate cancer.
1. I get sweet and hot on Thanksgiving.
2. I have grown in six of the seven continents.
3. I can help to reduce the risk of prostrate cancer.
I guess my first set was pretty boring - here's another
- I didn't come when I lost my virginity TRUE
- I worked on computer program listings while in the bar TRUE
- We had been together many times before I did it my first time FALSE
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