Truth, Truth, Lie...a game

[Tzara]

Ok, here's three more:

1. I am fluent in Middle English.
2. I am fluent in a secret language I made up.
3. I have written Star Trek porn.

I think you've already answered these, but I have deficient short term memory.

1. Lie. No one has been fluent in Middle English since Geoffrey Chaucer.
2. Well, Truth, maybe, though I doubt it. A language is a very sophisticated, symbolic, semantic system (think of, for example, ASL). Private languages do exist, but usually among isolated peoples with sensory problems (see Oliver Sacks' Seeing Voices.)
3. Truth. Hasn't everyone? Beverly was relieved to see that, during his capture by the Borg, Jean-Luc had retained his natural generational organ, which sprang delightfully to life at her soft, yet clinical, touch.

 

[Tzara]

1. I can orgasm during internal medical exams and it is an effort not to, in fact.
2. I tore one of my toes off riding my bike in bare feet, the doctor stitched it on again, so, unlike Eve, I still have 10 toes to suck and don't need to resort to sucking my thumb.
3. I am myopic and wear glasses.

1. I'll say Truth, as I think you've talked before about how easily orgasmic you are, though that may of course merely be my sad imaginings of someone else's ecstatic sex life.
2. Lie. You're being derivative. (I think. Apologies, of course, if this is true.)
3. Truth. I've seen the picture you once had up at that Other Site, and while I don't remember if you looked myopic, you definitely wore glasses. (And looked quite lovely doing so, if I might add.)

 

[GuiltyPleasure]

If 1 is true, that's a good explanation for 2.

That's funny.

 

[Tzara]

The pig kisser is a friend's grandchild in England! she sent it to me when she first took it on her small holding where she has a mixture of lost abandoned and odd animals that needed homes and ended up with her.

1 I have run down the side of high buildings
2 I have a dent in my head
3 I once set off a firework outside a RAF communication centre creating panic and a mass evacuation in the middle of the night.

You said already, but I would have guessed right, though I would have thought the "running down buildings" thing was with the RAF.

I learned the term "abseil," though. Americans would say "rappel" for that.

 

[Tzara]

you went steady.
I love that saying

I know. I was being quaint.

 

[Tzara]

1. I get sweet and hot on Thanksgiving.
2. I have grown in six of the seven continents.
3. I can help to reduce the risk of prostrate cancer.

I think the answers are the same whether you are "punkin" or not, pumpkin.

1. Truth. You are always sweetly hot. (Aw, shucks.)
2. I'll say Lie here, because I don't understand the statement.
3. Both pumpkin seeds and frequent sex are good things for prostate health.

 

[Tzara]

I guess my first set was pretty boring - here's another

- I didn't come when I lost my virginity
- I worked on computer program listings while in the bar
- We had been together many times before I did it my first time

1. I'll say Lie, since my experience was that just her saying "yes" would get me off. It made for problems, frankly.
2. Truth. Drunk programming is a 401 course.
3. I assume we're talking about your partner here, so I'd say Truth. It always seemed to me like I'd cornered a deer and if I spoke too loudly, she'd leap over me and run away.

It seems like many players can't wait till Friday

I know. I'm sorry I'm premature.

 

[annaswirls]

to punk or pumpk, that is the question

I think the answers are the same whether you are "punkin" or not, pumpkin.

1. Truth. You are always sweetly hot. (Aw, shucks.)
2. I'll say Lie here, because I don't understand the statement.
3. Both pumpkin seeds and frequent sex are good things for prostate health.

Heehee, pumpkins, not punkins grow on six of seven continents. You got it.

 

[annaswirls]

I know. I was being quaint.

steady and quaint.
I don't think we have a thing in common.
Okay, maybe one or two.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

1 I once had a husband a live in lover and boyfriend on the go at the same time
2 I once clouted a 6 foot 4 man with my handbag at a posh garden party
3 I was once married to a man called Dick Turpin

 

[champagne1982]

Well, my coming clean... I do have 2 Coopers; a mini and a retriever cross.
I have had 2 open heart surgeries in less than a decade.
I am not allergic to tomatoes, however, I have a problem with antibiotics, morphine and scallops.
______________________________

3 more?

1. I can orgasm during internal medical exams and it is an effort not to, in fact.
2. I tore one of my toes off riding my bike in bare feet, the doctor stitched it on again, so, unlike Eve, I still have 10 toes to suck and don't need to resort to sucking my thumb.
3. I am myopic and wear glasses.

Should I verify these yet or does anyone else wanna take a crack ... ermm make an attempt to guess?

 

[Angeline]

Should I verify these yet or does anyone else wanna take a crack ... ermm make an attempt to guess?

You just can't stay out of those cracks, can you?

 

[normal jean]

Should I verify these yet or does anyone else wanna take a crack ... ermm make an attempt to guess?

I'll take a crack atcha

1. true
2. true
3.false

 

[EroticOrogeny]

1 I once had a husband a live in lover and boyfriend on the go at the same time
2 I once clouted a 6 foot 4 man with my handbag at a posh garden party
3 I was once married to a man called Dick Turpin

True, could be separated ...
True
False, I bet using exp-licit name to make think true

 

[GuiltyPleasure]

I know there's no way round it but this thread's too fragmented to follow or I'd have a go too.

 

[Tzara]

1 I once had a husband a live in lover and boyfriend on the go at the same time
2 I once clouted a 6 foot 4 man with my handbag at a posh garden party
3 I was once married to a man called Dick Turpin

1. Could be, could be. I'll say yes, and bless you for managing that.
2. Absolutely sounds like you, so yes. (If not, apologies, of course.)
3. No. "Dick Turpin" doesn't mean much to most Americans. I think you're making this up.

 

[annaswirls]

I know there's no way round it but this thread's too fragmented to follow or I'd have a go too.

it is a bit out of control lol!

Maybe if we feel like it later we could have people send it to one person, who would post up one a day, or one every other day.

?

it is fun though.

 

[Tzara]

I know there's no way round it but this thread's too fragmented to follow or I'd have a go too.

Answering imagined Tess statements:

1. I certainly hope not. That, somehow, doesn't seem like you. Tess, I always felt, was classy.
2. Yes, absolutely. I mean, is there any question?
3. I was puzzled by this, but I think it's true. It must be. It's too odd not to be.

 

[EroticOrogeny]

I know there's no way round it but this thread's too fragmented to follow or I'd have a go too.

It does take some work, especially if not keeping on top of posts.
Lots of paging and scrolling. One session I jotted down the person and thread number for original posts (not guesses or answers).
I think I've responded to each original (other than my 2).
You might also try threaded mode, rather than linear for something like this. A taller tree would be helpful for that though.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Well, my coming clean... I do have 2 Coopers; a mini and a retriever cross.
I have had 2 open heart surgeries in less than a decade.
I am not allergic to tomatoes, however, I have a problem with antibiotics, morphine and scallops.
______________________________

3 more?

1. I can orgasm during internal medical exams and it is an effort not to, in fact.
2. I tore one of my toes off riding my bike in bare feet, the doctor stitched it on again, so, unlike Eve, I still have 10 toes to suck and don't need to resort to sucking my thumb.
3. I am myopic and wear glasses.

True
False (least I hope so makes me wince to even think about it)
True
.......................
Shall I make you wait for my answers until I get back? when you will have completely forgotten and couldn't care less lol. How come we Brits know about your folk heros yet you don't know about ours? Dick Turpin was a famous highwayman. If one of you had said something similar about say Butch Cassidy or Australian Ned Kelly I would have known who it was!!

 

[Angeline]

True
False (least I hope so makes me wince to even think about it)
True
.......................
Shall I make you wait for my answers until I get back? when you will have completely forgotten and couldn't care less lol. How come we Brits know about your folk heros yet you don't know about ours? Dick Turpin was a famous highwayman. If one of you had said something similar about say Butch Cassidy or Australian Ned Kelly I would have known who it was!!

I've been meaning to tell you that I used to have a Dick Turpin character mug (one of those Royal Doulton thingies), so I say false. Nods.

 

[Tzara]

Dick Turpin was a famous highwayman. If one of you had said something similar about say Butch Cassidy or Australian Ned Kelly I would have known who it was!!

I knew the name, but didn't know the reference--had to look it up.

The sum total of my knowledge about Ned Kelly is that he's a character in a Booker Award novel I haven't read. The sum total of my knowledge about Butch Cassidy is the Paul Newman movie. (Which I've been given to understand plays somewhat fast and loose with the facts.)

I know. American. It's like saying "dimwitted and dull, but does so in flamboyantly flowered shirts."

But sometimes we fly.

 

[Tzara]

OK, almost Friday, so I is confronting Truth. Let's mark up my latest:

1. I went steady with a beauty contest winner. True. Actually, I did. Granted, she was Ms. Podunk 1972 (<--artificial title, of course, substituted for the real Podunk town) but she cut ribbons and broke cheap champagne bottles on things, as BQ's are wont to do. We were quite the item before she moved to Germany.
   .
2. I've taken LSD. False. Um, no. I never trusted the quality control of Midnight Pharmaceuticals, or trusted my own resistance to intoxicating chemicals. I drink enough as it is.
   .
3. I was laid off from my job this year. True. I was laid off, but that "resource action" was rescinded before it took effect. So, hey presto! I'm laid off but employed, though for how long, I don't know. 'Nother couple years would be nice, but probably neither essential nor expected.

Life. It's a pain in the butt. But still life.

 

[annaswirls]

eek I did not know skulls could eat peaches!

 

[champagne1982]

3 more?

1. I can orgasm during internal medical exams and it is an effort not to, in fact.
2. I tore one of my toes off riding my bike in bare feet, the doctor stitched it on again, so, unlike Eve, I still have 10 toes to suck and don't need to resort to sucking my thumb.
3. I am myopic and wear glasses.

It's Friday and so:

1. The first half is true but the bit about it being an effort is the LIE
2. True, the doctor wasn't sure it would mend but everything works and I even have feeling in the tip!
3. Yes, nearsightedness can make you squint. I think this is yet another sign of the genetic defect in my DNA. Some argue that my squint is cute. They don't need to do it to see their alarm clocks in the morning though. Cute be damned.