Tweety Bird

[bg23]

Is tweety bird a boy? Or a girl?

And what is with those ridiculously long eyelashes?

Someone solve the puzzle for me!

 

[SnoopDog]

That's a toughie.
When I read this I immediately thought.....a girl, that was easy.
But the more I come to think of it I'm not so sure anymore.
Can't actually tell.

And about those eyelids, well, if you have to cover those huge eyes you need some material.

Snoopy

 

[Lucifer_Carroll]

It's a transexual subdom with a fur fetish.

 

[SnoopDog]

It's a transexual subdom with a fur fetish.

How do you know ???

Snoopy

 

[dr_mabeuse]

What about Chip & Dale, Disney's chipmunks? Are they a hetero couple or are they gay? They always seemed kind of lesbian to me.

---Zoot

 

[bg23]

And bugs bunny! Has anyone ever thought that he has a very...girlish sort of air? And that eternal carrot...symbolic of something?

Or just a fetish?

 

[CharleyH]

What about Chip & Dale, Disney's chipmunks? Are they a hetero couple or are they gay? They always seemed kind of lesbian to me.

---Zoot

LOL - well, Chip and Dale would seem like suitable lesbian names. But I think they eat nuts, don't they?

 

[cantdog]

Nah

What about Chip & Dale, Disney's chipmunks? Are they a hetero couple or are they gay? They always seemed kind of lesbian to me.

---Zoot

Zoot, I seem to remember them mooning over and competing for a girl chipmunk in one of their many cinematic triumphs.

Perhaps they're like Timon & Pumbaa. We ought to notify the Family Foundation, or whatever Wildmon's group is called...

cantdog

 

[cantdog]

And bugs bunny! Has anyone ever thought that he has a very...girlish sort of air? And that eternal carrot...symbolic of something?

Or just a fetish?

The guy is very oral. He used to cross-dress a lot, too. Maybe his present eclipse is due to the surgery.

 

[catalina_francisco]

LOL, OK, confession time..Tweety has been a fave of mine for yonks and I automatically thought 'male of course' but on reflection have to go for androgenous. Bugs has to be the eternal bisexual male switch with a cheekiness to keep everyone on their toes.

Catalina

 

[SummerMorning]

Bugs reminds me of a Sean Connory style gay rabbit.

Daffy might be gay and trying to overcompensate for it.

Elmer is definitely impotent and making up for it with guns.

Chip and Dale are gay *and* exhibitionists - we all know that - that's why they're called Chippendales.

Popeye is definitely insecure - what's with all the drugs, the veg, the body building? And that horrible squint. That is a person with severe issues and an unresolved oedipus complex.

Marvin the Martian is just a crossdresser - that tutu... uhh...

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But Tweety? Tweety is an asshole any which way he turns his pecker. I prefer Sylvester.

 

[Guest]

Bugs reminds me of a Sean Connory style gay rabbit.

Summ, you crack me up. That made me larf way outloud. What a mind! However, this thread has actually made me think a bit seriously.

I instinctively replied to myself, Tweety is a boy. But after everyone's ideas above, whether tongue in cheek or not, I think many of the classic cartoon animals are more interesting cos they aren't quite what they appear. They look or seem masculine (more males than females of course, even in Toonville) but then you have to stop and think, Yeah but what about...?

As the creators knew the intended audience was children (or was it?), perhaps they fudged about with gender and role play. I'll have to think on this more. I like the idea.

Perdita

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

Only male tweety birds sing. The question comes down to: Has anybody any proof that Tweety Bird ever sang?

I seem to recall a scene from somewhere when Tweety did sing, but cannot cite the specific instance. By the way, not being able to cite a case does not prove that Tweety is female, but positive proof of such an event would indicate Tweety Bird’s masculinity. (If you will pardon the expression.)

I too recall Chip and Dale fighting over a definitely feminine Chipmunk – a singer in a local night club, I believe. I also recall instances where Chip and Dale seemed to be each other’s SO. And, of course, there does exist their history of more than fifty years of living together.

All this seemingly contradictory information can be easily justified with a single explanation. Chip and Dale are both female, lesbian, and nearly, but not completely, monogynist.

Bugs Bunny is male, but also a flaming transvestite. Daffy is beyond the confinement of conventional sexual identification. As suggested, Fudd’s preoccupation with guns, and the use of guns, stems from impotence, and the embarrassment caused by a small weenie.

Like most Pigs, Porky’s tail is tightly curled, and his stutter is the product of great trepidation that Petunia Pig will discover that his penis is similarly coiled.

I think it is perverse to project terrestrial lifestyles upon an extraterrestrial, and judge it harshly by those standards. Marvin the Martian should be allowed its own planet’s lifestyle, without comment, until probes to Mars can send back more information.

 

[Guest]

Only male tweety birds sing. The question comes down to: Has anybody any proof that Tweety Bird ever sang?

Burley, we're talking about a bird with a gigantic head who speaks with a lisp. The biology of actual male birds does not signify. P.

 

[SummerMorning]

Burley, we're talking about a bird with a gigantic head who speaks with a lisp. The biology of actual male birds does not signify. P.

S/He's a melonhead bird.

And I think S/he whistles, but does not sing - therefore - a drag bird?

 

[SummerMorning]

I think it is perverse to project terrestrial lifestyles upon an extraterrestrial, and judge it harshly by those standards. Marvin the Martian should be allowed its own planet’s lifestyle, without comment, until probes to Mars can send back more information.

I am not probing Marvin. Uh uh. Icky enough probing humanoids, but something from another planet? I shudder to think how many, how varied and how multicultural its orifices and the cultures living therein might be.



PS - Chip and Dale are male, more gay than bisexual and into group sex. They are definitely not lesbian. But they definitely share, the competition is just a trick to get the female into the nut larder so to speak.

PPS - what about the little gremlin that appears in the bomber episode with Bugs Bunny and tries to explode a bomb with a mallet?

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

Burley, we're talking about a bird with a gigantic head who speaks with a lisp. The biology of actual male birds does not signify. P.

There is this bird with a giant head who speaks with a lisp who has been trying to date me for months.

Only the thought that he might actually be a "male bird" has kept me from agreeing to a pity date.

 

[SummerMorning]

How sad.

 

[bg23]

My god, what have I started?

 

[SummerMorning]

The cat in your AV, now that cat looks like Woody Allen...

 

[Bizkit_Writer]

The cat in your AV, now that cat looks like Woody Allen...

I wonder what that cat is looking at? Maybe the size of his penis? or trying to figure out where he had one if he had it removed. And I do agree it looks like Woody on a good day

 

[SummerMorning]

N'ope - he's carrying two little buckets of milk...

awwwwwwww

- hey, anybody care to analyze Courage the Cowardly Dog?

Or Mum n' Dad from Cow n' Chicken?

 

[dr_mabeuse]

I've always thought it odd too that no one in cartoons is or has a parent. Mickey Mouse has two nephews. Donald Duck has three, and is himself Scrooge McDuck's nephew. No one has an actual parent.

Some terrible scourge must make parenthood fatal in cartoon land. It's probably sex. Have sex and die.

---Zoot

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

I've always thought it odd too that no one in cartoons is or has a parent....

Zoot,

You're forgetting about Auggie Doggie and Doggie Daddy, aren't you?

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[Guest]

You lot are crazy. Mad, I tell ya!!!!

Cartoons are two dimensional drawings. They don't have a gender, or feelings, or emotions. Humans give them voices.

THEY AREN'T REAL!!!!!

Oh, I'm sorry. Did I shatter some illusions?

Get over it!

Lou