Two lies, one truth

[Qky75]

1. I’ve been mugged
2. I’ve committed a crime
3. I’ve been to Austria instead of Australia by accident

3 would be a pretty big mistake.

 

[KatieKulka32]

1. I'm an amateur ventriloquist
2. I can fold my tongue into a U
3. I've sent nudes to the wrong person by accident

 

[Qky75]

1. I'm an amateur ventriloquist
2. I can fold my tongue into a U
3. I've sent nudes to the wrong person by accident

Clearly number 1

 

[Sexydrana]

1 I never had sex before as I’ve only used dildos for penetration when masturbating.
2 I once went late night skinny dipping with a man I knew for years and hooked up in the pool with him.
3 I once had sex at my office job and let a coworker catch me in the act with a man I was dating at the time.

 

[bunny4med]

lol. I’m a lefty so good penmanship was never in reach.

same here. I've lived my whole life with ink or pencil on my last two fingers

 

[Luv2LickSweets]

1) I studied archaeology for a time in college
2) I have received national honors for either education or sports
3) I have traveled to all of the continents

 

[Sexydrana]

1) I studied archaeology for a time in college
2) I have received national honors for either education or sports
3) I have traveled to all of the continents

It’s gotta be #1

 

[SusanHoward]

1. I always wear silk stockings with a garter under my competitive dance dress.
2. Whenever we slow dance, he never gets a big erection.
3. On Fridays I wear balconettes for fun.

 

[Emperical]

1. I love wearing pink underwear
2. I had sex in the church after a wedding I attended
3 I've been arrested 13 times

 

[Emperical]

1. I always wear silk stockings with a garter under my competitive dance dress.
2. Whenever we slow dance, he never gets a big erection.
3. On Fridays I wear balconettes for fun.

#2

 

[Emperical]

1. I'm an amateur ventriloquist
2. I can fold my tongue into a U
3. I've sent nudes to the wrong person by accident

#3

 

[PageWriter2]

1. I haven’t shaved off my beard in 20 years.
2. I’ve never swam in the ocean.
3. I’m afraid of heights

 

[42DarkNightOwl]

1. I haven’t shaved off my beard in 20 years.
2. I’ve never swam in the ocean.
3. I’m afraid of heights

My guess #3

 

[Ssbbw4u1974]

1. Ive been in 5 threesomes
2. I've had sex with zero women
3. I'm allergic to leather

 

[42DarkNightOwl]

1. Ive been in 5 threesomes
2. I've had sex with zero women
3. I'm allergic to leather

I'm going to guess #3.

 

[Ssbbw4u1974]

I'm going to guess #3.

You are right!!!
I've been in 3 threesomes,
and have had playtimes with a few chicks

 

[JedNtheMtns]

1. I always wear silk stockings with a garter under my competitive dance dress.
2. Whenever we slow dance, he never gets a big erection.
3. On Fridays I wear balconettes for fun.

He always gets a hardon! Easy! You give me a hardon, Susan!

 

[SusanHoward]

Hmm, too easy? OK, which do you believe?

1. I would never ice skate in a sparkling skating costume.
2. I have never bleached my hair blonde.
3. I used to play Mystery Date with my brothers.

 

[liliput1]

Hmm, too easy? OK, which do you believe?

1. I would never ice skate in a sparkling skating costume.
2. I have never bleached my hair blonde.
3. I used to play Mystery Date with my brothers.

#3 reminds me of how I used to sing She Bop loud and proud from the back seat of the car. My poor parents.

1. I have been to Madrid
2. I have 9 toes
3. I dated a poly couple without realizing it

 

[gisade]

#3 reminds me of how I used to sing She Bop loud and proud from the back seat of the car. My poor parents.

1. I have been to Madrid
2. I have 9 toes
3. I dated a poly couple without realizing it

#2 is the truth

 

[liliput1]

#2 is the truth

No, it was at least one date for sure, two almost certainly. Possibly as high as 4, and I'd have to ask them to know the real count, because they held an open table at a pub on the regular and sometimes it was just me if my other friends bailed.

 

[liliput1]

#2 is the truth

You need to do yours, you stalled the thread.

 

[liliput1]

Alright, I was the next last person to touch it, I will double post to break the logjam.

1. I hate cats
2. I hate dogs
3. is my favorite euphemism emoji

 

[Wand3rlust]

Alright, I was the next last person to touch it, I will double post to break the logjam.

1. I hate cats
2. I hate dogs
3. is my favorite euphemism emoji

3 is correct, or I fear you may be lost. The anti canine/feline websites are that way

1. I love dating apps
2. I love unsolicited dick pics
3. I hate Oreos.

 

[latecomer91364]

1: I was caught on tape on January 6
2: There is videotape of me performing a carjacking.
3: I appeared in an episode of How I Met Your Mother.