Two-part rompishness

do you care if the thread poster is the person in the picture?

  • i'm not satisfied with just a picture. i want to feel that the person is a real person somewhere. th

    Votes: 70 75.3%
  • i don't really care if the picture is of the poster. i like to think that most are, and that's enoug

    Votes: 16 17.2%
  • any porn is good porn. amateur or not. hey, why am i even here?

    Votes: 3 3.2%
  • i could jack off to the sight of 2 canteloupes and the smell of a tuna can.

    Votes: 4 4.3%

  • Total voters
    93
Oh goodie, another post from kurt_jester, the "fake buster"! Jester the Fake Buster! (has a certain panache, doesn't it? ;) )

by the way luv, it just occurred to me that your moniker for me anagrams to 'jester rebukes a theft'

i've thought for years that God speaks in anagrams. or maybe lotto numbers. or possibly in the silhouettes of holy symbols in port-wine stain birthmarks (gorbachev's looked like italy. mine looks like the dead sea. you can see it in my brief wipe-your-ass-with-lit set, above).

nah, let's leave God out of it, actually. i think it's just my sick mind spinning its wheels, and i would understand if just God rolls his eyes...
 
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